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9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yeah but we'll never forgive Sark for this season where he won his final 3 games to get to 10 wins, beat our two main rivals and sent one to a position so they would be embarrassed in the opening round of the playoff. Playoff or bust now.

His cute little beat by he shit out of speech would have been better if it included Ohio state and Georgia

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  • Quite a bit of gold from Page 1. Here's Steve's rebuttal:

  • I won’t have to. He’ll be forced out in 3-5 years.

  • Y'all are fucking pussies, and crying and blaming the coach because you're fucking idiot fuckfaces that have cognitive capacities similar to a fucking amoeba.  The fact is that Sark took a team w

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I can’t wait for the autopsy report on Sark by Immamac after he’s gone. Gotta be something juicy that turned him against Sark.

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Sark teams are pretty weird. They rarely blow teams out, but they do play the full 48 minutes, and mostly win. Maybe that’s college football today.

Arch was a huge part of the success tonight. Short of his spectacular play, every Sark team every year feels the same on both offense and defense.

The offense struggles to run, and the passing game always includes a lot of lower percentage throws, combined with a small set of short passing plays they run over and over. Arch tonight enabled a lot more points. He was fantastic.

The defense is usually vulnerable to giving up long drives that mix the run and pass effectively. I hope Muschamp brings something to help the defense get some more 3 and outs and limited drives.

I have no idea what this team does next year. A lot depends on the portal, obviously.

There are 60 minutes in a college football game.

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Sark teams are pretty weird. They rarely blow teams out, but they do play the full 48 minutes, and mostly win. Maybe that’s college football today.

Arch was a huge part of the success tonight. Short of his spectacular play, every Sark team every year feels the same on both offense and defense.

The offense struggles to run, and the passing game always includes a lot of lower percentage throws, combined with a small set of short passing plays they run over and over. Arch tonight enabled a lot more points. He was fantastic.

The defense is usually vulnerable to giving up long drives that mix the run and pass effectively. I hope Muschamp brings something to help the defense get some more 3 and outs and limited drives.

I have no idea what this team does next year. A lot depends on the portal, obviously.

Que?

46 minutes ago, immamac said:

Fuck sark. He didn’t do shit.

We have a late entry for dumbest post of 2025.

Sark and Co with a solid W tonight. Tip of the cap to the staff and team

There are 60 minutes in a college football game.

Ahh. I see the problem with the end of the Vanderbilt game now.
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

0 wins against Georgia.

50 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

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Steven R. Sarkisian

I think the most offensive thing about Sark today was the stupid shades he was wearing.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

His cute little beat by he shit out of speech would have been better if it included Ohio state and Georgia

Keep being bitter. It suits you.

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3 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Surly,

10 and 3.

Fuck you.

-Steve

StevAN3 ?

ETA: damn good game. I am super gruntled. Great win.

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13 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

If it's a joke, it sure isn't much of one.

The list of the hottest coaches today and coaches actually approached for jobs like Michigan and Penn State somehow didn't include genius and master strategist/motivator Steve Sarkesian.

Louisville’s Jeff Brohm
Oregon's Dan Lanning
Arizona State’s Kenny Dillingham (locked up with new contract)
Missouri’s Eli Drinkwitz
Washington’s Jedd Fisch
Alabama's Kalen Deboer
Indiana's Curt Cignetti (locked up with new contract)
Hell, even His Royal Whaleness, the Duke of Elko, appeared on wish lists for Michigan.

Apparently, not everyone in college football shares the opinion that Sarkesian is an ace-in-the-hole, cracker jack coach.

lol Michigan didn’t interview Sark and then he beat their ass. Again. Great post.

13 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

If it's a joke, it sure isn't much of one.

The list of the hottest coaches today and coaches actually approached for jobs like Michigan and Penn State somehow didn't include genius and master strategist/motivator Steve Sarkesian.

Louisville’s Jeff Brohm
Oregon's Dan Lanning
Arizona State’s Kenny Dillingham (locked up with new contract)
Missouri’s Eli Drinkwitz
Washington’s Jedd Fisch
Alabama's Kalen Deboer
Indiana's Curt Cignetti (locked up with new contract)
Hell, even His Royal Whaleness, the Duke of Elko, appeared on wish lists for Michigan.

Apparently, not everyone in college football shares the opinion that Sarkesian is an ace-in-the-hole, cracker jack coach.

Probably because, and stay with me here, he already coaches at *checks notes* Texas.

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

lol Michigan didn’t interview Sark and then he beat their ass. Again. Great post.

And let's take a gander at the people on his list and how they did in their bowl games:

Jeff Brohm- holy shit that guy won the Boca Raton Bowl against midwestern powerhouse Toledo.

Arizona State's Kenny Dillingham- lost the Tony the Tiger Bowl against Duke. But wait Duke won the ACC because of stupid tiebreakers so they must be legit. Obviously better than Sark. Oh wait...

Missouri's Eli Drinkwitz....HAHAHAHA. Wait, wait, you're serious? The fucking guy that never beats anyone and only put up 6 against OU?

