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Inshallah the mullahs get the Ceausescu treatment in 2026. What a beautiful country and brilliant civilization that deserves so much better. Would also completely upend militant Islamism, which is running out of steam worldwide anyway.

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1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Inshallah the mullahs get the Ceausescu treatment in 2026. What a beautiful country and brilliant civilization that deserves so much better. Would also completely upend militant Islamism, which is running out of steam worldwide anyway.

I think they get flown out, between this and Russia starting to truly feel the effects of Ukraine, it could be a much better start to the year than we had a year ago.

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I think they get flown out, between this and Russia starting to truly feel the effects of Ukraine, it could be a much better start to the year than we had a year ago.

I wonder what this would do to Russian drone supply if it advances?

9 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I wonder what this would do to Russian drone supply if it advances?

Russia is making most of its Gerans indigenously.

Iran should threaten to intervene the next time Trump’s Gestapo attacks peaceful American protesters

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I think they get flown out, between this and Russia starting to truly feel the effects of Ukraine, it could be a much better start to the year than we had a year ago.

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I think they get flown out, between this and Russia starting to truly feel the effects of Ukraine, it could be a much better start to the year than we had a year ago.

Underrated LOL story of 2025 is Assad flying his lackey with him to Moscow just so he could stick him with the hotel bill.

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3 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Iran should threaten to intervene the next time Trump’s Gestapo attacks peaceful American protesters

Only if they shots and kills peaceful American protestor.

So there are reports the Russians and Chinese are flying in lots of hardware to help the regime put down the protests, but I'm still wondering if those aircraft are really there to fly people out. Supposedly up to 70 cities are protesting, and you see stuff like this:

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

So there are reports the Russians and Chinese are flying in lots of hardware to help the regime put down the protests, but I'm still wondering if those aircraft are really there to fly people out. Supposedly up to 70 cities are protesting, and you see stuff like this:

The Chinese might fly them somewhere but the CCP is not going to allow a bunch of Shia mullahs and IRGC types into China. Actually a really interesting theoretical on who might.

18 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Chinese might fly them somewhere but the CCP is not going to allow a bunch of Shia mullahs and IRGC types into China. Actually a really interesting theoretical on who might.

The list of nations in the Middle East/Southwest Asia where they could be safe/would be welcomed is basically...nobody. A few spring to mind, but they would be too close to the Israelis or the Saudis (or one or the other could reach out and get them).

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The list of nations in the Middle East/Southwest Asia where they could be safe/would be welcomed is basically...nobody. A few spring to mind, but they would be too close to the Israelis or the Saudis (or one or the other could reach out and get them).

Russia has to be one of the leaders in the clubhouse and even then it would only be just a few of the really top echelon. Ain’t no one opening the doors for the IRCG folks.

“Never live your life where asylum in Moscow is a possibility” is solid life advice. But I think these people either crush the protests or or go down with the ship.

Good background listen for those not following too closely. It is odd that protestors are calling for the return of the Shah. Lane Kiffin, you’re up!

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On 1/3/2026 at 10:33 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Good background listen for those not following too closely. It is odd that protestors are calling for the return of the Shah. Lane Kiffin, you’re up!

It’s not odd at all they are calling for HRH Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi if you knew anything about Iran or Iranians. 100%, true blood Iranians have a longing in their soul for the return of their Shahanshah Aryamehr. Iran had shahs for 2,500 years. Monarchy is coming back and leftists will be drowning in their tears with the fall of Venezuela and Iranian regimes. Our Cuban brothers who have been suffering for 60+ years will be freed soon.

On 1/22/2025 at 5:49 PM, InkaUtexas said:

Or hijacked by some Thai pirates in the Malacca straits. Wait, disregard, NetFlix needs a new series plot.

I hear they're into malaccas.

