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It'd be funnier if he was compelling the devil with the power of a gun, not Christ.  

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11 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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And it's coyote proof! 

 

Ha

 

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^ Don't bitch too much, you could end up in a red shirt.

On 7/27/2019 at 3:20 PM, HenryJames said:

 

What about pregnant women who put Sharpies in their ass?  Kid probably just becomes permanently scarred.  

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

What about pregnantwomen that give head? Do their kids turn out to be urologists? 

Dentists. 

What about pregnant women who put Sharpies in their ass?  Kid probably just becomes permanently scarred.  


That’s how black people are made. Duh
27 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

 


That’s how black people are made. Duh

 

I was told that black people were made by putting on a Barry White album in the bedroom

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That was part “oh god, he’s dead” part “lmao”

That and the old plant foot sliding out from under me are the 2 nightmares I have about all the cliff jumping, party barge flips I did in my drunken youth...
3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

"Sniff, sniff. Oooh mackerel!"

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Then you would be correct. Didn’t get it right until the third read

read what?

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