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https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/city-of-austin-seeks-community-feedback-on-future-of-zilker-park/amp/

Someone tell me this is satire. 

"Hey you know that awesome urban park that is one of the jewels of cities across America? That no one ever complains about and is only ever cited as one of the greatest, most quintissential things about the city? Let's tear it up to add a bunch of sidewalks, bike-lanes, and fuck up traffic"

I just don't understand what world these fucking morons live in. In what way is Zilker inaccessible? Let's put an interstate through Central Park while we're at it. 

This city's fascination with fucking up things that aren't, never were, and never will be broken is astounding. 

Weren't at one point they discussing turning South Lamar into a street with one lane going in each direction?

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3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/city-of-austin-seeks-community-feedback-on-future-of-zilker-park/amp/

Someone tell me this is satire. 

"Hey you know that awesome urban park that is one of the jewels of cities across America? That no one ever complains about and is only ever cited as one of the greatest, most quintissential things about the city? Let's tear it up to add a bunch of sidewalks, bike-lanes, and fuck up traffic"

I just don't understand what world these fucking morons live in. In what way is Zilker inaccessible? Let's put an interstate through Central Park while we're at it. 

This city's fascination with fucking up things that aren't, never were, and never will be broken is astounding. 

Weren't at one point they discussing turning South Lamar into a street with one lane going in each direction?

bike lanes are the answer to everything.

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10 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

bike lanes are the answer to everything.

What I really don't understand is aren't there already a zillion bike lanes and walking trails and crosswalks down there? It's like the most accessible part of the city. 

Also the duality between "we need more bike access because we have a huge cycling community but we also need to add more parking so people can drive there"

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There's probably a bitch about CoA thread I could have thrown this in so apologies. I have just never once in my life been anywhere near Zilker and thought "YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PLACE REALLY NEEDS..."

Seriously, from the same article:

One of the main things they’re looking at is improving access to the park, so less people have to drive there.

The city is also looking at adding more parking

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8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What I really don't understand is aren't there already a zillion bike lanes and walking trails and crosswalks down there? It's like the most accessible part of the city. 

 

One of the main things they’re looking at is improving access to the park, so less people have to drive there.

The city is also looking at adding more parking

you understand who these idiots are correct?  Bike lanes take up space for cars.   there are never enough bike lanes because cars exist still.

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10 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

We need less access to Zilker Park. It's fucking overcrowded every minute of the day already.

There are also still square inches of town lake unoccupied by SUPers and kayakers during the day on the weekends. Maybe we can lash together a walking bridge from over by the YMCA to Zilker using paddle boards and kayaks?

Also - does anyone remember the April fool's joke that some local outlet ran with where they did the mock up of the stadium being built on top of town lake over east of Congress? We are getting closer and closer to that not being a joke. 

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The city of Austin is great despite its government and council. Not because of it. They’re always trying to find new and interesting ways to fuck things up though (usually at the behest of some rich asshole looking to make an extra buck) so eternal vigilance is required. 

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9 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

The city of Austin is great despite its government and council. Not because of it. They’re always trying to find new and interesting ways to fuck things up though (usually at the behest of some rich asshole looking to make an extra buck) so eternal vigilance is required. 

I actually like what they did under Mopac next to Austin High with the restrooms and landscaping and such. But that was a shitty, dirty underpass mostly surrounded by concrete and parking lots. The walking bridge upgrade on Lamar was nice, too. 

So here's hoping maybe they trip over their own dicks and do something cool. Just the thought of doing anything to change the most iconic part of the city makes me nervous.

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10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

the mock up of the stadium being built on top of town lake over east of Congress? We are getting closer and closer to that not being a joke. 

Well, all that water is a lot of wasted space!

I'm honestly surprised that nobody is making a go at some kind of elevated retail or whatever spaces along/over the river lake.  Or building some kind of large bridge with retail/hotels/etc. over it.

You know there are people thinking about it.

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Well, all that water is a lot of wasted space!

I'm honestly surprised that nobody is making a go at some kind of elevated retail or whatever spaces along/over the river lake.  Or building some kind of large bridge with retail/hotels/etc. over it.

You know there are people thinking about it.

You can only build so many high rise condos on Rainey street. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I actually like what they did under Mopac next to Austin High with the restrooms and landscaping and such. But that was a shitty underpass mostly surrounded by concrete and parking lots. The walking bridge upgrade on Lamar was nice, too. 

So here's hoping maybe they trip over their own dicks and do something cool. Just the thought of doing anything to change the most iconic part of the city makes me nervous.

Wouldn’t be surprised if it was the trail foundation that did all that under Mopac instead of the city. But I don’t really know. 
 

