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"This is the most important election in the history of our country" is the first true thing this jackass has ever said.

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Air horn? Lol.


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8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

trump looks like he ate a bad allsups burrito. 

I took my daughters to Colorado a couple weeks ago and as we drove through West Texas they were exposed to Allsup’s for the first time.
After one stop my 14 year old said “I’d never even taste a burrito from there.” And I said “But  you’ve used the bathroom, so in a sense you already have.”

Wilbur Ross looks very lost and confused.


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1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Is that an air horn in the background?

There is a large group gathered on the other side of the White House on 15th-protestors according to Twitter.

Remember “you didn’t build that” controversy?

But somehow Trump Can say he built it.

I took my daughters to Colorado a couple weeks ago and as we drove through West Texas they were exposed to Allsup’s for the first time.
After one stop my 14 year old said “I’d never even taste a burrito from there.” And I said “But  you’ve used the bathroom, so in a sense you already have.”


Negged
3 minutes ago, Rudy Rutabaga said:

"before the end of the year or perhaps even sooner"

It's gonna be ready last month!

Biden’s voting record will be another theme until the election. That and violence! Violence! 

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Ive counted 4 masks

Love it. 

Watched it for as long as I could. Boring trump showed up. Not as hilarious as off the rails trump. Whatever. 

Close to getting fired up and going off script. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

Love it. 

Herman Cain loved it too. 

Why does anybody need that many flags?

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Biden’s voting record will be another theme until the election. That and violence! Violence! 

Don’t forget the fact that he can’t string three words together successfully. 

Just now, cabowabo said:

Don’t forget the fact that he can’t string three words together successfully. 

It's cool. He'll go by Trump rules and go all teleprompter too. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Why does anybody need that many flags?

Merica bro....

We are living in the best America ever!!!

5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Ive counted 4 masks

everybody in there was rapid tested before admission,. 

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Air horns and sirens are always a good accompaniment to a speech. If car alarms and leaf blowers would start up, the audience might enjoy it. 

Just now, Mrs Whiggins said:

Air horns and sirens are always a good accompaniment to a speech. If car alarms and leaf blowers would start up, the audience might enjoy it. 

In Joe Biden's America, you'll have to deal with air horns and sirens going off during his speeches. 

Why does anybody need that many flags?


The uneven spacing stage right on the wide angle is making my OCD twitch.
1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Air horns and sirens are always a good accompaniment to a speech. If car alarms and leaf blowers would start up, the audience might enjoy it. 

Protestors should have brought leaf blowers! That’s a damn good idea actually. I especially love it when my neighbors use them for like a solid hour on Saturday and Sunday mornings. 

i need a vote for me and all your wildest dreams will come true

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

"Pro-American Immigration"?

White people from Europe. You know the drill.

And this is the first of many

 

2 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

We are living in the best America ever!!!

More Americans have died in the last four months than in any four months in our history.  But don't let the librul media try to spin that as if we're not fucking awesome right now!

Did he say 10 miles of wall is being built per week? I’d honestly like to believe that but is there evidence of this?

 

 

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Top 5 issues with registered voters:

economy

healthcare

supreme court nominations

covid

violent crime

 

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2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

More Americans have died in the last four months than in any four months in our history.  But don't let the librul media try to spin that as if we're not fucking awesome right now!

Per capita this isn't true historically. 

I know 178,000 people have died but trust me, the best is yet to come!

kinda akward that all these white folks hoopin and hollering when he's done more for blacks than anyone since Lincoln

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

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Yeah, we got it the first 5 times you posted it, Nicole. Thanks. 

8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

everybody in there was rapid tested before admission,. 

dream killer!

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Go off script you fucking pussy. 

He's starting to get into it a bit

Jesus fucking christ Nicole you've said what the most important issues to voters are like a dozen times. Are you off on another bender or something?

This speech is fine and all, I just wish I knew what the top 5 issues were for registered voters.

4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Whoa.  I wonder if she’s walked in on them.

if Melania ever does a tell all book after she divorces him, it might be the biggest best seller in history.

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1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

This speech is fine and all, I just wish I knew what the top 5 issues were for registered voters.

I would shit my pants right now if Trump started naming off the top 5 issues with registered voters. 

Just now, mdmost said:

I would shit my pants right now if Trump started naming off the top 5 issues with registered voters. 

As if he can count to 5??

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