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Old School baseball, you don't lose your spot / position because of an injury. The injured player gets his spot back and gets to show that's his spot. 

Someone is about to be long relief out of the pen

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

bwhaahahahahahhahahahahaha

Sorry, I had to go back to this.

Good location.

ump really screwed you there 

 

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4 hours ago, The Dog said:

NSIAP:

 

(*Gameday so I’m posting in here, fuck you) Judge playing league average defense in CF almost everyday should give him the edge. Yordan can’t even play in the field without getting a concussion. Oh and judge is putting up all those numbers while having to deal with shit like this:
 

 

god that’s so interestin- the fuck outta here this ain’t your safe fucking space. 

22 minutes ago, Helobious said:

(*Gameday so I’m posting in here, fuck you) Judge playing league average defense in CF almost everyday should give him the edge. Yordan can’t even play in the field without getting a concussion. Oh and judge is putting up all those numbers while having to deal with shit like this:
 

 

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22 minutes ago, Helobious said:

(*Gameday so I’m posting in here, fuck you) Judge playing league average defense in CF almost everyday should give him the edge. Yordan can’t even play in the field without getting a concussion. Oh and judge is putting up all those numbers while having to deal with shit like this:
 

 

Sounds like a personal problem that no one gives a fuck about

In all seriousness, Judge’s numbers are impressive when you consider that he has a grown ass man from the Valley permanently attached to his midsection.

8 hours ago, Helobious said:

(*Gameday so I’m posting in here, fuck you) Judge playing league average defense in CF almost everyday should give him the edge. Yordan can’t even play in the field without getting a concussion. Oh and judge is putting up all those numbers while having to deal with shit like this:
 

 

that's a lot of HGH

Out of everyday players Robbie Grossman has a substantially higher % than Judge for this year and the same exact % since 2017.  

Well on the bright side at least Judge can’t walk you off tonight. 3 times in a week would’ve been overkill.

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Well on the bright side at least Judge can’t walk you off tonight. 3 times in a week would’ve been overkill.

He assured us we'll get bullpen help by the deadline so I'm grateful. 

(*Gameday so I’m posting in here, fuck you) Judge playing league average defense in CF almost everyday should give him the edge. Yordan can’t even play in the field without getting a concussion. Oh and judge is putting up all those numbers while having to deal with shit like this:
 
 
Weren't you having a meltdown the other day and said mid year games don't matter [emoji1787].

Gtfo you bandwagon nut slurper
10 hours ago, Helobious said:

(*Gameday so I’m posting in here, fuck you) Judge playing league average defense in CF almost everyday should give him the edge. Yordan can’t even play in the field without getting a concussion. Oh and judge is putting up all those numbers while having to deal with shit like this:

I haven’t minded you coming in here because your stupidity is amusing and it’s so easy to make fun of you. But you crossed the line with the “fuck you”  and being so snarky about Alvarez getting hurt so

 

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Oh please. Everyone on this board was laughing when gleyber rolled his ankle and had to leave the game. Typical Astros fans, like to dish it but can’t take it. And it’s laughable to think there won’t be stadium-wide “fuck you aaron” chants tonight or something similar. You chide NY fans for doing all the same things you do. 
 

Whatever. I’ll be back tonight to laugh in all your faces after clay holmes slams the door. Not worth my time to spend all day in here. 

Just now, Helobious said:

And it’s laughable to think there won’t be stadium-wide “fuck you aaron” chants tonight or something similar.

There is 0% chance this happens. Zero. 

Oh please. Everyone on this board was laughing when gleyber rolled his ankle and had to leave the game. Typical Astros fans, like to dish it but can’t take it. And it’s laughable to think there won’t be stadium-wide “fuck you aaron” chants tonight or something similar. You chide NY fans for doing all the same things you do. 
 
Whatever. I’ll be back tonight to laugh in all your faces after clay holmes slams the door. Not worth my time to spend all day in here. 
"Everyone"

Literally 5 posts about it.

One had a "lol" one said "that was funny"

Once again facts seem to be dildos main problem.
20 minutes ago, Helobious said:

And it’s laughable to think there won’t be stadium-wide “fuck you aaron” chants tonight or something similar.

who is aaron?

 

21 minutes ago, Helobious said:

 
 

Whatever. I’ll be back tonight to laugh in all your faces after clay holmes slams the door. Not worth my time to spend all day in here. 

john holmes has a better chance than clay

24 minutes ago, Helobious said:

And it’s laughable to think there won’t be stadium-wide “fuck you aaron” chants tonight or something similar. You chide NY fans for doing all the same things you do. 