The city built the walking bridge but people forget at the time it was built it was considered an unnecessary joke that nobody walked on because people just walked on the admittedly narrow Lamar bridge sidewalk anyway. Time has proven it to be a wise decision since Austin grew so much, got way more crowded, and more people started living downtown. Hell a broken clock is right twice a day applies there. Kirk Watson was actually one of our better mayors. 

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1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Wouldn’t be surprised if it was the trail foundation that did all that under Mopac instead of the city. But I don’t really know. 

I think you are totally fucking right. 

 

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Hell a broken clock is right twice a day applies there.

That was also what, 10-15 years ago when that project started?

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4 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Pretty sure it was finished in like 1999. Could be wrong though. It was around then. 

No way. The one with the spiral down? That was somewhat recent. Maybe started around '99 but I remember when it was being done.

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Zilker Park doesn't need to become Zilker Parking.  the park needs higher parking prices and parking enforcement.

It's frustrating to see Zilker swarming with wrong way drivers, fucktards parking on the grass by the rugby field and volleyball courts, and the boondockers dumping their human shit in the bushes next to the trail.

 

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Also - does anyone remember the April fool's joke that some local outlet ran with where they did the mock up of the stadium being built on top of town lake over east of Congress? We are getting closer and closer to that not being a joke. 

 

Yep, that was a solid April Fools' joke by the Chronicle for the edition leading up to 4/1 back in 2014. 

 

https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2014-03-28/all-aboard-the-soccer-train/

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2 hours ago, ztejas said:

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/city-of-austin-seeks-community-feedback-on-future-of-zilker-park/amp/

Someone tell me this is satire. 

"Hey you know that awesome urban park that is one of the jewels of cities across America? That no one ever complains about and is only ever cited as one of the greatest, most quintissential things about the city? Let's tear it up to add a bunch of sidewalks, bike-lanes, and fuck up traffic"

I just don't understand what world these fucking morons live in. In what way is Zilker inaccessible? Let's put an interstate through Central Park while we're at it. 

This city's fascination with fucking up things that aren't, never were, and never will be broken is astounding. 

Weren't at one point they discussing turning South Lamar into a street with one lane going in each direction?

BTW SMU is going to to the way of the non-moneymaking conferences.  yea ponies.   

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11 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Just walked by it. Finished June 2001. 

Little earlier than I thought - pretty good call. 

10 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

BTW SMU is going to to the way of the non-moneymaking conferences.  yea ponies.   

What are you blathering about? 

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Everything about Austin is crowded. That's what happens when a gazillion people move to town in 10 years. Greenbelt, Barton Creek, Zilker Park, Barton Springs, Town Lake. It's fucking crazy. But you know what, it's still fucking cool as shit because no other city as all that shit within minutes of downtown. Austin was never going to stay a quiet hidden gem that only people in Texas knew about.

With that said, agreed on adding more access. Fuck that. It's already crowded as fuck. It's bearable because of limited access and parking. Fuck making it more accessible. Same with Town Lake and paddle boards. There's already a gazillion people who don't give a fuck about the lake and pollute the fuck out of it every weekend. It's the same bros who pollute and fuck up the Greenbelt and Barton Creek. Having more parking and access is only going to invite more fucking brodiots.

And fuck bike lanes and bike lanes solve everything nazis. They are only slightly less annoying than vegans.

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15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

With that said, agreed on adding more access. Fuck that. It's already crowded as fuck. It's bearable because of limited access and parking. Fuck making it more accessible. Same with Town Lake and paddle boards. There's already a gazillion people who don't give a fuck about the lake and pollute the fuck out of it every weekend. It's the same bros who pollute and fuck up the Greenbelt and Barton Creek. Having more parking and access is only going to invite more fucking brodiots.

And fuck bike lanes and bike lanes solve everything nazis. They are only slightly less annoying than vegans.

Yep, put the money into making another area more desirable/fun/useful/etc.

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8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well, all that water is a lot of wasted space!

I'm honestly surprised that nobody is making a go at some kind of elevated retail or whatever spaces along/over the river lake.  Or building some kind of large bridge with retail/hotels/etc. over it.

You know there are people thinking about it.

Just pray none of them see this pseudo Italian monstrosity in Las Vegas

 

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Zilker has enough transit.  You can take the 801 rapid from lots of areas of town to downtown, then take the 30 over to Zilker. Or park at the mall and take the 30.  Few do that because it's easier and faster to just drive downtown and park somewhere.  Also you can put lots of stuff in your car and it's a pain the ass to take lots of stuff on the bus.

Zilker is one of the most accessible places in Austin for bikes.  Some do that but most take a car because it's easier.  The LAB right across the lake is mostly empty.

The best part of the park is closed for almost three months of the year for ACL + Christmas lights prep.  During the best weather of the year.

Bring back the Zephyr, keep the playground clean and provide a decent food stand near the pool and I think we're done.

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