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Vic with bad taste in something? Who would have guessed? 
 
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Vic dissing something fat related. That is what is haunting me.

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I'm loving how they classed that Frito Pie up with some parsley.  I, too, am a man of culture. 

14 hours ago, Tom said:

I'm loving how they classed that Frito Pie up with some parsley.  I, too, am a man of culture. 

Cilantro

47 minutes ago, McFly said:

Cilantro

Apparently I'm not a man of culture.

On 9/29/2020 at 6:14 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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ok, comic nerd showing up. Bruce Wayne would get beat like a red-headed step child. He's just a very smart, highly trained martial arts expert. Peter Parker has spider sense to avoid any attacks, enhanced agility and strength.

8 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

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I'd shoot with something that hurts for not having any Bit O Honey.

41 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

ok, comic nerd showing up. Bruce Wayne would get beat like a red-headed step child. He's just a very smart, highly trained martial arts expert. Peter Parker has spider sense to avoid any attacks, enhanced agility and strength.

This should be obvious to non-comic book nerds which I’m assuming is why it’s “dumbass”.

55 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

ok, comic nerd showing up. Bruce Wayne would get beat like a red-headed step child. He's just a very smart, highly trained martial arts expert. Peter Parker has spider sense to avoid any attacks, enhanced agility and strength.

Um, isn’t Peter Parker a LITERAL red-headed step child?

21 minutes ago, nnm said:

Um, isn’t Peter Parker a LITERAL red-headed step child?

um, he has brown hair, but yeah he's adopted by his aunt and uncle

22 hours ago, Tom said:

I'm loving how they classed that Frito Pie up with some parsley.  I, too, am a man of culture. 

Vile weed

7 hours ago, McFly said:

Cilantro

Just in my pinto beans, and fresh never out of a damned spice jar

6 hours ago, Tom said:

Apparently I'm not a man of culture.

Put cilantro in your beans, culture will be the least of your worries

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Justin posted a selfie on Instagram

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terrifying. 

That family is all going to trip together?

That would have been one hell of an episode of Cops.

Justin posted a selfie on Instagram
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That dude plans on tasting human flesh at some point.
2 hours ago, drifter379 said:


That dude plans on tasting human flesh at some point.

Working on his own human skin trench coat.

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Seems he’s unaware of the human condition 

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EVERYONE PLEASE BE AWARE OF THIS VEHICLE:
White Chevy Impala
License Plate: MPJ 9015
I was sitting in the large shopping center parking lot off of Bunker Hill in front of Five Guys and Mattress Firm on the phone. I noticed a vehicle pull up beside me and didn’t think anything of it. After about two minutes, I felt someone staring at me and looked over to my left and there was a man masturbating while looking at me and recording.. I was literally sitting in my car on the phone. EVERYONE please be aware of your surroundings at ALL times. I was in a parking lot where other cars were around. It was 11AM when this happened. There are creeps everywhere and this is just one of them. I am about to file a police report but the sheriff who responded to my initial 911 call informed me that this vehicle has MULTIPLE complaints against it.
Update: I filed the police report. I hope something can be done about this and no one else has to experience this.
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On 10/3/2020 at 2:11 PM, Okie State said:

So did he move?

He's got as much chance of moving as that west Houston guy has of actually getting his slab.

He's got as much chance of moving as that west Houston guy has of actually getting his slab.
feeling cry.

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1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

He's got as much chance of moving as that west Houston guy has of actually getting his slab.

His cousin and uncle Geronimo keeping Hata Proof down.

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