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  • henrygandorf
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    there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

  • Brisketexan
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    The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

  • Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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get out of this down a run, plenty of time left and gio has ~1 inning left. 

what did kaat say?

Something about it would be great to get a 40 acre field full of players like Moncada


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This is what happens when you try to build a bullpen with loose change and rookies.

In the top of the first inning, with the White Sox threatening and Yoan Monada at the plate, Kaat and Showalter launched into a discussion on Moncada. Kaat brought up his potential, which Showalter used to springboard into a discussion of his physique. That’s uncomfortable enough, but it got worse quickly

 

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Kaat: “I don’t’ know how much you’ve seen of Moncada, but everybody talks like this guy should be a star, an All-Star.”

Showalter: “That’s what they look like. I don’t know about the rest of it. The first time I saw him in the big leagues I looked around the dugout and said ‘Can we have one of those?’ That’s what they look like.”

Kaat: “Get a 40-acre field full of ’em.”

 

 as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run”

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fuck, need our bats to come alive

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

In the top of the first inning, with the White Sox threatening and Yoan Monada at the plate, Kaat and Showalter launched into a discussion on Moncada. Kaat brought up his potential, which Showalter used to springboard into a discussion of his physique. That’s uncomfortable enough, but it got worse quickly

 

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Kaat: “I don’t’ know how much you’ve seen of Moncada, but everybody talks like this guy should be a star, an All-Star.”

Showalter: “That’s what they look like. I don’t know about the rest of it. The first time I saw him in the big leagues I looked around the dugout and said ‘Can we have one of those?’ That’s what they look like.”

Kaat: “Get a 40-acre field full of ’em.”

 

 

He's so fired.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

He's so fired.

off to walmart he goes. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

He's so fired.

It’s not that hard.

Anytime your brain uses the word “they” or “them” you stop talking.

and if your partner uses the word, you just sit there in silence 

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

It’s not that hard.

Anytime your brain uses the word “they” or “them” you stop talking.

and if your partner uses the word, you just sit there in silence 

And if the University of Texas isn't involved, maybe lay off the 40 acre talk.

Deadspin and Twitter are all over the booth comments about Moncada.

That Brantley almost homer is how I feel about todays game. Our shit bullpen is gonna end up giving up another 4 runs.

Do it to 'em Yordan

need to get these freebies home

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

That Brantley almost homer is how I feel about todays game. Our shit bullpen is gonna end up giving up another 4 runs.

Good thing their’s is about to give up 7

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Good thing their’s is about to give up 7

They’ll have too for us to win this game. Feels like a 13-12 game if we win.

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Let’s hit crotchet right where it hurts.

In the 40 acres ?

Yuli with a runner on 3rd, fewer than 2 outs...come on, BA champ.

 Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

….and a soft Gurriel single when all that’s needed is a groundball to the outfield 

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