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6 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

It’s a big stretch but if he wins out and wins the bowl they end 10-3. It’s hard to be upset about a 10 win season. There was a time not long ago that we didn’t just walk into Lawrence Kansas and expect a win. I’m good with 10 wins. 

 don't look at how recruiting has fallen off...  future is getting iffy 

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if we beat the shit out of arkansas and aggie we’ll be in the playoff.  but I’m talking like back-to-back 55-0 forcible rapes.  unlikely, but definitely possible. 

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9 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

You’re a fan of Texas football, you only work on “if”. Two of the greatest college qb’s to ever play the game have a combined 2 conference championships between their 7 years of playing. Unless you’re high you know this program has always been a “if” away from greatness lol. 

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8 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

 don't look at how recruiting has fallen off...  future is getting iffy 

Is it though?

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2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Okay cool hook'em

Is it though?

Yes.  It has compared to prior years.   Obviously Tech is swinging it's money around seemingly all on recruits who we seem to be heavily recruiting as well.  

It may just be we are getting outbid or perhaps the donors have slowed down the nil faucet with all the behind the scenes shit. 

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10 minutes ago, futureman said:

if we beat the shit out of arkansas and aggie we’ll be in the playoff.  but I’m talking like back-to-back 55-0 forcible rapes.  unlikely, but definitely possible. 

Aren’t all rapes forcible?  

Posted
7 minutes ago, futureman said:

if we beat the shit out of arkansas and aggie we’ll be in the playoff.  but I’m talking like back-to-back 55-0 forcible rapes.  unlikely, but definitely possible. 

We should be able to beat the shit out of Arky, but we just need to beat aggy due to their ranking. Now, if we lose to aggy.

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14 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

 don't look at how recruiting has fallen off...  future is getting iffy 

Winning is hard. We cannot be expected to get recruits all the time. It’s hard!!!! 

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Just now, deech said:

Yes.  It has compared to prior years.   Obviously Tech is swinging it's money around seemingly all on recruits who we seem to be heavily recruiting as well.  

It may just be we are getting outbid or perhaps the donors have slowed down the nil faucet with all the behind the scenes shit. 

Ya missed my sarcastic subtext deech. 

My theory, money is currently dried up a lot and influence outside the program is decreasing, combined with horrible statistical performances. 

"Look at these numbers Joe RB/WR/TE. Sure they'd be a good fit for your skills and future prospects? Yeah we see it the same... here's some money."

Posted
4 minutes ago, F250 said:

We should be able to beat the shit out of Arky, but we just need to beat aggy due to their ranking. Now, if we lose to aggy.

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Well, we should have been able to beat the shit out of UTEP, Florida, Kentucky, and MSU.

So.. agree with your closing thought.

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25 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

The prob here is he had built in defense for himself as to why his shit has sucked.   2023 and 2024 was Quinns lack of a deep ball.  2025 we got the deep ball but oh no the entire OL and RB room went to shit and nothing was done in advance to stop it. 

But don't worry folks he really realizes now what needs to be fixed. 

Not wanting him to be fired but he seems like a stubborn idiot over his head at this point. 

The reason we've lost since 2023 has been Sark missing on evaluations. Period. In 2023 we had no pass rush. Sure we could shut down anyone's running game but if you just didn't waste downs trying to run on us you could throw it all over the lot. The two games we lost, OU and Washington, we got one sack. One. Penix and Gabriel dropped back a combined 76 times. One Sack. We came back and fixed the pass rush by adding Simmons. 

The other issue is we missed wildly on O-line and RB. Our interior O-line has been a problem since Sark got here. I don't give a shit if we sent linemen to the league, the truth is in the film. We cannot combo block and climb to the second level. Someone is always getting defeated. Always. Whenever we tried to run inside zone it just ended up resulting in a pile in the middle for the back to run into. Sark found a little something with outside zone and split zone, but as soon as we played a disciplined front with some wiggle they blew that shit up. See Ohio State, Georgia, and Arizona State. Our running backs are a miss too. Watching Baugh from Florida set up his own lanes was frustrating. He would set an aim point, and then redirect when the LBs committed. We get none of that from everyone not named Wisner, and he is lacking in the speed/power dept. Then on the off chance we do get a run bounced outside, we get holding calls. 

That leaves our QBs to play hero ball in big games and is precisely why we keep losing to the top 5. YOU CANNOT be one dimensional in those games and win them, and that's what we've been the last couple years. It was the same way with Quinn last year. He outplayed the opposing QB in all 3 games and still lost. The area we keep losing in is running game. If you look at the 6 losses we had the last two years, plus the ASU game we should've lost. We got outrushed 908 to 412. 

