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I'd just like to formally say again in this thread: fuck the yankees

 

I can't wait to send these fuckers home again in October for the millionth time. We are their October daddies

5 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Well then don't start 2 pitchers that struggle to get through 5 innings consistently, then you don't have to burn your bullpen during the double header. Poor Bielak deserved better than Dusty Baker today.

Only 2 pitchers on our staff average 6+ innings.

 

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

It worked out. That's what matters most.

Bielak should have been done after the 8th.

But feel free to disagree.

I will say I didn't see anyone complain about Bielak coming out for the ninth in this thread (maybe I missed it). It's easy to complain after the plan doesn't work.

4 hours ago, Intercourse With Gray said:

I can't wait to send these fuckers home again in October for the millionth time.

 

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And now we get to piss all over Seattle's winning streak.

Let's go shove a broom up their ass and turn their attention back to MLS and metrosexual coffees.

 


By now, the NY media should just be building out the shell of these covers ahead of our games, so they can just fill in the hilarious pic and latest Boone rant on the fly. 

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16 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:


By now, the NY media should just be building out the shell of these covers ahead of our games, so they can just fill in the hilarious pic and latest Boone rant on the fly. 

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Hm, But I read they had so much fight and something something aggy moral victory.

12 hours ago, Helobious said:

Proud of the fight at the end, never quit. Hopefully this wakes up the front office but I doubt it. 

It must be so tough for the front office to put together a team with an unlimited budget 

It will be tougher when they have 600 or 700 million tied up in Cole and Judge.

Helo's proud of the fight.

At least they lost with class.

They just ran out of innings.

Baaaa means yes.

Etc.

48 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It will be tougher when they have 600 or 700 million tied up in Cole and Judge.

If they could trade both of them for Ohtani before the deadline, they'd save a little pocket change and would still have their slugger and an ace starter while freeing up a roster spot. Cole and Judge get back to Cali (where maybe the latter would re-sign) and the Yanks still have a monster draw at the gate. But no way does that deal happen, obviously. 

4 minutes ago, Halohal said:

 

Uhhhhh, that doesn't really work out in the end.

58 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It will be tougher when they have 600 or 700 million tied up in Cole and Judge.


$324 + $425mil, at least. They’re the most valuable franchise and loT OF YES money. Their bigger concern should be putting a roster together around judge and Stanton. remember these are the same people that thought trading for gallo was a great idea !

13 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Some of you dipshits just can't help yourselves when it comes to hating on Dusty Baker.

Can we at least agree that pinch hitting Alvarez with first base open in Game 1 of the doubleheader was less than an ideal decision? In a single move Baker took the bats out of the hands of both a good contact hitter and the Astros' best hitter. 

I prefer bases loaded with 1 out vs 2nd and 3rd, 1 out. But it’s fun to discuss after a W 

it was great to see jj come up clutch. More importantly, I hope Altuve and bregman got on Peña for costing us the lead

Edited by tx 3 putt

13 hours ago, Gourmand said:

 

You wanted Mushinski to pitch in that situation over Bielak and Montero, who had already been up and warming in both games?

Some of you dipshits just can't help yourselves when it comes to hating on Dusty Baker.

We had a 5-run lead and a tired pitcher that was about to face the lineup a 2nd time. We also had Martinez and Abreu on a week of rest. You also have Verlander and Valdez going in the Seattle series. He had a plethora of better options than letting Bielak go back out there. As we have come to see, it blew up in his face. As far as pitching Mushinski, why the fuck did you call him up if you are afraid to give him the ball with a 5-run lead needing 3 outs.

Excellent breakdown of Yordan's AB hen he took German deep

 

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

We had a 5-run lead and a tired pitcher that was about to face the lineup a 2nd time. We also had Martinez and Abreu on a week of rest. You also have Verlander and Valdez going in the Seattle series. He had a plethora of better options than letting Bielak go back out there. As we have come to see, it blew up in his face. As far as pitching Mushinski, why the fuck did you call him up if you are afraid to give him the ball with a 5-run lead needing 3 outs.


I’ll take a guess that bielak came off the mound after the 8th and said - I’m good coach, let me finish it out. That’s what hungry pitchers do. 5 run lead, lot of games in a row coming up, easy ‘yes’ 

10 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Excellent breakdown of Yordan's AB hen he took German deep

 


Damn that was a beautiful swing !

