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5 pitches, men on 1st and 2nd…. And the human dream crusher at the plate.

Hammerin' Yordan!!

Can't throw it there

Boom.

 

fuck yeah.

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Can't set it up any better.

Good call

Ted is just a good a good motherfucker.  Love his being an Astro.

If you want to kill a rally, get Jose Abreu and Corey Julks up to the plate as quickly as possible. The only thing that could be more crushing is bringing Martin Maldonado up with men on base. 

nice to see another team do the stupid shit we would normally get caught doing.

Lulz....trade for Kwan...that was Astros like

Meyers would have thrown it to third

1 hour ago, rvm96 said:

I was just making a point that it seems like hitters are struggling more than usual. I didn't feel like doing a depth look so I just used the statistic that you brought up.

You didn’t make a point. You just threw out nonsense that was irrelevant to the conversation. This isn’t going to get better for you. I guess I am kind of excited that you don’t realize that and you’re going to keep showing up to pull the bookshelf on top of yourself. 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

You didn’t make a point. You just threw out nonsense that was irrelevant to the conversation. This isn’t going to get better for you. I guess I am kind of excited that you don’t realize that and you’re going to keep showing up to pull the bookshelf on top of yourself. 

we've got a delicate ecosystem going on over here.

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You didn’t make a point. You just threw out nonsense that was irrelevant to the conversation. This isn’t going to get better for you. I guess I am kind of excited that you don’t realize that and you’re going to keep showing up to pull the bookshelf on top of yourself. 

At least triple a JP somehow got another quality start tonight. And agree to disagree regarding how that was irrelevant.

On 7/26/2023 at 7:48 PM, UTPhil2006 said:

Julks 0/21

NOW he’s 3/50

It’s great watching Jose Altuve playing baseball and smiling/laughing at Minute Maid.

Scootblan

So if Altuve slid into the bag there and then came off he's at risk to being tagged out



Meyers would have lobbed it to third


Fixed

Lets not give him too much credit

Yordan ain’t gonna see shit to hit in this AB

19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

If you want to kill a rally, get Jose Abreu and Corey Julks up to the plate as quickly as possible. The only thing that could be more crushing is bringing Martin Maldonado up with men on base. 

Dude you are one negative mf.  Such a beating.  How can this be enjoyable for you.

We need the ump that made Yuli put his back pocket in last year make Jose Abreu button his shirt

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credit the stadium music player with "born to be wild".  Corny but love it when played. 
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Tell him to work on a "stop doing the wave" mix

On 4/5/2023 at 9:01 AM, closetojumping said:

 

Y'all can archive this and tell me what a fucking idiot I am when nothing changes from Baker and the team is better than 25 and 30 in late May. I'll be happy if that is the case. I actually think 25-30 is an optimistic w/l outlook before JA's return without material behavioral changes from a septuagenarian who was just rewarded immensely for doing what he's doing right now. I like Dusty, but this year ain't that year. Texas opened the 2010 season 3-0 and those of us who were handwringing were told we were being negative and things were the same as they ever were. 

Fun fact the Astros had 39 wins before they got 30 losses so I will call you a fucking idiot.

Against a lefty. Julks and Meyers should just bunt so they can say they contributed.

Yainer with multiple hits. Gonna have to sit the next 2 or 3 games at least. 

1 hour ago, WBT said:

5th on the team in position player fWAR.  More than Dubon and Julks combined with fewer ABs than both.

 

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Two straight walks for Peña will keep his ops above .660 for another day.  If it gets to .650, Bregman needs to rescind his parking privileges.

Is there a clause in Stanek's contract that says he can't have an easy inning? 

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