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You should try making your own sweet tea. That way you can add as much sugar as you want. But that might involve using a stove so this being surly never fucking mind

This.

Maybe they don’t know how to boil water.
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30 minutes ago, demos said:


This.

Maybe they don’t know how to boil water.

 

Obligatory "the guy who knew how to make it graduated".

3 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

 

Obligatory "the guy who knew how to make it graduated". died in a log pile

yep.

 
Obligatory "the guy who knew how to make it graduated".

They have tea makers for that now.
On 1/31/2019 at 2:32 PM, Whatever said:

Re: all the t-shirt fan talk, just stop in any beer joint between Taylor and BCS and see how many aggy shirts you'll find on folks that have a HS diploma as their highest degree of education, or went to Blinn, MHB or TJC. They have plenty of their own mouth breathing t-shirt fans. Fucking idiots.

I see you are an ignorant bumpkin and you haven't heard of Lamar University, sir

11 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Does she take after her mom, perchance? And, if so, how old is she (asking for my sons)?

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14001. Excellent.

Obsession noted.

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Tapa image hosting. Although it censors the good ones for pihb.

9 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Wake me in 19 pages. Then I'll party like it's 14999.

Ironically, that’s the year aggy wins its second title. The same year the final remnants of civilized life flee to a distant  planet. Maroon defeats white in the only game played in 14999. Put it on the wall. 

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


They have tea makers for that now.

These can also double as sandwich makers.

2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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I know women who basically remove their eyebrows and pencil in a new one.  It's like she did that but with her whole face.

I'm drinking sweet tea right now. Made it myself.

That chick above is "wheelhouse" worthy.

Aggy roster for 2019 (based on 247). Please amend as needed.

2018 Starters in bold, possibly good young guys in italics

QB: Mond JR

Blumrick, Foster, Fernandez SO, Calzada FR

RB: Williams gone. Richardson, Jackson, Kibodi, Prince, Corbin SO, Spiller FR

WR: Ausbon, Davis, Jones, Rogers, Paul, Buckley JR, Preston, Chapman SO, Wright, Brown, Jackson, Lane FR

TE: Stern gone, Beal SO, Cupp, Wydermyer FR

OT: Diesch, Moore, Green JR, Matthews, Blanton SO, Green, Trainor FR

OG: Prater SR, Hocker, Anderson, Spann JR, Jenkins, Reed SO

OC: McCoy gone, McCollum JR, Clement SO, Robinson FR

DE: Clemons SR, Wright, Brown, Martin, Harry, Johnson, Wilson, Robinson SO, Leal, Hunter FR

DT: J Mad, Moton, Peevey, Diallo JR, Rogers SO, Jones, Ellison FR

ILB: Brown, White FR

OLB: Pryor SR, Hansford, Okeke, Johnson JR, Hines SO, Lee, Orebo FR

CB: Elam, Howard, Oliver JR, Fuller, Chatman, Reynolds, Renfro, Jones SO, Blades, Young FR

S: Tucker , Carper JR, Morris, O’Neal SO, Williams, Richardson FR

K/P Mann (P) SR, Small (K) SO, Davis (K) FR

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Aggy roster for 2019 (based on 247). Please amend as needed.
2018 Starters in bold, possibly good young guys in italics
QB: Mond JR
Blumrick, Foster, Fernandez SO, Calzada FR
RB: Williams gone. Richardson, Jackson, Kibodi, Prince, Corbin SO, Spiller FR
WR: Ausbon, Davis, Jones, Rogers, Paul, Buckley JR, Preston, Chapman SO, Wright, Brown, Jackson, Lane FR
TE: Stern gone, Beal SO, Cupp, Wydermyer FR
OT: Diesch, Moore, Green JR, Matthews, Blanton SO, Green, Trainor FR
OG: Prater SR, Hocker, Anderson, Spann JR, Jenkins, Reed SO
OC: McCoy gone, McCollum JR, Clement SO, Robinson FR
DE: Clemons SR, Wright, Brown, Martin, Harry, Johnson, Wilson, Robinson SO, Leal, Hunter FR
DT: J Mad, Moton, Peevey, Diallo JR, Rogers SO, Jones, Ellison FR
ILB: Brown, White FR
OLB: Pryor SR, Hansford, Okeke, Johnson JR, Hines SO, Lee, Orebo FR
CB: Elam, Howard, Oliver JR, Fuller, Chatman, Reynolds, Renfro, Jones SO, Blades, Young FR
S: Tucker , Carper JR, Morris, O’Neal SO, Williams, Richardson FR
K/P Mann (P) SR, Small (K) SO, Davis (K) FR
They ass my dude.

On offense, the star was RB Traveon Williams, with TE Sternberger and OC McCoy both quality players as well. Ausbon is their best outside receiver; he and QB Mond (good runner, below average passer) return, unlike the previous 3 listed. The line ranked circa 60 in metrics that do not account for the terrible OOC competition. With more experience at 3 positions and similar OG talent behind what they lose, the line will likely be comparable in ‘19 despite getting worse at OC. Mond will likely be a little better passing but with worse numbers without Sternberger down the seam or Williams to keep teams honest. Running obviously worse losing Williams. Overall offense will be a step backwards.

