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26 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

I just said I'm not into corn tortillas.  Why would I eat shit?

Because it sounds like you do it willingly. 

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9 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Because it sounds like you do it willingly. 

 

Imagine Stanning for corn of all things.  I just can't. 

This has been real fun, but I'm out.

This sounds like all the crazy Uncles arguing on Facebook, way to keep it real fellas. 

36 minutes ago, Tom said:

This has been real fun, but I'm out.

 

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On 11/13/2020 at 12:22 PM, futureman said:

where’s Patrice O’Neal?

6 feet under. 

1 minute ago, Irieguy said:

6 feet under. 

no shit.  so are richard and bernie.

1 minute ago, futureman said:

no shit.  so are richard and bernie.

Then why ask? 🤷🏻‍♂️

9 hours ago, Covri said:

Shoot me, but I’m honestly thinking no mas to frijoles. I like Mexican rice a lot. Tortillas and salsa are non starters. Corn or flour no matter. 

I’m with this gentleman. Rice is great, but never really cared for beans. 

Are we only talking in Mexican food? Because if so, I can totally go without rice. But I would have to go no beans if we start talking Thai, cajun, sushi, Indian. No way I could do those without rice.

10 hours ago, futureman said:

 

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I just don't care to derail the Facebook thread for two pages about food, even though I do enjoy riling people up over something as subjective and insignificant as food opinions.

11 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

This sounds like all the crazy Uncles arguing on Facebook, way to keep it real fellas. 

Something . . Parler . . something

NSIAP.
 
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But BJ's definitely seals the deal.
39 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

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If the population of the U.S. is 350,000,000 and everyone catches it a 99% survival rate means 3,500,000 people die.  If the vaccine is 90% effective and everyone it is not effective for catches it then 350,000 people will die.  Saving 3,150,000 just might make it worthwhile.

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If the population of the U.S. is 350,000,000 and everyone catches it a 99% survival rate means 3,500,000 people die.  If the vaccine is 90% effective and everyone it is not effective for catches it then 350,000 people will die.  Saving 3,150,000 just might make it worthwhile.

That is almost word for word my response.  But some people, you just can't reach, so you get what we've had here for weeks.

On 11/12/2020 at 10:28 PM, Matuka said:

Sweet potato pie, but I'm kinda white.

Agreed

On 11/13/2020 at 11:18 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Nah just cheap

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Young Shooter getting ready to take a shit wherever he pleases like a boss.

15 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

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I shouldn't have clicked on her twitter feed by it's a Monday in 2020 and I'm a sucker.  

Only looked about 5 or 6, but holy shit...this is part of an overall pattern of trouble with math and logic for Ali Zeck.  Not surprised to find out she is an overall anti-vaxxer, but she also appears to be anti-numbers and anti-reason.  She lists her occupation as "Mental Healer", so you know she know what she's talking about.  

Ali, show me on this periodic table where the science touched you.  

Yeah, but there's only a 0.1-10.0% chance of that.  

People who finished 8th grade:  "Ali, the positivity rates have gone from 10% to 15%, that's a 50% increase.  It's cause for alarm!"  

Ali:  "No, it's a 5% increase.  If it were a 50% increase, the positivity rates would have climbed to 60%.  Make it make sense please.:

People who finished 8th grade: "No, a 60% increase would be.  You know what?  Nevermind.  Here, drink this."  

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Yeah, I got your joke, I was going with it.  I think we're on the same page as far as sense of humor goes after all these years. 

Or you saying Ali's post was a joke?  Because it certainly fits a pattern of her other tweets.  But then maybe it's some long game humor shit like that trump Redneck that's actually satirizing his followers without them catching on?  

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7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Our subs come up with shit like this sometimes and it blows my mind.

9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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"outlet?  You mean the holes!"  

I think your electrician is Slippery Pete.  

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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You can import the other version from Australia.  It's expensive, but worth it.

1, 6, and the one where Danny Devito tries to get his lights seen from outer space.

Saw this one on FB, but tracked down the youtube video so no one had to get linked to the cesspool unwillingly

 

 

Not so much dumbass as it is informative. Friend that posted this works for Alpha Paving 

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