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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 hour ago, Richter said:

It just occurred to me that we probably would have won the SEC if Auburn had beaten A&M.  Oh well

A round about way of saying advantage aggy?

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A round about way of sounding aggy is more like it.

11 hours ago, closetojumping said:

What the fuck is going on here?

Sorry, got that backwards.  Mental lapse, but Napoleon broke the code...

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

That's a stretch.  The headline doesn't even mention sheep as the victim.

Everybody but aggy hates aggy.

Well we all knew it wasn’t about them because “there’s no such thing as an ex aggy, only former morons… er, students”

I'm more concerned about Deebo deleting a post than I am at aggys yelling at clouds and "shady ESPiN" making a mockery of them by putting one of their own on there on a sexual assault case against a sheep. 

We should probably believe those guys. They know somebody pretty high up in the sip program.

6 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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As amazing as this is, Jesus these people are our neighbors. That’s terrifying. 
 

That guy just made up shit from whole cloth, and the rest of his bullshit is just his own bad opinions parading as fact. And calling them “opinions” is a pretty big stretch to the legitimacy of the word. 
 

Sark isn’t a program builder because he never won 8 games before he got here guys. Don’t tell them about Nick Saban at Michigan State. 

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22 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

As amazing as this is, Jesus these people are our neighbors. That’s terrifying. 
 

That guy just made up shit from whole cloth, and the rest of his bullshit is just his own bad opinions parading as fact. And calling them “opinions” is a pretty big stretch to the legitimacy of the word. 
 

Sark isn’t a program builder because he never won 8 games before he got here guys. Don’t tell them about Nick Saban at Michigan State. 

Also, as long as you don't count last year when he won a big 12 title, Sark has never won a big 12 title. What kind of program building head coach can't win a big 12 title, other than the big 12 title he did win. 

13 minutes ago, Viper said:

Also, as long as you don't count last year when he won a big 12 title, Sark has never won a big 12 title. What kind of program building head coach can't win a big 12 title, other than the big 12 title he did win. 

Yeah I lol’d at that. Just pure, weaponized ignorance. 

This from the program who had to have a designated assistant coach to carry a drunken Sumlin everywhere he went.

Yeah, elko only had the best recruiting class ever in their junior year, and sec branded recruiting for the past dozen years. How’s he supposed to perform with that kind of auspicious personnel background?  It’s not like he said preseason that there isn’t a rebuild and the talent is there to win big now. 

11 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Sark a program builder?

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Of course not, you fools! He was 5-7 his first year at tu! Their recent consecutive appearances in the college playoff prove just how poorly he's performed as a program builder! Some of you are so stupid!

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There you have it.

I see that teams “with a pulse” include 8 win aggy but does not include the slew of 7 win teams we beat and scored many points against.  And vandy is arbitrarily the best of that group of pulseless bowl eligible teams. 

"Their AD is the best the world has ever seen, but Sark isn't that great of a coach" isn't quite the insult they seem to think it is...

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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

"Their AD is the best the world has ever seen, but Sark isn't that great of a coach" isn't quite the insult they seem to think it is...

I mean, obviously the best AD in the world would hire an alcoholic he has to constantly babysit who has no ability to build a program and will just call plays and shake hands. Hiring a real Head Coach like the Elk causes too many headaches.

That's just good AD'ing right there. 

2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I mean, obviously the best AD in the world would hire an alcoholic he has to constantly babysit who has no ability to build a program and will just call plays and shake hands. Hiring a real Head Coach like the Elk causes too many headaches.

That's just good AD'ing right there. 

Well, he didn't pay $100 million plus to a fraud coach. So he's got that going for him. 

I love this beauty.  I mean what other possibility could there be for it to appear that Sark isn't drinking other than hiding it. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Gordon Shumway said:

I love this beauty.  I mean what other possibility could there be for it to appear that Sark isn't drinking other than hiding it. 

 

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Sark says he's sober (with, it sounds like, a drink at a wedding mixed in now and then). Sark has a history of being comedically bad at hiding serious drinking while also actively getting worse at coaching while he drinks. Sark has not been seen by anyone doing anything embarrassing around alcohol in his time at Texas and the team has improved every year.

Conclusion: Is Sark actually mostly sober, or is he drinking again but CDC is doing a North Korean level job of silencing the legacy media, social media, and regular people with cell phone cameras while the other coaches all pick up the slack for him without telling anyone about it? The answer is clearly the latter.

