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4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

I've pissed in that fountain before., along with two other buddies that were Longhorn fans.

CHIEF

You pissed in your buddies? Ok, then.

Quick! Someone update the roller coaster graphic!

Also, is this the earliest in the year/pre-season the coaster has fallen off the lofty, epic, highest of heights previously predicted by our collective little brother?

1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Cue the aggy "We'll just money whip Del Conte" delusions.

Jimbo's already done got all the money. 

Just now, crimsonlonghorn said:

Jimbo's already done got all the money. 

Nah, there's plenty of Harvey money left to "disburse" to the "victims".

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Honestly if this happens, I bet we hire Chad Morris and we still end up alright because our potential as a program/university is still higher than it's ever been. He's no Jimbo, but he's still a solid coach. LSU would almost be at tu's level on the hatred scale.

 

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

 

I'm pretty sure which side Jimbo's contract was a "slam dunk" for and it wasn't aggy.

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They also said we couldn't hire Jimbo.
They also said we couldn't hire Buzzy.
We are Texas A&M. AD is a primo gig. I think we throw all in on Oliver Luck.

 

19 minutes ago, Deej said:

You pissed in your buddies? Ok, then.

We were really drunk, so I am sure there was some "friendly fire".

CHIEF

Jimbo will close his career at LSU not aggy. Book it. 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Jimbo will close his career at LSU not aggy. Book it. 

I don't know man - he's got a fully guaranteed $75M contract meaning zero pressure. Just show up 

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All this aggy message board turmoil about Jimbo leaving with him soon should really do wonders for aggy recruiting.   
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texags:
Honestly if this happens, I bet we hire Chad Morris and we still end up alright because our potential as a program/university is still higher than it's ever been. He's no Jimbo, but he's still a solid coach. LSU would almost be at tu's level on the hatred scale.
 
Higher?

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Jimbo will close his career at LSU not aggy. Book it. 
Jimbo is now all in on getting fired by aggy asap.
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who said they couldn't money whip Jimbo Fisher or Buzz Williams?
who?

Look here, Moon and Entwhistle are DEAD. Townshend and Daltry could give two shits about aggy you twit.

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1 hour ago, mdleast said:

Quick! Someone update the roller coaster graphic!

Also, is this the earliest in the year/pre-season the coaster has fallen off the lofty, epic, highest of heights previously predicted by our collective little brother?

Hell, they even lost their Spring game this year.

you think it is going to be a boring Wednesday

these assholes are finally waking up to what a piece of shit not-so-sharp is

I have finally seen comments about the stupid revis campus being shit and how he tried to be the president of the main campus while the other system schools are shit on

I had seen the past comments on what a stupid idea 25X25 was though they were mostly shouted down and after the begging at the legislature for money (after admitting in the past he was too stupid to understand formula funding) the comments on declining academic rep and the bloated enrollment heated up though there were still defenders.....now all of those comments have the few defenders left being told to shut the fuck up and that not-so-sharp is a piece of shit even if he is an aggy

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5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

This morning he was a great AD. Not so much now. How typical.

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Pretty sure that tweet was referring to Sharp. Woodward did leave on his own...context and shit. 

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you think it is going to be a boring Wednesday
these assholes are finally waking up to what a piece of shit not-so-sharp is
I have finally seen comments about the stupid revis campus being shit and how he tried to be the president of the main campus while the other system schools are shit on
I had seen the past comments on what a stupid idea 25X25 was though they were mostly shouted down and after the begging at the legislature for money (after admitting in the past he was too stupid to understand formula funding) the comments on declining academic rep and the bloated enrollment heated up though there were still defenders.....now all of those comments have the few defenders left being told to shut the fuck up and that not-so-sharp is a piece of shit even if he is an aggy
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John Sharp is as aggy as an aggy can be -- aggy grad, aggy Corps, joined the Reserves to decrease chances of going to Vietnam -- yet his aggy soldiers are abandoning him faster than that collie can lay a shit.

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If Jimbo was an asshole at Florida State, just think what an asshole he can be now at aggy.  Sharp pissed his friend Woodard off enough to leave town.  If Sharp gets fed up and tries to fire Jimbo's ass, those broke gomers will owe him millions.  Jimbo has that school by the short hairs and is about to anchor down.  He is king of the hill.  

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

Only aggy would consider Norman, OK and Columbus, OH great locations.

Dream job is correct. What other school could one go to where one could blatantly fuck over a bunch of rubes, while they sing your praises?

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If Jimbo was an asshole at Florida State, just think what an asshole he can be now at aggy.  Sharp pissed his friend Woodard off enough to leave town.  If Sharp gets fed up and tries to fire Jimbo's ass, those broke gomers will owe him millions.  Jimbo has that school by the short hairs and is about to anchor down.  He is king of the hill.  
Free crab for everbody!

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Only aggy would consider Norman, OK and Columbus, OH great locations.
Compared to the shithole on the brazos they are great locations.
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Compared to the shithole on the brazos they are great locations.
Sorry for insulting shitholes across the universe.
2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Everytime I see a tweet, post, or even a picture of Liucci I always think to myself ... damn, really?  That’s the sperm that won the race?

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Everytime I see a tweet, post, or even a picture of Liucci I always think to myself ... damn, really?  That’s the sperm that won the race?
Sperm?

Here ya go...

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How quickly can LSU hire Jimbo?  Would be a lot of aggy tears if we beat SEC/LSU/Jimbo in our 2nd game. 

They could hire him right now if LSU boosters could front the money.


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13 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

They could hire him right now if LSU boosters could front the money.


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They can't afford the buyout...right? 😭

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Only aggy would consider Norman, OK and Columbus, OH great locations.


Norman and Columbus are both light-years better than College Station.

Dear God, it would be glorious to see Jimbo leave Gomerville for LSU.
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There's the small matter of firing Orgeron.
I'll get the kiln going.

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Jimbo’s contract now makes perfect sense. He and Woodward were just laying the ground work for an easy move to LSU when it became available. I bet aggy is rethinking that no buyout now. Lulz

16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

There's the small matter of firing Orgeron.

Cajun Cookie Monster buyout currently $10mill..... then $7mill March 2020 .... then $4mill March 2021

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