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34 minutes ago, PencilPusher said:

Woodard clearly went to the Urban Meyer school of media relations, at least as it relates to coming up with a half-assed excuse to attempt to save face. He just got his ass handed to him by the media after clearly releasing this story to try to puff up A&M as being above playing UT and it was a complete failure. CDC basically said we made a legit offer, it was rebuffed, and we have now scheduled 15 years out with better programs. Woodard is left looking weak, and well frankly like little brother.

As David Byrne said......same as it ever was

The best part is when aggy said, no we can’t schedule you.  CDC promptly went to Alabama and scheduled them ... checkmate bitches.

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Up 44-31. Just under 6 min to go. 2 and 3 at the UCLA 15. Came away with nothing. That's when the game was over ATL SB style. 

1) Fake clocking of football for winning TD hilarious.

2) Is there anything more schadenfreude than looking at incredulous aggy faces in the crowd after yet another epic choke job?  Lulz.  You'd think they'd be used to it by now.

16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 The comments were good to go while he was at aggy,  but after he told on them for buying recruits the character assassination campaign began 

18 minutes ago, Scholz said:

1) Fake clocking of football for winning TD hilarious.

2) Is there anything more schadenfreude than looking at incredulous aggy faces in the crowd after yet another epic choke job?  Lulz.  You'd think they'd be used to it by now.

With 6 minutes left in the game, they were all celebrating how happy they were that they decided to spend the money and fly out to see the opener.  Whoo-oops.

I’ve read where some ags are saying basically in baggins they trust. He’s a qb whisperer and Mond is improved. He completed 80% of his passes including drops one day in practice. Lol

if aggy doesn't win the SEC this year it's 20 years without a conference championship in football. 

This is incredible. 

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

if aggy doesn't win the SEC this year it's 20 years without a conference championship in football. 

This is incredible. 

I'm pretty sure they word you were looking for was "when" not "if".

3 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

if aggy doesn't win the SEC this year it's 20 years without a conference championship in football. 

This is incredible. 

aggy does what aggy is good at 

10 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

aggy does what aggy is good at 

It’s 20 years for aggy without consecutive seasons with a winning record in conference play. Seriously. Two seasons in a row above .500 in their conference. Impossible for aggy over the last generation.

42 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’ve read where some ags are saying basically in baggins they trust. He’s a qb whisperer and Mond is improved. He completed 80% of his passes including drops one day in practice. Lol
 

In the words of Jordan Shipley, “once you present the suckler, that’s when the real whispering begins”.

it may be more of a paraphrase, but whatever.

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Can’t recall the quote from Melking the cow elk.

40 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

if aggy doesn't win the SEC this year it's 20 years without a conference championship in football. 

This is incredible. 

It's not aggy's fault. All of college football has conspired with Texas to keep them from winning a conference title. 

49 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’ve read where some ags are saying basically in baggins they trust. He’s a qb whisperer and Mond is improved. He completed 80% of his passes including drops one day in practice. Lol
 

Whose drops, his or his targets?

56 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I’ve read where some ags are saying basically in baggins they trust. He’s a qb whisperer and Mond is improved. He completed 80% of his passes including drops one day in practice. Lol
 

This is so aggy. 

Their QB completed 100% of his passes, they just ran out of receptions. 

7 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

 

 

Yeah, this is where I sit.  It's completely made up.

Saw this on Twitter, can't verify if it's true or not, but I really hope it is:

I think what likely happened is that the aggy smoked some Maui Wowie in Estes Park and got his delusions  even more aggified.

 

11 minutes ago, El Squared said:

 

Actually Hawaii does fly commercial.  Makes sense with their distance of travel for games.  

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

if aggy doesn't win the SEC this year it's 20 years without a conference championship in football. 

This is incredible. 

No....this is just aggy.

So, jimbo is making $7.5M this year....that's about $1-$1.25M per victory....if I figured that correctly.   Crazy $.

14 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, jimbo is making $7.5M this year....that's about $1-$1.25M per victory....if I figured that correctly.   Crazy $.

stupid sip. every victry gonna broughten in $75M in t-shirt sales alone.

2 hours ago, Thetexashammer said:

Kellen Mond is their starting QB. 

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Starckel is ass, my dude.

1.5 million a win.

It's not aggy's fault. All of college football has conspired with Texas to keep them from winning a conference title. 
More a narcoleptic midget than a sleeping giant at this pace ...
I’ve read where some ags are saying basically in baggins they trust. He’s a qb whisperer and Mond is improved. He completed 80% of his passes including drops one day in practice. Lol




Serious question because I don’t know -
Historically, other than a once in a generational QB who has the QB whisperer whispered?

Fuck if I know. I don’t think that Francois kid was terrible his freshman year.

40 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 


Serious question because I don’t know -
Historically, other than a once in a generational QB who has the QB whisperer whispered?

 

Sweet nothings to Josh Booty and Jamarcus Russell?  

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1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So, jimbo is making $7.5M this year....that's about $1-$1.25M per victory....if I figured that correctly.   Crazy $.

It may be amusing to break that down in terms of how many grand per TD, depending on how the season goes.

26 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

It may be amusing to break that down in terms of how many grand per TD, depending on how the season goes.

It's still $20,548 per day.....let me repeat:  $20,548 PER DAY......win or lose.

Actually Hawaii does fly commercial.  Makes sense with their distance of travel for games.  
This makes sense, even though the story is false. Could not imagine the cost for a charter from Hawaii to denver vs buying power on commercial.

If anybody could find out if they flew commercial or charter....randy could.
4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

It’s 20 years for aggy without consecutive seasons with a winning record in conference play. Seriously. Two seasons in a row above .500 in their conference. Impossible for aggy over the last generation.