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8 minutes ago, deech said:

Yes.  It has compared to prior years.   Obviously Tech is swinging it's money around seemingly all on recruits who we seem to be heavily recruiting as well.  

It may just be we are getting outbid or perhaps the donors have slowed down the nil faucet with all the behind the scenes shit. 

100% guaranteed Tech will find a way to fuck that up and lose.

Posted
7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Winning is hard. We cannot be expected to get recruits all the time. It’s hard!!!! 

We should be used to it! Are they even aware of our recruiting before Sark got to Texas?

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I would argue that there can absolutely be inappropriate "consensual" relationships.  "Inappropriate" to the level of being a fireable offense. 

As with Beard, there are things that embarrass the University that are unacceptable. This isn’t Baylor. 

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15 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Well, we should have been able to beat the shit out of UTEP, Florida, Kentucky, and MSU.

So.. agree with your closing thought.

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4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

We should be used to it! Are they even aware of our recruiting before Sark got to Texas?

1. Winning is Hard 

2. if the OLine sucks sark can fix it. Because attrition. He could have employed the same offseason practice as last year to be able to have contact practices and evaluate but he was  grinding down film for play calling and if shit gets missed in the running back room or on OLine then it’s the corresponding coach’s problem and responsibility, sark cannot do it all he’s scripting OsU plays god damnit because winning is hard. He could have used the portal but he was too busy doing other things and it’s that OLine guys responsibility and he has no duty to check in nor follow up and winning is hard. He was too busy flirting with the nfl with the media to tell us how much he admires all the do and that’s why we won’t have normal practices like teams that win shit do. We needed to try something different bc winning is hard. 
 

3. if arch looks like he fell out of a coconut tree all season don’t look to sark to coach him up during the game bc Sark is also HC so get in line, arch. He has many many things to do other than sit with you on the bench ch and go thru what you are seeing and why and what you need to do next. Milwee must be booth bound but not sark bc Winning is fucking hard. 
 

4. If shit gets missed bc Sark’s off the field shenanigans are fucking things up…it’s because he’s exhausted being 20different roles winning is hard. 
 

5. so let’s cross our fingers if the 9.95’ers are correct 🤣 and bring back sark with zero assurances next year won’t be more disappointing and confounding and rage inducing than 2025.
 

We will just have him fire a few coaches like it’s a Black Friday sale everything must go and we will make a few changes like going back to real practices instead of the NFL ones that some asshole employed (Sark) and we will bring back the spring game that some asshole (Sark) dropped to the delight of our elites and our fans and we will also make sure that the same asshole is at Junior day for all the shit handing out cookies and everything will be fine.
 

We will have 17 people in the booth feeding sark info from all angles and even use a blimp and put some sad sack up there. And everything will be cool and if sark lights cigarettes using his butthole we will all safely and proudly give him the space to do so bc fucking winning is hard…

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

And everything will be cool and if sark lights cigarettes using his butthole we will all safely and proudly give him the space to do so bc fucking winning is hard…

So the rumors are about Sark smoking cigarettes with his butthole?

 

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

1. Winning is Hard 

2. if the OLine sucks sark can fix it. Because attrition. He could have employed the same offseason practice as last year to be able to have contact practices and evaluate but he was  grinding down film for play calling and if shit gets missed in the running back room or on OLine then it’s the corresponding coach’s problem and responsibility, sark cannot do it all he’s scripting OsU plays god damnit because winning is hard. He could have used the portal but he was too busy doing other things and it’s that OLine guys responsibility and he has no duty to check in nor follow up and winning is hard. He was too busy flirting with the nfl with the media to tell us how much he admires all the do and that’s why we won’t have normal practices like teams that win shit do. We needed to try something different bc winning is hard. 
 

3. if arch looks like he fell out of a coconut tree all season don’t look to sark to coach him up during the game bc Sark is also HC so get in line, arch. He has many many things to do other than sit with you on the bench ch and go thru what you are seeing and why and what you need to do next. Milwee must be booth bound but not sark bc Winning is fucking hard. 
 

4. If shit gets missed bc Sark’s off the field shenanigans are fucking things up…it’s because he’s exhausted being 20different roles winning is hard. 
 

5. so let’s cross our fingers if the 9.95’ers are correct 🤣 and bring back sark with zero assurances next year won’t be more disappointing and confounding and rage inducing than 2025.
 

