Farmin' aggys vs. Florida Gators - 11 - ESPN

[RandomIdoit 655]

Someone make a gif of that King flop. 

[TommyGufano 6021]

What is King's health issue (not intended as an invitation to comment on his sickly appearance)? Surprised he didn't tuck it and run on that 2nd down play

[immamac 41337]

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

What is King's health issue (not intended as an invitation to comment on his sickly appearance)? Surprised he didn't tuck it and run on that 2nd down play

He's a fucking pussy. 

[Hagbard Celine 10498]

welp so much for embarassing fLOU-driven implosion

aggy will win this

[Hook1997 5231]

Florida’s defense is terrible.  Making Jimbo’s offense look good actually 

[Sheep Have Wool 1049]

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

What is King's health issue (not intended as an invitation to comment on his sickly appearance)? Surprised he didn't tuck it and run on that 2nd down play

Is "shitty at football" a health condition?

[Neonmoon 38126]

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

What is King's health issue (not intended as an invitation to comment on his sickly appearance)? Surprised he didn't tuck it and run on that 2nd down play

He hurt his arm in the South Carolina game? Seems to be fine now. 
 

He also looks like an aids patient 

[Yuk 1484]

What is King's health issue (not intended as an invitation to comment on his sickly appearance)? Surprised he didn't tuck it and run on that 2nd down play

Turf toe.

[TotallyLegit 3050]

3 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

What is King's health issue (not intended as an invitation to comment on his sickly appearance)? Surprised he didn't tuck it and run on that 2nd down play

He's been soldiering on through some minor wear and tear and some dings typical of a hard-nosed SEC player. He also has 29 chromosomes

[ClubWhatever 12066]

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Florida’s defense is terrible.  Making Jimbo’s offense look good actually 

Slow small and weak.  Not SEC ready. 

[UTEX_ME 4724]

Lol King ignoring Hobbit on the sideline 

[Vermin 3024]

12 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Do they use an app to fire off that big impressive, they are totally legit military cannon?

Leave it to the Hitler Youth to steal something and make it worse.

[UTEX_ME 4724]

All this aggy propaganda today is so nauseating 

[Yuk 1484]

All this aggy propaganda today is so nauseating 

Yeah, the predominantly male and predominantly MILITARY. hahaha

[ClubWhatever 12066]

Florida blows but this freshman QB has a gun. 

[DFW Horn 6020]

Just now, Yuk said:

Yeah, the predominantly male and predominantly MILITARY. hahaha

TV sports commentators are even dumber than most politicians, if that's possible.

They must've skimmed the aggy media guide as preparation.

[Helobious 9393]

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Florida blows but this freshman QB has a gun. 

He’s not a freshman

[TommyGufano 6021]

Dude finishing that run! Jesus

[Vermin 3024]

This aggy DL is terrible isn't it stacked with 5*s?

[ATXhorn17 1589]

Florida is bleeding away this entire 2nd quarter.

[ClubWhatever 12066]

Lol.  Both of these teams are so undisciplined.  

[tbone_ 13968]

I just came her to say f aggy

[coachherman'sgrill 1714]

Yeah, the predominantly male and predominantly MILITARY. hahaha

In my 20 years in the Army, I only met one Aggy that received his source of commission from there. Total and utter bull shit

[Neonmoon 38126]

Florida WRs not even attempting to block on those two WR screens. Lols. They’re all checked out for the season

[TankedBevo 2462]

All this fake army special coverage is nauseating 

[Dutchrudder 10973]

This is a fun game to watch, zero punts so far. It's like when my brother and I used to play Madden

[ATXhorn17 1589]

Man, really wish we would've outbid A&M for Stewart... Worthy + JWhitt + Stewart would've eviscerated Bama and the Big 12.

[coachherman'sgrill 1714]

So, in August of this year of our lord, 39 of the approx 2,600 cadets were commissioned across all six branches which equals, carry the 2, round up the four, 6% (I divided 2,600 of the current population by 4)

6 fucking percent!!!! And no need to thank me for doing some shitty and wrong math

[TommyGufano 6021]

5 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

This is a fun game to watch, zero punts so far. It's like when my brother and I used to play Madden

well-timed jinx, sir.

[UTEX_ME 4724]

There’s the king we know 

[billfromlaketravis 11266]

Is it me, or is RGIII a really weird dude? 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21765]

So apparently these two bottom feeding SEC teams are NFL caliber just because SEC

[ATexanAbroad 627]

why are the announcers sounding like they're two gay men analyzing the looks and stature of every player like they want to fuck them?

[Dennis Taylor 18544]

Mark Jones sounds like a pervert watching aggy walk through the parking lot 

[DFW Horn 6020]

4 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

So, in August of this year of our lord, 39 of the approx 2,600 cadets were commissioned across all six branches which equals, carry the 2, round up the four, 6% (I divided 2,600 of the current population by 4)

6 fucking percent!!!! And no need to thank me for doing some shitty and wrong math

This is where @Randolph Duke usually chimes in to correct your math and pontificate ad nauseam about aggy's fraudulent military history. Somebody send out the signal.

[UTEX_ME 4724]

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Is it me, or is RGIII a really weird dude? 

He provides no analysis at all. That and this booth doesn’t work IMO too much side chatter. 

Edited November 5, 2022 by UTEX_ME

[Surly Bevo 24247]

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Is it me, or is RGIII a really weird dude? 

I believe the term that was used is "cornball brother"

[Neonmoon 38126]

Watch any Florida player on defense. It’s comical. 

[UTEX_ME 4724]

Florida must be the worst defense since SHSU aggy has seen 

[ClubWhatever 12066]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Florida must be the worst defense since SHSU aggy has seen 

They were better coached.  This unit is a rag tag bunch. 

[millhouse 2573]

Obviously King is an ELITE quarterback and Jimbo is a master playcaller with his back against the wall

[Vermin 3024]

The Sun Belt coach might be worse than Jimbo.

[C-Man 26535]

Obviously King is an ELITE quarterback and Jimbo is a master playcaller with his back against the wall

Clickety clack, clickety clack

[Knoxtnhorn 5906]

Do they ever not look like complete morons?

[Dennis Taylor 18544]

Holy shit CTs are fucking weird

[SarkAfterDark 1683]

I have yet to identify what the FLA defense is trying to accomplish today. Not getting pressure, not stopping the run, no resistance against the pass. Just terrible.

[ClubWhatever 12066]

lol delay off a kickoff.  Tom Hermanesque

[Neonmoon 38126]

Napier ain’t making it past season 2

[59 Burst 434]

10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Is it me, or is RGIII a really weird dude? 

It seems like he tries to hard to be clever. 

[Dr. Teeth 5737]

All of those top 15 SEC teams and these two teams are some of the reasons they are there.