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Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Uhhh wut?

It's about to rain on their camel ranch. I thought that was obvious from context clues.

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Repping this if only for the inimitable absurdity. 

Really, though, did the cowboys really get that many Indians?  Now that I think about it that game doesn't really make much sense.

Really, though, did the cowboys really get that many Indians?  Now that I think about it that game doesn't really make much sense.

I would guess the Indians got the cowboys at a 100:1 rate. Otherwise, the army wouldn’t have been called in to wipe them out.

 

 

I would bet money my sister’s boyfriend has that pic on Facebook. Three years ago, he was going on about the coming Muslim ground war in south Texas.

7 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

I would guess the Indians got the cowboys at a 100:1 rate. Otherwise, the army wouldn’t have been called in to wipe them out.

 

 

I would bet money my sister’s boyfriend has that pic on Facebook. Three years ago, he was going on about the coming Muslim ground war in south Texas.

...Or on Dirtbike's computer

5 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Oh, that little guy?  I wouldn't worry about that little guy.

3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Really, though, did the cowboys really get that many Indians?  Now that I think about it that game doesn't really make much sense.

It said "Cowboys and Muslims" not "Cowboys and Hindus."

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I was always under the impression the preferred cigarettes were Kools.

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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Them toes are bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

11 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I was always under the impression the preferred cigarettes were Kools.

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Thirty years ago, yes.  Times have changed:

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14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Or when they won't let your sons play college ball after you sent them to a pro league in Lithuania.  

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Means he’s still pre-op. There’s a wang there.
On 4/2/2019 at 8:03 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Can somebody who speaks Urban tell me what Mr. Okra is saying? I worry that I might be missing something important.

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23 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Can somebody who speaks Urban tell me what Mr. Okra is saying? I worry that I might be missing something important.

People with big lips will snitch/tell on you in a heartbeat and he does not trust them.

30 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 So how do you end up at this job? Do you just really love buttholes? 

asking for a friend?

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This looks like my cabinet right at this minute.
2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Those dudes suck at wrestling. All of them getting their asses kicked by those chicks.

 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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IsntIsn’t pretty much every weekend?  

The differnce is can you afford it.  

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