We will just have him fire a few coaches like it’s a Black Friday sale everything must go and we will make a few changes like going back to real practices instead of the NFL ones that some asshole employed (Sark) and we will bring back the spring game that some asshole (Sark) dropped to the delight of our elites and our fans and we will also make sure that the same asshole is at Junior day for all the shit handing out cookies and everything will be fine.
 

We will have 17 people in the booth feeding sark info from all angles and even use a blimp and put some sad sack up there. And everything will be cool and if sark lights cigarettes using his butthole we will all safely and proudly give him the space to do so bc fucking winning is hard…

Winning is hard indeed. Look, it's well known Sark loves his Telenovelas as much as me. How the fuck does anyone expect a head coach to be on the sideline, during a game and watch CU and UNC in multi-cast, like his influencer wife's posts and share (gotta like and share), watch the feed of the Texas game, get his Temu jet boats ordered, key up with Murder with my Husband pods cast and jibber jabber with his quarterback about stupid shit like plays and the 10th sack he's taken. Winning is hard Arch, run away from them or throw someone a ball. He needs to figure it out, he's a Manning.

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Just now, TejasPedro said:

So has everyone dm’d Nicole and got them tasty dets? 

Debts? I owe her nothing. She can pry my cash from my cold dead hand because winning is hard.

Does she even know how many bets I welched on before Sark started coaching at Texas. I got some financial issues cause winning is hard!

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Winning is hard indeed. Look, it's well known Sark loves his Telenovelas as much as me. How the fuck does anyone expect a head coach to be on the sideline, during a game and watch CU and UNC in multi-cast, like his influencer wife's posts and share (gotta like and share), watch the feed of the Texas game, get his Temu jet boats ordered, key up with Murder with my Husband pods cast and jibber jabber with his quarterback about stupid shit like plays and the 10th sack he's taken. Winning is hard Arch, run away from them or throw someone a ball. He needs to figure it out, he's a Manning.

“Winning is hard Arch! Run away from them or throw someone a ball.” 😂 

not gonna lie but when sark said something like well now you have been boo’d arch you can play or similar. It’s like Temu Mr Miyagi at this point. And who the fuck knows if that’s his deal. He gives like a one sentence pep talk and says you are on your own I gotta HC and shit. See millweeeeee if you need him. Yeah I know he’s up in the booth. Talk to that kid from Troy talk to him then. I need millwee up in the boot bc I need to make the BMDs think I am communicating with him, arch good luck now fuck off and rev up the team! Go horns!!!! 

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3 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

So has everyone dm’d Nicole and got them tasty dets? 

I think we now know the deets.

Sark at the last Burning Man.

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5 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

So has everyone dm’d Nicole and got them tasty dets? 

First ten DMs got a Nekkid Nicole fold out and calendar and a preroll. If sark is still here by Christmas I might do another giveaway, people asking for deets now are just getting coded launch codes from war games and copy and pasted from War and Peace. Snooze you get gibberish 

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6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

First ten DMs got a Nekkid Nicole fold out and calendar and a preroll. If sark is still here by Christmas I might do another giveaway, people asking for deets now are just getting coded launch codes from war games and copy and pasted from War and Peace. Snooze you get gibberish 

Wait, you sent me some little people cuck porn. Was I late?

Dammit, winning is hard but at least I am too.

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2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

This is absolutely part of the problem, and not just with Sark and Texas. Everyone is dealing with the increased demands, scouting, NIL, and all of that shit. He has to learn to delegate more efficiently. If more assistants are needed, so be it. However, that still does not address the elephant in the room. That elephant being his ability to adapt, especially in game.

I honestly think he is just a bad offensive coordinator at this point. A good coordinator has to put in the work grinding film and he is probably not doing it. It's foolish of him to think he can be an elite OC while also owning the other aspects of being HC. Especially if there is in fact additional personal life shit taking place.

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1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

The reason we've lost since 2023 has been Sark missing on evaluations. Period. In 2023 we had no pass rush. Sure we could shut down anyone's running game but if you just didn't waste downs trying to run on us you could throw it all over the lot. The two games we lost, OU and Washington, we got one sack. One. Penix and Gabriel dropped back a combined 76 times. One Sack. We came back and fixed the pass rush by adding Simmons. 

