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Girl I used to work with in Plano wrote this, she's always got some funny shit.  Waiting on Shy's response.

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"LADIES IF UR MAN AINT LISTENING, NOT ACTN RIGHT, OR TALKN TO OTHER BITCHES, STAB THAT NIGA OSRS. LMAO I NEVER BELIEVED IT WORKED, TILL TODAY DURING A DRUNK HEATED DEBATE, BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 2 TO 3 A.M, IGOT STABBED WITH A BIG ASS KNIFE N GOT MY THROAT SLIT. LOWKEY I THOUGHT I WAS GUNA DIE, I SAW IN HER PRETTY ASS HAZEL EYES THAT SHE WASNT PUTTING UP WITH MY SHIT ANYMORE. SMH, HER EYES TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS DOWN TO CATCH A BODY, MY BODY LMAO. I WONT TAG HER KUS THERE AINT NO SNITCHING ROUND HERE BUH ALL TELL U WAH WE GOT EQUAL VALUE IN OUR HOUSE. I LISTEN TO HER MORE, TALK SHIT OUT AND IF SHE REALY NOT FEELING A MOVE, I LISTEN KUS I KNOWSHE WITH THE SHITS AND ANY WRONG MOVE AND SHE GOING FOR MY LIFE. ON MY OWN I MADE ME GET UP THE NEXT DAY EARLY N GET ANOTHER JOB, I STARTED CLEANING AND FIXING SHIT I DIDN'T NEED TO, EVEN HAD MY ASS READY TO COOK HER SOME. LOL SOME OF US NIGAS NEED THAT, SO IF HE ACTN UP SLICE THAT NIGA NECK BABYGURL ISSA FACT LMAO"

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Bet that one gets ‘disability’ payments 

On 4/22/2019 at 7:00 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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He's been hooking up with minors but she's ok with it.  Good woman there.

On 4/24/2019 at 7:09 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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aint gonna lie, i have no idea what i'm looking at here.

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Probably in my complex or one nearby.

neighbor?

6 hours ago, achooloco said:

aint gonna lie, i have no idea what i'm looking at here.

Other than the costume jewelry I have no clue either.

aint gonna lie, i have no idea what i'm looking at here.

Saw it on Reddit. It is a picture simulating what it’s like to have a stroke. Things are vaguely familiar but you can’t place what they actually are.
21 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 


I see she’s raising the next Fortune 500 CEO.

 

Now get ready, I'm J.P. Getty
I am tearing shit up like confetti
My money last longer than Eveready

8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Which Home Alone was this?

34 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Which Home Alone was this?

An unreleased Home Alone/Fat Albert crossover.  Damned Cosby scandal made it go straight-to-video.

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I am pretty sure not one single person would care or notice...

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I am pretty sure not one single person would care or notice...

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I'm pretty sure Denver would notice, and not think it was funny.

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