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1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

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This kid is an awful subhuman, thanks to his parents. Nice job mom and dad....

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

This kid is an awful subhuman, thanks to his parents. Nice job mom and dad....

He's going to get the ass-whipping of his life in middle-school or high school. And it'll be all over TikTok.

25 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

That made you laugh out loud?

He may username you on his response.

1 hour ago, LebongJames said:

Labs are the best

And it isn’t even close. (Except for the shedding)

4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That made you laugh out loud?

I was browsing through FB marketplace and it did get me. Sincere apologies, thread police. I really appreciate your input to make me a better person.

Also, I strongly urge you to participate in self fornication.

On 1/3/2026 at 12:44 AM, ROFL BOX said:

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Bet it tastes like suckin' on a penny.

CHIEF

6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That made you laugh out loud?

I used to have that exact couch ABD still have that same horse blanket

20 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

I used to have that exact couch ABD still have that same horse blanket

Same blanket. 5$ apiece at a San Antonio flea market 20+ years ago and still keep two of them in the family vehicle for emergencies/picnics/camping.

On 1/6/2026 at 2:32 PM, gofuckyourself said:

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Spring Break SPI and Matamores, Mexico 86-89 on the blanket, shout out Yo!

/csb alert

Add in overnight bus trip to the Louisiana casinos leaving from San Antonio, circa mid 90s, to a truck stop East of Houston where the bus driver froze our monkeyasses out with the A/C set on super high. Somehow, someway, there was a stack of these blankets for sale at the door at said truck stop for less than $10 American upon our arrival. Said stack was depleted upon our departure and Al is more than certain the next bus through had a fresh stack awaiting. Cheers to bus driver Mario and his broken Eeengrish if he, for sure, pulled in a commission on this scam. Somehow, someway, the A/C failed to operate properly on the way back to San Antonio and he, Mario the bus driver, positively managed to recoup the extra gas he used frosting all the degenerate gamblers into blanket purchases to about face 180 defrost the entire bus by giving them swamp ass and paid for blanket keepsake souvenirs before arriving back in San Antonio. Al can’t imagine how many of those blankets stayed on the bus after our arrival, but Al is more than certain those left behind, somehow, someway, found their way back to that truck stop East of Houston. Like the swallows of Capistrano or the King Salmon of the Copper River, the circle of life somehow, someway, always return to their origine, these cheap ass woven blankets are no exception. It’s the circle of life folks, Lion King out front should have told ya. Also, cheers to Mario the bus driver for stopping the bus on busy and dangerous East bound shoulder of I-10 to make sure the baffroom at the back of the bus had enough keemicals n dee toilet so those if of us in the cheap seats could bref without gagging. Mario the bus driver, to this day I appreciate your driving ambition and dedication to the freeze and defrost game transporting those of us who were too broke drive ourselves to Louisiana casinos back in the 90’s.

This ends Al’s contribution to the /csb portion of our program for this evening.

2 hours ago, brakeman said:

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That made me cringe a tiny bit, remembering how I was as a kid on trampolines.

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