Wow this is pretty fucking pathetic.

9 hours ago, po elvis said:

26:55 is must watch tv.

I think this was one of the better plays...

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

This makes sense, even though the story is false. Could not imagine the cost for a charter from Hawaii to denver vs buying power on commercial.

If anybody could find out if they flew commercial or charter....randy could.

There's an article in the coloradoan "hurricane Lane tough on Hawaii football team traveling to CSU"

6 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

It's still $20,548 per day.....let me repeat:  $20,548 PER DAY......win or lose.

Now THATS fuck you money...

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

This makes sense, even though the story is false. Could not imagine the cost for a charter from Hawaii to denver vs buying power on commercial.

If anybody could find out if they flew commercial or charter....randy could.

To the UHawaii boards!!

wait... does UH have a board?

 

Watching College Football Live this morning and one of the talking heads made this comment about the Clemson defensive line.

"It's a high quality NFL defensive line, except....they're in college".......poooooor aggy.

15 hours ago, Scholz said:

2) Is there anything more schadenfreude than looking at incredulous aggy faces in the crowd after yet another epic choke job?  Lulz.  You'd think they'd be used to it by now.

One of my absolute favorite things about aggy is that they will NEVER get used to it. They've spent so much time time repeating the standard aggy mantra about how they're a sleeping giant, just need the right corch, this is the year, they're headed back to some illusory "golden age" when they were really, really good (never mind that they've NEVER been really good, even when they were cheating like hell and still never managed to win anything), the 1-9 Junction team was one of the most magical teams ever because "BUHR BRAHENT!", they're a real SEC big boy, premier SEC west program in the state, etc., that the aggy hive mind has accepted these statements as absolute, unimpeachable truth.

They good enough, they're smart enough, and, doggone it, people like them.

Except they've never been good enough, they sure as hell have never been smart, and everyone thinks they're a bizarre cult filled with dog-worshiping, sheep-humping, jizz jar collecting weirdos.  Meanwhile, "click-clack" goes the roller coaster as it climbs toward new and unforeseen heights mere moments before the inevitable, crushing descent back to reality. I, for one, cannot wait.

Over the last few years I've had plenty of conversations with fans of other schools where I've said things like "yeah, Texas is just not very good right now, and probably won't be for a few more years." I don't like saying it, but anyone with two eyes already knows it, so why pretend? 

What strikes me is, for the entirety of my time watching cfb aggy has mostly been different shades of bad to average.  A couple of fluke good seasons, but for the most part a middling team.

Living in dfw, I encounter a lot of aggy, and I don't think I've once encountered one willing to admit the same.  There's always some excuse, some scapegoat, some reason why they're actually a much better team than how they performed this year.  Just wait, next year things will line up better and you'll see they were right.

This is why I think the season is so hard on them.  They really can't see how far they are and have been from good, and honestly believe they just need a couple of breaks to go their way for the world to finally see it.  This year if they'll just whoop a little louder, stand a little longer, and squeeze a little harder, the stars will align and you'll all see what they've known all along. 

Poor aggy. 

 

28 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Over the last few years I've had plenty of conversations with fans of other schools where I've said things like "yeah, Texas is just not very good right now, and probably won't be for a few more years." I don't like saying it, but anyone with two eyes already knows it, so why pretend? 

What strikes me is, for the entirety of my time watching cfb aggy has mostly been different shades of bad to average.  A couple of fluke good seasons, but for the most part a middling team.

Living in dfw, I encounter a lot of aggy, and I don't think I've once encountered one willing to admit the same.  There's always some excuse, some scapegoat, some reason why they're actually a much better team than how they performed this year.  Just wait, next year things will line up better and you'll see they were right.

This is why I think the season is so hard on them.  They really can't see how far they are and have been from good, and honestly believe they just need a couple of breaks to go their way for the world to finally see it.  This year if they'll just whoop a little louder, stand a little longer, and squeeze a little harder, the stars will align and you'll all see what they've known all along. 

Poor aggy. 

 

Click clack click clack click clack....
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So if the gomers knew this tape of certain LB existed and didn't do anything about it until he transferred out, doesn't that make them just as racist for doing nothing?

45 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

So if the gomers knew this tape of certain LB existed and didn't do anything about it until he transferred out, doesn't that make them just as racist for doing nothing?

There are no racists at a&m.  

13 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

aggy does what aggy is good at 

This.  Not winning jack squat is their core competency.

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"They take care of you down there," the younger McCoy told the Midland Reporter-Telegram. "I know from my brother they keep your pockets full, give you plenty of money, keep feeding you meals. Besides that all the help they give you with football. They keep you on your grades with private tutoring. Just good all-around."

https://www.theeagle.com/archives/recruit-s-slip-has-tongues-wagging/article_5d3c16f9-2e78-515c-919a-3c87f290a848.html

5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Watching College Football Live this morning and one of the talking heads made this comment about the Clemson defensive line.

"It's a high quality NFL defensive line, except....they're in college".......poooooor aggy.

But I thought Jimbo and A&M fans had the next 10 years to get ready for the game against Clemson, no..? 😏

the one thing aggy has going for it against Clemson is Clemson always throws out a few clunkers against some rather average teams.

5 minutes ago, po elvis said:

the one thing aggy has going for it against Clemson is Clemson always throws out a few clunkers against some rather average teams.

But..but  what do they do against sleeping giants?

City of college station is so funny. I went to look up which building code they've adopted for work, wound up on some obscure looking blog full of girls bitching about how trashed their city is.

https://blog.cstx.gov/tag/code-enforcement/

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