I don't see anything wrong with letting him start the 9th.  They called up Mushinski in case Javier or Garcia got hammered and had to be pulled after an inning or 3.

4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I don't see anything wrong with letting him start the 9th.  They called up Mushinski in case Javier or Garcia got hammered and had to be pulled after an inning or 3.

And because, ya know, Pressly went on paternity leave and someone had to take his place. His left-handedness helped get that call as well.

 

The Astros play 19 games in 18 days, Bielak went 3.1 IP and threw 70+ pitches with the lead, struck out both Judge and Stanton (twice) only to throw his worst pitch of his outing to Judge on a 2-1 hitters count and....the Astros still had a two run lead. 

Hardly blew up in Dusty's face considering the room for error with Montero ready in case of fire.... Stros got the W and DH sweep without using either Martinez or Abreu. 

Edited by Gourmand

Judge and Stanton, one bad pitch and they just kill you. No lead is safe with them at bat 

Stanton 0-4 with 3 K vs Astros pitching yesterday. 

Judge 1-6 with 3 K and 1 HR. 

 

Pretty good all things considered. 

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

Stanton 0-4 with 3 K vs Astros pitching yesterday. 

Judge 1-6 with 3 K and 1 HR. 

 

Pretty good all things considered. 


And rested our top 2 starters + no closer 

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This was already mentioned upthread, but the Astros winning both those games to get back to a 10-gm lead in the AL West is just funny af when the Mariners fans are making this series their everything. You know they didn't think it was possible for the Astros to improve their division lead with the mighty Yankees coming to town for two. 

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

This was already mentioned upthread, but the Astros winning both those games to get back to a 10-gm lead in the AL West is just funny af when the Mariners fans are making this series their everything. You know they didn't think it was possible for the Astros to improve their division lead with the mighty Yankees coming to town for two. 


the Yankees were 2 spring training games for the second half. The grind starts tonight 

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Judge and Stanton, one bad pitch and they just kill you. No lead is safe with them at bat 

Well I mean a 12-run lead would be pretty safe. Let's work on that next time.

Also damn I love Alvarez's swing. Just silky smooth power. It's just beautiful to watch someone swing with that much power but be under that much control the whole time.

5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Also damn I love Alvarez's swing. Just silky smooth power. It's just beautiful to watch someone swing with that much power but be under that much control the whole time.

Add elite plate discipline to that and the Astros landed a steal at $125M over the next 6 years. 

Yeah, the Astros put those Yankees to bed. Lights out. Time to wake up against those Mariners.

Two All-star players and a payroll not ranked. Not to mention the winning streak we are going up against...

 

 

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Yes please

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Bell achieves that production with a combination of strong plate discipline and far better bat-to-ball skills than one might expect from a burly 6’4″, 255-pound slugger. He’s walked at an impressive 11.2% clip over that stretch of 902 trips to the plate and struck out in just 15.2% of them (including just 13.5% this season). Bell makes consistently strong contact (45.5% hard-hit rate, 91.1 mph average exit velocity), and although he puts the ball on the ground more than is ideal for someone with his power (51.3% ground-ball rate), he’s adept at spraying line drives. Also, while only 28.2% of Bell’s batted balls during this run have been classified as fly-balls, more than one in five of those flies (20.5%) has left the yard.

 


thats an organizational fit 

Also it shouldn't require a big prospect package since he's a free agent after the season.  I would be ok if he wants to stick around past this year though.

Edited by kevwun

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


I’m ok if he’s the key piece of a trade that makes us better. Javier is the guy to keep 

Yep. Bielak also showed minus 1 pitch he can be effective if given a chance. Astros have a lot of pitching to trade to get a bat or 2.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Yep. Bielak also showed minus 1 pitch he can be effective if given a chance. Astros have a lot of pitching to trade to get a bat or 2.


lot of young arms and odo 

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


lot of young arms and odo 

I think the only untouchables are Brown, Whitley, Leon, Lee, and Diaz.

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


lot of young arms, Castro, and odo 

fify

This would obviously never happen in real life, but Baseball Trade Values accepted this:

Astros get:

Soto, Bell, Corbin

Nationals get:

Garcia, Brown, McCormick, Meyers, Diaz, Leon

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