I have been going to Astros games since the early 80s. (I know that this is difficult to believe, as your idea of “typical Astros fans” are those who began following the club in 2015.)

I can honestly say I’ve never once, not a single time, witnessed a “stadium-wide” - or even section-wide - chant that included “fuck you ______.”

So it probably isn’t “laughable” to expect that that won’t happen. What’s laughable is the extent to which Altuve has gotten under the skin of Yankee fans.

There is about a 90% chance someone will start the wave which is arguably worse.

23 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I have been going to Astros games since the early 80s. (I know that this is difficult to believe, as your idea of “typical Astros fans” are those who began following the club in 2015.)

I can honestly say I’ve never once, not a single time, witnessed a “stadium-wide” - or even section-wide - chant that included “fuck you ______.”

Same

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

There is about a 90% chance someone will start the wave which is arguably worse.

Sad but also true. 

There is about a 90% chance someone will start the wave which is arguably worse.
100% chance unless they don't allow fans in

Early '80s? Then way too old to continue with the fanboi infatuation with Judge...or any other athlete. Seriously, seek help. 

Speaking of the wave, I’ll be flying into Houston tomorrow and going to the Sat and Sun games…first trip to MMP since 2018. 

Whoa Boge would lead off with bregman, Brantley, Altuve (he needs more opps with runners in scoring position), Yordan, Tucker, Pena, yuli, machete, Mayer 

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

There is about a 90% chance someone will start the wave which is arguably worse.


helo is start the wave guy, zero doubts here 

2 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Speaking of the wave, I’ll be flying into Houston tomorrow and going to the Sat and Sun games…first trip to MMP since 2018. 


Have fun, find some good bbq or Mexican food between games 

Edited by tx 3 putt

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:


Have fun, find some good bbq or Mexican food between games 

Teotihuacan was always my fav when I lived in Houston. Very likely to go there. How’s the wait for a patio table at the Heights location these days?

4 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Teotihuacan was always my fav when I lived in Houston. Very likely to go there. How’s the wait for a patio table at the Heights location these days?


it gets busy at night.

I’ll be hitting Ninfas for the game tonight and taking the free shuttle in

On Judge, sure he’s the 1st half mvp.

the problem (for helobious) is that all but guarantees he’s going to have a ~3 week stretch in the 2nd half where he’s completely MIA (and mia for judge doesn’t mean .159 average and abysmal slugging. It means .159 average, abysmal slugging and 50+% K rate.

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2 hours ago, Helobious said:

And it’s laughable to think there won’t be stadium-wide “fuck you aaron” chants tonight or something similar. You chide NY fans for doing all the same things you do. 

I’ll be there tonight with my 8 year-old kids and I’ll report back. I can guarantee you there will be no stadium wide chants of “fuck you aaron” or anything similar. 

You know that if you’re caught screaming an obscenity you get booted out of MMP immediately? 

We aren’t Yankees fans. We will smile at all of your “fellow” Yankees fans as our team steps on your team’s throats. 

Edited by Planet Houston

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

Oh please. Everyone on this board was laughing when gleyber rolled his ankle and had to leave the game. Typical Astros fans, like to dish it but can’t take it. And it’s laughable to think there won’t be stadium-wide “fuck you aaron” chants tonight or something similar. You chide NY fans for doing all the same things you do. 
 

Whatever. I’ll be back tonight to laugh in all your faces after clay holmes slams the door. Not worth my time to spend all day in here. 

One of the most obvious "I have no idea what I'm talking about" statements in the history of this website.  Just astoundingly, impressively incorrect.

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Someone check on @Wulaw Horn

Nats and Soto talking a 13 year / $425mil contract 

Interesting. He turned down their last offer and said he was going on FA and now this. That’s a good deal for both parties. 30M per year for your best player is fine if you are the Nats. 

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

One of the most obvious "I have no idea what I'm talking about" statements in the history of this website.  Just astoundingly, impressively incorrect.

He was going on last year about some political nonsense with Trump and his reception at MMP being that of a conquering hero that was incredibly stupid too. He has no fucking clue what the Astros fan base looks like. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Do those long term contracts ever work out ?

When you sign the guy at 23?  Probably. I can’t imagine they don’t get their value out of that money in the aggregate. 

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