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I’m guessing Emanuel to the IL and Paredes sent down for Framber and Odorizzi. Who goes down for Urquidy early next week?

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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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9 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m guessing Emanuel to the IL and Paredes sent down for Framber and Odorizzi. Who goes down for Urquidy early next week?

Probably Garza optioned back to AAA.

Check that, probably Taylor Jones unless there's more going on with Alvarez and Brantley.

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^Fukin awesome. 

After Horns game wah wah...tuned in to Stros to see Correa launch one off bauer. Fukin great.  Made me forget about the tues game.

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

clanton's a dork 

He is, but he's kind of our( Houston's) dork.

Have found him to be funny at times, sometimes not; but he's never been a douche that I could remember.

33 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

clanton's a dork 

I don't listen to Houston sports talk radio so I can't say but I appreciate his passion for Htown sports teams and his never-back-down stance online.

Giovanny Gallegos was on the Yankees in 2017 and 2018. 

 

It totally taints their 2017 ALCS runner-up participation ribbon.

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Giovanny Gallegos was on the Yankees in 2017 and 2018. 

 

It totally taints their 2017 ALCS runner-up participation ribbon.

I wish he was on the Astros right now. At worst he'd be our 2nd best reliever, but probably better than Pressly.

12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I wish he was on the Astros right now. At worst he'd be our 2nd best reliever, but probably better than Pressly.

It's not hard to be better than our relief pitchers.

2 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Who is our second best reliever?

I can’t think of anyone that comes out of the pen after Pressly that provides relief...shit ton of anxiety though.

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3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Who is our second best reliever?

First of all, he is way more of a pirate than you will ever be. Secondly...we don't know who our best player is yet.

 

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1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I can’t think of anyone that comes out of the pen after Pressly that provides relief...shit ton of anxiety though.

It's Raley believe it or not

Blake Taylor rehab assignment tonight at SGL

1 IP 2 H 1  R 1 HR 0 BB 2 K

Enoli's BB/9 is 22.8 

 Y'all think he's gonna get optioned?

 

6 hours ago, runthebone said:

Giovanny Gallegos was on the Yankees in 2017 and 2018. 

 

It totally taints their 2017 ALCS runner-up participation ribbon.

Plus, as I've been pointing out for years, Yasiel Puig was on enough steroids to kill a horse during that World Series.  And the Yankees and Red Sox were also stealing signs. 

And I've also been pointing out for years that every team has a more complicated set of signs to use when a runner reaches second.  So, why wouldn't you use those signs all the time when you're on the road?  You don't see football coaches holding up 1 finger for run and 2 fingers for pass, do you?  If your signs can be "stolen," you suck at signs.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

If your signs can be "stolen," you suck at signs.

I've done waaaayyyy too much research into this topic, and back in the earliest days of baseball, that was the universal attitude. The first high-tech cheating scandal involved Mark fucking Twain's favorite club, the Hartford Dark Blues, sometime in the 1880s. Back then the media and fans didn't say teams stole signs, they said teams "tipped" signs, meaning they gave them away. It was assumed the other team would be trying to steal them; it was the responsibility of the signers to keep them secret / mix them up / whatever. And I think that is still the deal today, but the general public can't grasp the game within the game on that level. 

13 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Who is our second best reliever?

Straw getting on base...

To be fair, Raley has shown glimpses, but wholly furk he's inconsistent.  Maybe more appearances will get him to turn the corner to where he can kill innings with that slider.

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1 hour ago, slorch said:

Straw getting on base...

To be fair, Raley has shown glimpses, but wholly furk he's inconsistent.  Maybe more appearances will get him to turn the corner to where he can kill innings with that slider.

He's been pretty damn good lately, albeit most of his appearances were against the Rangers....

In his last 7 appearances dating back to May 10, his line looks like this: 7.2 IP 5 H 1 R 3 BB 13 K 0 HR

Also for the entire season so far, Raley has the best HardHit% (exit velo 95+) in MLB according to BaseballSavant, and he's in the top 15% of pitchers in K% and Whiff%.

While his ERA is 6.20, his xERA is 3.30, his K/9 is 12.8, his curve spin rate is in the 93% rank and his fastball spin is in the 88% rank. Honestly there's a lot going on with Raley and much of it is quite good.

 

Edited by Gourmand

Some Houston Astros notes from Dusty Baker:
- LHP Kent Emanuel to the IL with elbow soreness
- Brantley and Alvarez are both out of the lineup still
- Pressly is feeling better, but needs to throw first before determining availability

Bought tickets for July 24th against the Rangers.  Club seats for a friend's 40th.  We will drink much whiskey.

8 hours ago, Gourmand said:

He's been pretty damn good lately, albeit most of his appearances were against the Rangers....

In his last 7 appearances dating back to May 10, his line looks like this: 7.2 IP 5 H 1 R 3 BB 13 K 0 HR

Also for the entire season so far, Raley has the best HardHit% (exit velo 95+) in MLB according to BaseballSavant, and he's in the top 15% of pitchers in K% and Whiff%.

While his ERA is 6.20, his xERA is 3.30, his K/9 is 12.8, his curve spin rate is in the 93% rank and his fastball spin is in the 88% rank. Honestly there's a lot going on with Raley and much of it is quite good.

 

He's been very good outside of his first couple of appearances.  

I'm excited for Framber's return but a little worried about his start tonight.  He was a little shaky in his AAA rehab and he doesn't seem to be all the way back yet.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Bought tickets for July 24th against the Rangers.  Club seats for a friend's 40th.  We will drink much whiskey.

I got a group of 19 as of now going to that game as well.  We will be in the nosebleeds with easy access to the Ultra Bar/Killens BBQ and shitter

Bought tickets for July 24th against the Rangers.  Club seats for a friend's 40th.  We will drink much whiskey.


Taking the family June 17th. First Astros game since high school in the dome. Was just trying to come up with a short trip we could do from Austin and wife suggested a Stros game so here we go.

Hopefully he’ll only miss 6 more games and be back for the last game against Boston on Thursday 

Hopefully he’ll only miss 6 more games and be back for the last game against Boston on Thursday 
I don't think he's eligible to come off until the Toronto series, June 5th.
1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Hopefully he’ll only miss 6 more games and be back for the last game against Boston on Thursday 

You sweet sweet summer child. 

Correa showing off the gun early

Just now, WBT said:

Correa showing off the gun early

how could you tell?

I swear, Dinelson, I don't even know who you are anymore.

I'm Dinelson.

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

damn Carlos you gotta catch that one

Odd error for him

 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Odd error for him

 

Agreed. Lucky it didn’t cost anything, except more PC.

coulda been a triple if Straw didn't have to slow down for the lead runner

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