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Sark says he's sober (with, it sounds like, a drink at a wedding mixed in now and then). Sark has a history of being comedically bad at hiding serious drinking while also actively getting worse at coaching while he drinks. Sark has not been seen by anyone doing anything embarrassing around alcohol in his time at Texas and the team has improved every year.

Conclusion: Is Sark actually mostly sober, or is he drinking again but CDC is doing a North Korean level job of silencing the legacy media, social media, and regular people with cell phone cameras while the other coaches all pick up the slack for him without telling anyone about it? The answer is clearly the latter.

By all accounts, Sark is laser focused on winning. If he's drinking, and heavily, he's basically down to doing it inside his panic room at his house and for 45 min a night of pure binge right before his ambien kicks in...

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17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Sark says he's sober (with, it sounds like, a drink at a wedding mixed in now and then). Sark has a history of being comedically bad at hiding serious drinking while also actively getting worse at coaching while he drinks. Sark has not been seen by anyone doing anything embarrassing around alcohol in his time at Texas and the team has improved every year.

Conclusion: Is Sark actually mostly sober, or is he drinking again but CDC is doing a North Korean level job of silencing the legacy media, social media, and regular people with cell phone cameras while the other coaches all pick up the slack for him without telling anyone about it? The answer is clearly the latter.

In the age of everyone having a phone,  everyone posting on the socials,  Sark has brilliantly covered it up without a single leak except to the guy that is friends with aggies.

The idea of Sark drinking Elko under the table is amusing.  He's going to need a pretty fucking big table to cram Elko's gigantic beer gut beneath it. 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Sark says he's sober (with, it sounds like, a drink at a wedding mixed in now and then). Sark has a history of being comedically bad at hiding serious drinking while also actively getting worse at coaching while he drinks. Sark has not been seen by anyone doing anything embarrassing around alcohol in his time at Texas and the team has improved every year.

Conclusion: Is Sark actually mostly sober, or is he drinking again but CDC is doing a North Korean level job of silencing the legacy media, social media, and regular people with cell phone cameras while the other coaches all pick up the slack for him without telling anyone about it? The answer is clearly the latter.

I'm reminded of the term, Slocum's Razor.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

By all accounts, Sark is laser focused on winning. If he's drinking, and heavily, he's basically down to doing it inside his panic room at his house and for 45 min a night of pure binge right before his ambien kicks in...

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I certainly don’t have the access to UT athletics that @closetojumping has, but I have quite a bit. 

But I learn the most about the inner-workings of UT football from posters at TexAgs. 

They’re basing all of that alcohol bullshit on the pictures of him at that wedding recently where he was *gasp* enjoying himself. That’s literally it. 

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Amazing the way CDC keeps Sark under wraps, because Sark has no idea of the intangibles needed to build a program.

 

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See, their class is as good as ours!

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Well, almost.

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

By all accounts, Sark is laser focused on winning. If he's drinking, and heavily, he's basically down to doing it inside his panic room at his house and for 45 min a night of pure binge right before his ambien kicks in...

Spider banana calls that Tuesday. 

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Elko’s offense, defense, and ST aren’t very good. They’re nasty (bad). If his coordinators leave, then I don’t really give a fuck. They’ll still suck but compare themselves to us.


And I like how they keep saying that sark isn’t doing a good job and that this is all the conference branding and NIL. Do they think that NIL is going away and our sec membership is a trial basis? Is sark going to have to just rely on pure coaching skills after those “go away”? Dumb motherfuckers.

1 hour ago, deft said:

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Elko’s offense, defense, and ST aren’t very good. They’re nasty (bad). If his coordinators leave, then I don’t really give a fuck. They’ll still suck but compare themselves to us.


And I like how they keep saying that sark isn’t doing a good job and that this is all the conference branding and NIL. Do they think that NIL is going away and our sec membership is a trial basis? Is sark going to have to just rely on pure coaching skills after those “go away”? Dumb motherfuckers.

So I have heard from friends. When on a drug called cocaine you tend to exaggerate your skills. When on a drug called batshit insane copium I’m not sure the stupid shit you can come up. 

Quick, someone page Mike Hunt to the white courtesy phone at that “International Airport” in CS… yeah, never mind!

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59 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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1st loss ND, 2nd loss Auburn, 3rd loss UF if Lagway is starting, 4th loss either LSU or USCe, 5th loss Texas. So 7-5 or 8-4 per the norm. 

How can you even bitch about that schedule

11 hours ago, nnm said:

Amazing the way CDC keeps Sark under wraps, because Sark has no idea of the intangibles needed to build a program.

 

Just tremendous insight into Sark's program...

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