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On 1/31/2019 at 2:32 PM, Whatever said:

Re: all the t-shirt fan talk, just stop in any beer joint between Taylor and BCS and see how many aggy shirts you'll find on folks that have a HS diploma as their highest degree of education, or went to Blinn, MHB or TJC. They have plenty of their own mouth breathing t-shirt fans. Fucking idiots.

I see you are an ignorant bumpkin and you haven't heard of Lamar University, sir

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9 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Wake me in 19 pages. Then I'll party like it's 14999.

Ironically, that’s the year aggy wins its second title. The same year the final remnants of civilized life flee to a distant  planet. Maroon defeats white in the only game played in 14999. Put it on the wall. 

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Aggy roster for 2019 (based on 247). Please amend as needed.

2018 Starters in bold, possibly good young guys in italics

QB: Mond JR

Blumrick, Foster, Fernandez SO, Calzada FR

RB: Williams gone. Richardson, Jackson, Kibodi, Prince, Corbin SO, Spiller FR

WR: Ausbon, Davis, Jones, Rogers, Paul, Buckley JR, Preston, Chapman SO, Wright, Brown, Jackson, Lane FR

TE: Stern gone, Beal SO, Cupp, Wydermyer FR

OT: Diesch, Moore, Green JR, Matthews, Blanton SO, Green, Trainor FR

OG: Prater SR, Hocker, Anderson, Spann JR, Jenkins, Reed SO

OC: McCoy gone, McCollum JR, Clement SO, Robinson FR

DE: Clemons SR, Wright, Brown, Martin, Harry, Johnson, Wilson, Robinson SO, Leal, Hunter FR

DT: J Mad, Moton, Peevey, Diallo JR, Rogers SO, Jones, Ellison FR

ILB: Brown, White FR

OLB: Pryor SR, Hansford, Okeke, Johnson JR, Hines SO, Lee, Orebo FR

CB: Elam, Howard, Oliver JR, Fuller, Chatman, Reynolds, Renfro, Jones SO, Blades, Young FR

S: Tucker , Carper JR, Morris, O’Neal SO, Williams, Richardson FR

K/P Mann (P) SR, Small (K) SO, Davis (K) FR

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Aggy roster for 2019 (based on 247). Please amend as needed.
2018 Starters in bold, possibly good young guys in italics
QB: Mond JR
Blumrick, Foster, Fernandez SO, Calzada FR
RB: Williams gone. Richardson, Jackson, Kibodi, Prince, Corbin SO, Spiller FR
WR: Ausbon, Davis, Jones, Rogers, Paul, Buckley JR, Preston, Chapman SO, Wright, Brown, Jackson, Lane FR
TE: Stern gone, Beal SO, Cupp, Wydermyer FR
OT: Diesch, Moore, Green JR, Matthews, Blanton SO, Green, Trainor FR
OG: Prater SR, Hocker, Anderson, Spann JR, Jenkins, Reed SO
OC: McCoy gone, McCollum JR, Clement SO, Robinson FR
DE: Clemons SR, Wright, Brown, Martin, Harry, Johnson, Wilson, Robinson SO, Leal, Hunter FR
DT: J Mad, Moton, Peevey, Diallo JR, Rogers SO, Jones, Ellison FR
ILB: Brown, White FR
OLB: Pryor SR, Hansford, Okeke, Johnson JR, Hines SO, Lee, Orebo FR
CB: Elam, Howard, Oliver JR, Fuller, Chatman, Reynolds, Renfro, Jones SO, Blades, Young FR
S: Tucker , Carper JR, Morris, O’Neal SO, Williams, Richardson FR
K/P Mann (P) SR, Small (K) SO, Davis (K) FR
They ass my dude.
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On offense, the star was RB Traveon Williams, with TE Sternberger and OC McCoy both quality players as well. Ausbon is their best outside receiver; he and QB Mond (good runner, below average passer) return, unlike the previous 3 listed. The line ranked circa 60 in metrics that do not account for the terrible OOC competition. With more experience at 3 positions and similar OG talent behind what they lose, the line will likely be comparable in ‘19 despite getting worse at OC. Mond will likely be a little better passing but with worse numbers without Sternberger down the seam or Williams to keep teams honest. Running obviously worse losing Williams. Overall offense will be a step backwards.

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Was doing some reading the other day on Jackie Sherril. There was an article about him being hired to awaken the sleeping giant. They’ve used that term for every head coach hire they’ve made since then. 40 fucking years of being a sleeping giant. At one point they have to accept they aren’t a sleeping giant...they just suck.

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They are sniveling pussies and have a long history of being sniveling pussies,  The SECSEC has quickly become fed up with their embarrassing foolishness.  They are broken haters.  Did they hate Coach Royal as much as they hate Tom Herman?  Eighty years of being a laughingstock must really be taking a toll.    

 

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11 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Of course they would consider themselves upper tier SEC because of the ,530 conference winning percentage 

They do think rather highly of themselves after defeating Bama and LSU (thanks refs) once since joining the SEC along with being with 4 games over .500 in SEC play? They've already wore out their welcome in the SEC and the members of the SEC quickly realized what a joke they are and that they're not a threat to win anything in the SEC. They'll amount to another Arkansas or South Carolina who will never win the conference.

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22 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

There's so much wrong with this post, but it's the frighteningly horrible writing that's making my head hurt. 

Doesn't an ag tag mean you've confirmed you're a graduate?  That entire first paragraph is wow. 

All an ag-tag means is they enrolled for at least one class at some time in their life. It doesn’t mean they ever attended any classes and certainly doesn’t mean they graduated. ags never have held actually completing a degree program as a meaningful cultural accomplishment. aggys tend to accept failure as a far more likely outcome than success. And failure is ok for them. It’s, well, you know....it’s turdition. 

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there wasn't an Aggie alive that would have said, admitted, or even implied Mack Brown "owned this state" at any point of his coaching career at Texas, but now that they have Jimbo, it makes him look better by comparison to imply he's finally overcome that darned t.u. advantage that no other Aggie coach before him ever could

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RD is correct. The irony of aggy belittling t-shirt fans has always amused me -- you don't even have to graduate to get a class ring. You get claimed as an alumnus if you step foot on campus and then do anything at all noteworthy. 

The simple reality is, aggy is not there to "play school". Any aggy who receives a good education does so in spite of Texas A&M, not because of it.

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

RD is correct. The irony of aggy belittling t-shirt fans has always amused me -- you don't even have to graduate to get a class ring. You get claimed as an alumnus if you step foot on campus and then do anything at all noteworthy. 

The simple reality is, aggy is not there to "play school". Any aggy who receives a good education does so in spite of Texas A&M, not because of it.

The problem with discussing anything with an aggy is that the conversation has to be “adjusted” to an aggy level. In all seriousness, when have you ever been a conversation and, when an aggy joined in, the level of conversation was elevated? 

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15 hours ago, texaslong said:

Was doing some reading the other day on Jackie Sherril. There was an article about him being hired to awaken the sleeping giant. They’ve used that term for every head coach hire they’ve made since then. 40 fucking years of being a sleeping giant. At one point they have to accept they aren’t a sleeping giant...they just suck.

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