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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Did anyone tell Sierra that she can’t park there?

8 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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Be fair, REPELLENT ANUS is a damned fine band name, no sand needed.

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Wow, when he sang the line "She wears castanets" Alejandro Escoveda was Not fucking around. I can see why he preferred her walking away vs cojones tattoos
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This kinda pisses me off because of the double Arbies. Take the one extra Arbies away, and you have 5 ashtrays. 5 80s icons ashtrays that could assemble into one giant awesome super ashtray form. You can do that with 6.
8 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Those must be the ones you warm up with 

 

 

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Just now, WithoutAClue said:

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Especially with OneDrive. Infuriating. 

But not the Oxford comma. 
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Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
I've seen those English dramas too, they're cruel
6 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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So slimmer women cause ED at better rates?  Did the statesman journalists write that headline?!

15 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

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Man, that takes me back.  Burger King one especially.  Was regaling my oldest the other day with stories about how on Saturday mornings I'd go to Mr. Donut with my father before we'd go to his trucking terminal (not sure if y'all had them in Texas, two brothers split up the business---one in the Midwest became Mr. Donut, the other brother went East and became more famous as Dunkin' Donuts).  I'd have a chocolate donut with milk, dad would have a plain with a coffee.  And this neon orange ashtray that I can still smell  the plastic chemical treatment along with the ashes and the odor or freshly cooked donuts.  Dad would put out his lucky strike, share a donut and drink with me, read the front page of the paper, and then light up another afterwards.  And if you close your eyes, you can hear the rattle of the plastic on the acrylic counter-top as he shuffled the ashtray towards the server's end of the counter as if to say, "this sounds means we are done and ready to settle the bill."  A childhood memory from a bygone era, I suppose.  A sound and smell and look our children will never know.  Perhaps for the best for health reasons.  But a wonderful time, nonetheless.  

The sound of a plastic ashtray at a diner counter.  The sound of a quarter clicking into a payphone or newspaper stand or arcade game.  The sound of an IBM cash register in the 1980's drawer being opened up to make change for said newspaper and then clanking back closed.  Like tears in the rain, lost to time...

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39 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Function not Disfunction.

Crap!  One of those early morning pre-caffeine posts...

11 hours ago, Born to Run said:

This kinda pisses me off because of the double Arbies. Take the one extra Arbies away, and you have 5 ashtrays. 5 80s icons ashtrays that could assemble into one giant awesome super ashtray form. You can do that with 6.

Not sure all of those are real. The Arby's ones look like generic glass ashtrays sitting on cardboard coasters.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What's a minute out of an 8 hour day? Sheesh.

My mom, "We're not waiting 3 hours in that line, we got Franklin at home!"  

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