2 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Ya’ll stoopit, fuck ayynnm

Well said.

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4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

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It must be blissful being this stupid. 

Of course they would consider themselves upper tier SEC because of the ,530 conference winning percentage 

12 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

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It must be blissful being this stupid. 

It's great. They love playing coulda/woulda/shoulda. The things that aggy could do is really, really impressive. 

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Was doing some reading the other day on Jackie Sherril. There was an article about him being hired to awaken the sleeping giant. They’ve used that term for every head coach hire they’ve made since then. 40 fucking years of being a sleeping giant. At one point they have to accept they aren’t a sleeping giant...they just suck.

Georgia is going to steamroll their asses. 

Only because it’s regular season so the dawgs still want to be there ya stupid sip. Either way, advantage ags.

They are sniveling pussies and have a long history of being sniveling pussies,  The SECSEC has quickly become fed up with their embarrassing foolishness.  They are broken haters.  Did they hate Coach Royal as much as they hate Tom Herman?  Eighty years of being a laughingstock must really be taking a toll.    

 

47 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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All joking aside, people who actually believe shit like this are really pathetic and out of touch.  

"Billy Liucci's Texags Premium"

The pleasure is all on this side of the table.

11 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Of course they would consider themselves upper tier SEC because of the ,530 conference winning percentage 

They do think rather highly of themselves after defeating Bama and LSU (thanks refs) once since joining the SEC along with being with 4 games over .500 in SEC play? They've already wore out their welcome in the SEC and the members of the SEC quickly realized what a joke they are and that they're not a threat to win anything in the SEC. They'll amount to another Arkansas or South Carolina who will never win the conference.

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

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There's so much wrong with this post, but it's the frighteningly horrible writing that's making my head hurt. 

Doesn't an ag tag mean you've confirmed you're a graduate?  That entire first paragraph is wow. 

22 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

There's so much wrong with this post, but it's the frighteningly horrible writing that's making my head hurt. 

Doesn't an ag tag mean you've confirmed you're a graduate?  That entire first paragraph is wow. 

All an ag-tag means is they enrolled for at least one class at some time in their life. It doesn’t mean they ever attended any classes and certainly doesn’t mean they graduated. ags never have held actually completing a degree program as a meaningful cultural accomplishment. aggys tend to accept failure as a far more likely outcome than success. And failure is ok for them. It’s, well, you know....it’s turdition. 

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there wasn't an Aggie alive that would have said, admitted, or even implied Mack Brown "owned this state" at any point of his coaching career at Texas, but now that they have Jimbo, it makes him look better by comparison to imply he's finally overcome that darned t.u. advantage that no other Aggie coach before him ever could

RD is correct. The irony of aggy belittling t-shirt fans has always amused me -- you don't even have to graduate to get a class ring. You get claimed as an alumnus if you step foot on campus and then do anything at all noteworthy. 

The simple reality is, aggy is not there to "play school". Any aggy who receives a good education does so in spite of Texas A&M, not because of it.

13 hours ago, deft said:

Only because it’s regular season so the dawgs still want to be there ya stupid sip. Either way, advantage ags.

This. aggy will win while losing because it will show Georgia is back thus aggy can be proud once again.

Crowd shots during Tennessee/AM basketball game last night...that fan base actually still wears Cleveland Browns #12 jerseys.  

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

RD is correct. The irony of aggy belittling t-shirt fans has always amused me -- you don't even have to graduate to get a class ring. You get claimed as an alumnus if you step foot on campus and then do anything at all noteworthy. 

The simple reality is, aggy is not there to "play school". Any aggy who receives a good education does so in spite of Texas A&M, not because of it.

The problem with discussing anything with an aggy is that the conversation has to be “adjusted” to an aggy level. In all seriousness, when have you ever been a conversation and, when an aggy joined in, the level of conversation was elevated? 

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3 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

 In all seriousness, when have you ever been a conversation and, when an aggy joined in, the level of conversation was elevated? 

there's always the chance "sticking your arm up a cow's ass" will be a topic of conversation at the next faculty cocktail party

aggy- we have excuses for every loss but we are undefeated against every team that was lucky enough to not play the texas fightin aggums!

 

I also love how all the sec losses in bowl games didn't count because they were against "lower tier" sec teams kinda like when lower tier aggy lost to k-state. 

15 hours ago, texaslong said:

Was doing some reading the other day on Jackie Sherril. There was an article about him being hired to awaken the sleeping giant. They’ve used that term for every head coach hire they’ve made since then. 40 fucking years of being a sleeping giant. At one point they have to accept they aren’t a sleeping giant...they just suck.

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

This. aggy will win while losing because it will show Georgia is back thus aggy can be proud once again.

Since aggy is a lower tier team, it won't matter much to uga.

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

There's so much wrong with this post, but it's the frighteningly horrible writing that's making my head hurt. 

Doesn't an ag tag mean you've confirmed you're a graduate?  That entire first paragraph is wow. 

The DC stands for dumb cunt.

3 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

there's always the chance "sticking your arm up a cow's ass" will be a topic of conversation at the next faculty cocktail party

Uh, not at my cocktail party.

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