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On 4/25/2019 at 6:33 AM, ClubWhatever said:

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.

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1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Their response to Murray is emblematic of their approach to life: he succeeds, and it's "He's still an aggy" but when he fails it's "He was never good enough to be an aggy."

This is why we never need to play them again -- fuck that noise.

I wish I could double like this post

if aggypedia had a page for Underlying Psychological Deficiencies of the Aggie Mentality this would be one of the critical pieces

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1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I wish I could double like this post

Gotcher back, man.

16 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck Cryler Murray.

Well said, well said. He'll never be the Kylest.

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Their response to Murray is emblematic of their approach to life: he succeeds, and it's "He's still an aggy" but when he fails it's "He was never good enough to be an aggy."

This is why we never need to play them again -- fuck that noise.

Once an aggie aggy agi, always an aggie aggy agi.

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4 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
2 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:
If we had been around, damn sana ana wouldn’t have won the Alamo you stupid sip!
-aggy

aggy would fought on Santa Anna's side?

Be fair: they wouldn't have to - being there would fuck things up sufficiently.

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if aggypedia had a page for Underlying Psychological Deficiencies of the Aggie Mentality this would be one of the critical pieces
aggypedia is about aggy you aggy twatwaffle so OF COURSE it doesnt have anything in it about NMSU or UC Davis and the other Aggie schools.

Duh.

You seem stupid.

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Be fair: they wouldn't have to - being there would fuck things up sufficiently.
Wat?

That doesn't make any sense. If they had fought on the Texian side they would have shot Travis' men before Santa Anna could have done it and if they had been outside the Alamo doing one of their oh a aggy is gonna propose to his sheep ceremonies Santa Anna would have shot them while guffawing at their aggyshines.

If they had fought for Santa Anna aggy would have had them Mexicans all midnight yelling and while all the Mexicans were busy whooping and humping the Texicans under Travis would have killed em.

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3 hours ago, pearlandhorn said:

If we had been around, damn sana ana wouldn’t have won the Alamo you stupid sip!

-aggy

Give me an army of Texians and I'll win independence for Texas.  Give me an army of aggy and I'll win independence for America!  Including Alaska and Hawaii! 

- S. Houston

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man that's a lotta trolling! the moderator who moderates least moderates best, I guess!

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2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

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man that's a lotta trolling! the moderator who moderates least moderates best, I guess! 

 

This is Phlegm's homepage when he fires up Netscape, what do you expect? Perhaps you could call out RD, while you're at it.

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33 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Perhaps you could call out RD, while you're at it.

one, that dude (RD) rarely ever posts

two, when he does, as spergy as it may be, it serves a community service

if you guys really don't mind scrolling through 5 or 6 posts of the same 30 lame GIFs and "HURRR I'M SO CLEVER I'M CALLING YOU aggy because you won't use the stupid faggot spelling I claim to have invented" shit from Phlegm over and over, that's fine. I guess I just assume that if you don't have his fucking dumbass on ignore, you get tired of seeing the same giant walls of GIFs and the trolling. Perhaps not.

I have to go now, I'm off to the 2020 Texas recruiting thread to post 75 GIFs and do my Fozzy Bear wokka wokka comedy routine!!!!! no harm done, I'm such a character! it's so funny!!!

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  Rudy Ray Moore's Signifying aggy.    SECSECSEC

aggy said Mr. Saban, "All my money to you I'll give
Mr. Saban, please just let me live!"
But Saban kicked him in his ass and broke his neck
Left that little aggy in a helluva wreck
The aggy looked up to the sky with tears in his eyes
Nothin’ he could see or nothing he could hear
He knew that that was the end
Of his bulllshittin’ and signifyin’ career

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That started on page 1...
 
...of the old site.


That thread got covered in piles of piles of shit. Then after phlegm posted, it got bought by scatlord Kevin Morgan and there were actual pictures of shit posted that where somehow more interesting to look at then the same reposted klingon and bow tie pics.
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