Washington's Jedd Fisch- Won 9 games beating literally no one. Won the LA Bowl against mighty Boise State. What year is it again? Why wouldn't Michigan want him instead of Sark?

I guess we'll see the rest tomorrow. Man, how could Sark not be mentioned with those incredible names for the Michigan job or any other job? Maybe the truth is the rest on that list were just thrown out to draw people away from the real target which was always Whittingham. Or Jimmy Sexton told people to not even bother.

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Also, it would be a huge waste of time.

No one is willingly leaving Texas for another college job. They all know that.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Probably because, and stay with me here, he already coaches at *checks notes* Texas.

Deboer coches at Alabama

Dan Lanning coaches at Oregon

Marcus Freeman coaches at ND

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Deboer coches at Alabama

Dan Lanning coaches at Oregon

Marcus Freeman coaches at ND

Those jobs are not close to Texas job my guy

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Deboer coches at Alabama

Dan Lanning coaches at Oregon

Marcus Freeman coaches at ND

Texas is a better job than all three.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Deboer coches at Alabama

Dan Lanning coaches at Oregon

Marcus Freeman coaches at ND

And only one of those might've left for Michigan and that was only because he was going to be run out on a rail if he lost to OU. He didn't and so now he's there for another year. Lanning isn't leaving Oregon unless maybe for Georgia. Freeman only leaves for the NFL. It was bullshit outside of one guy and that's the thing about coaching hires, it's all about timing. DeBoer maybe leaves Alabama and that's because he knows his time is short there.

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I also didn’t really hear about Lanning being approached by anyone this cycle. Or Day. Or Freeman (besides the NFL) They must really suck.

On 12/21/2025 at 10:06 AM, BurntEyes said:

Pk held OSU to their lowest scoring output of the year, and he's the issue.

Miami says ¡Hola!

¡Nosotros lo hicimos también!

9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Texas is a better job than all three.

10 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

Those jobs are not close to Texas job my guy

So Texas must have more wins than Alabama and Notre dame. More national titles too?

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I also didn’t really hear about Lanning being approached by anyone this cycle. Or Day. Or Freeman (besides the NFL) They must really suck.

Lanning or Freeman were going to replace Sark when he left…Wait how does this work?

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So Texas must have more wins than Alabama and Notre dame. More national titles too?

That's not what makes it the better job. More money and more resources do.

13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Deboer coches at Alabama

Dan Lanning coaches at Oregon

Marcus Freeman coaches at ND

Not clear if Deboer is acceptable to bama nation yet, not really gettable but worth asking.

ND lost its last coach to LSU, proof coaches can and do leave ND. Unclear what their NIL support is relative to the top 5.

Oregon is top 10 not top 5.

Just now, David Dennison said:

That's not what makes it the better job. More money and more resources do.

Interesting. Tell me how all that money and resources have translated to more national titles.

Lanning, Day, Smart, and Sark are pretty much viewed are the current mount rushmore of cfb coaches. They aren't mentioned for jobs because they are at the best jobs going forward and locked up in contracts.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Interesting. Tell me how all that money and resources have translated to more national titles.

That's on the coach. It's not like they leave Texas on their own volition. You can't say that about Alabama or Notre Dame.

Just now, David Dennison said:

That's on the coach. It's not like they leave Texas on their own volition. You can't say that about Alabama or Notre Dame.

Would you rather be Texas or Alabama for the last 50 years?

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Interesting. Tell me how all that money and resources have translated to more national titles.

ND hasn’t won a title since the 80s and couldn’t hold on to bitch ass Kelly.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

ND hasn’t won a title since the 80s and couldn’t hold on to bitch ass Kelly.

That’s cool. We’ve only had 1 since 1970, how many have they had in that time frame

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

That’s cool. We’ve only had 1 since 1970, how many have they had in that time frame

I don’t care and neither does anyone else in 2025. Freeman himself would say Texas is a better job behind closed doors. Bama is a toss up. See what they do without the goat.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That’s cool. We’ve only had 1 since 1970, how many have they had in that time frame

Do you honestly believe the Notre Dame job is better than Texas?

Texas is easily the best HC job in college football. Some of you people -- YOU PEOPLE -- are fucking idiots.

I'm say it — Three years of 10+ wins and beating top 10-25 teams. Yeah, we're doing OK. We now need to get over the hunp and we have the QB to do that. We seem to have the real RB to be a workhorse. We need more WR's because none of ours can catch outside of Mosley. Get a stud transfer RB or two (IDGAF), fire Flood, see get the Utah OL coach, load up on transfers, and keep stacking the defense with talent. Go ape shit in the portal on Jan 2nd at 12AM. Let's fucking roll and make Arch's last season lift a trophy.

“It felt good kicking Oklahoma’s ass in the Cotton Bowl. It felt good kicking A&M’s ass in DKR. And it felt good kicking Michigan’s ass tonight.” - Steve Sarkisian on radio postgame show

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