The other issue is we missed wildly on O-line and RB. Our interior O-line has been a problem since Sark got here. I don't give a shit if we sent linemen to the league, the truth is in the film. We cannot combo block and climb to the second level. Someone is always getting defeated. Always. Whenever we tried to run inside zone it just ended up resulting in a pile in the middle for the back to run into. Sark found a little something with outside zone and split zone, but as soon as we played a disciplined front with some wiggle they blew that shit up. See Ohio State, Georgia, and Arizona State. Our running backs are a miss too. Watching Baugh from Florida set up his own lanes was frustrating. He would set an aim point, and then redirect when the LBs committed. We get none of that from everyone not named Wisner, and he is lacking in the speed/power dept. Then on the off chance we do get a run bounced outside, we get holding calls. 

That leaves our QBs to play hero ball in big games and is precisely why we keep losing to the top 5. YOU CANNOT be one dimensional in those games and win them, and that's what we've been the last couple years. It was the same way with Quinn last year. He outplayed the opposing QB in all 3 games and still lost. The area we keep losing in is running game. If you look at the 6 losses we had the last two years, plus the ASU game we should've lost. We got outrushed 908 to 412. 

But the running game was fine against Georgia Steve-o told us so. 

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54 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

The reason we've lost since 2023 has been Sark missing on evaluations. Period. In 2023 we had no pass rush. Sure we could shut down anyone's running game but if you just didn't waste downs trying to run on us you could throw it all over the lot. The two games we lost, OU and Washington, we got one sack. One. Penix and Gabriel dropped back a combined 76 times. One Sack. We came back and fixed the pass rush by adding Simmons. 

The other issue is we missed wildly on O-line and RB. Our interior O-line has been a problem since Sark got here. I don't give a shit if we sent linemen to the league, the truth is in the film. We cannot combo block and climb to the second level. Someone is always getting defeated. Always. Whenever we tried to run inside zone it just ended up resulting in a pile in the middle for the back to run into. Sark found a little something with outside zone and split zone, but as soon as we played a disciplined front with some wiggle they blew that shit up. See Ohio State, Georgia, and Arizona State. Our running backs are a miss too. Watching Baugh from Florida set up his own lanes was frustrating. He would set an aim point, and then redirect when the LBs committed. We get none of that from everyone not named Wisner, and he is lacking in the speed/power dept. Then on the off chance we do get a run bounced outside, we get holding calls. 

That leaves our QBs to play hero ball in big games and is precisely why we keep losing to the top 5. YOU CANNOT be one dimensional in those games and win them, and that's what we've been the last couple years. It was the same way with Quinn last year. He outplayed the opposing QB in all 3 games and still lost. The area we keep losing in is running game. If you look at the 6 losses we had the last two years, plus the ASU game we should've lost. We got outrushed 908 to 412. 

You nailed it. Great post. Our most significant shortcomings have come on the o line. Sark was privately telling at least one major donor that Arch is ready to fly high out of the gate this season. Really talking him up. Not only was that not true, but Sark failed to mention that Arch was going to be running for his life and getting punished regularly.

Along the lines of Sark missing on evaluations, I'm dying to know how the donors that ponied up big time are enjoying the Ryan Wingo experience. Sark pounded the table for that guy and apparently he was not cheap. He was telling these donors that Arch is a golden god and we needed Arch's big weapon to take the top off of the defense. He failed to mention that the guy has dicks for hands. Whoops. 

What are the NIL guys supposed to think about Sark at this point? Was he blowing smoke up their ass or was he so detached from his team due to off the field nonsense that he genuinely didnt know how bad his o line was? 

Either way, doesn't exactly keep the people happy that he absolutely needs to keep happy. Most people dont enjoy lighting millions on fire. 

 

Posted
12 minutes ago, whereiend said:

I honestly think he is just a bad offensive coordinator at this point.

didn’t someone here say that his success at bama was a result of running shanahan’s offense?  am I making that up?  

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16 minutes ago, whereiend said:

I honestly think he is just a bad offensive coordinator at this point. A good coordinator has to put in the work grinding film and he is probably not doing it. It's foolish of him to think he can be an elite OC while also owning the other aspects of being HC. Especially if there is in fact additional personal life shit taking place.

Yep, and it goes the other way, too. His OC duties are detracting from his HC big-picture duties. IOW, he's sucking at both jobs because he's not focused on either of them.

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2 minutes ago, wood said:

Yep, and it goes the other way, too. His OC duties are detracting from his HC big-picture duties. IOW, he's sucking at both jobs because he's not focused on either of them.

I made a big post on OTF about this. He is doing three full time jobs and sucking at all of them. GM, HC, and OC. The obvious path to fix things is to delegate more and hire someone to run the offense and do personnel. But by all indications Sark will never do this.

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