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

It’s not odd at all they are calling for HRH Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi if you knew anything about Iran or Iranians. 100%, true blood Iranians have a longing in their soul for the return of their Shahanshah Aryamehr. Iran had shahs for 2,500 years.

They are your people, and they love you well. In holdfasts all across the realm, men lift secret toasts to your health while women sew dragon banners and hide them against the day of your return from across the water.

I wish the Iranian protestors well and hope for their success. I also hope we stay out of it.

Fortunately we don't have anybody in the country who could be taken hostage this time.

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

It’s not odd at all they are calling for HRH Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi if you knew anything about Iran or Iranians. 100%, true blood Iranians have a longing in their soul for the return of their Shahanshah Aryamehr. Iran had shahs for 2,500 years. Monarchy is coming back and leftists will be drowning in their tears with the fall of Venezuela and Iranian regimes. Our Cuban brothers who have been suffering for 60+ years will be freed soon.

Just to clarify I don't care about the fall of the Venezuelan regime. I would just rather we didn't do it.

The idea I would shed tears over any of those assholes is laughable.

13 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Just to clarify I don't care about the fall of the Venezuelan regime. I would just rather we didn't do it.

The idea I would shed tears over any of those assholes is laughable.

Would you shed tears over my asshole?

Just now, MissingInAction said:

Would you shed tears over my asshole?

Of course he would. Because

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Just now, MissingInAction said:

Would you shed tears over my asshole?

Of course.

2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

It’s not odd at all they are calling for HRH Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi if you knew anything about Iran or Iranians. 100%, true blood Iranians have a longing in their soul for the return of their Shahanshah Aryamehr. Iran had shahs for 2,500 years. Monarchy is coming back and leftists will be drowning in their tears with the fall of Venezuela and Iranian regimes. Our Cuban brothers who have been suffering for 60+ years will be freed soon.

I"m only a half breed, but I don't get the impression this is true.

Pahlavi is very popular with older Iranian expats. Inside the country, I don't think the majority feel the same way. Particularly the very large younger population. My "true blood" Iranian family members simply want the regime gone, they'd be fine with Pahlavi but not married to it at all.

4 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I"m only a half breed, but I don't get the impression this is true.

Pahlavi is very popular with older Iranian expats. Inside the country, I don't think the majority feel the same way. Particularly the very large younger population. My "true blood" Iranian family members simply want the regime gone, they'd be fine with Pahlavi but not married to it at all.

I can show you countless videos of people inside Iran of all ages proclaiming their love and desire for the return of Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi. In fact, I just saw a member of Artesh (the regular army not IRGC) burn a picture of Khamenei and proclaim his loyalty to our future Shahanshah. He has been actively getting military and others in the government to pledge loyalty to him clandestinely to collapse the regime. There are reports that Khamenei is looking to flee the country. Once we see him and the other parasites who have gotten rich sucking the lifeblood of our ancestral homeland hopping on flights to Dubai and Moscow, this regime will topple and RP will come back as a transitional leader with a vote to see if the people want him to assume the Peacock Throne. Pahlavi is the ONLY person who has widespread appeal in countless surveys to serve as a transitional leader. The people love his grandfather and father - they modernized Iran.

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I thought the Pahlevis were usurpers who only ran the country a short time before they got booted out.

But what do I know? My only concern is that monarchy isn't just a mascot like in Sweden or the UK or something in that part of the world. They tend to actually want to control things.

But really none of my business. If that is what the Iranians want, may they get it.

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On 1/2/2026 at 8:58 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Russia has to be one of the leaders in the clubhouse and even then it would only be just a few of the really top echelon. Ain’t no one opening the doors for the IRCG folks.

“Never live your life where asylum in Moscow is a possibility” is solid life advice. But I think these people either crush the protests or or go down with the ship.

I bet Putin will make them a cash offer they can't refuse. Probably even throw in a toilet.

CHIEF

This is huge. Qom is the breeding ground for the mullahs with the seminaries that spawned velayat e faqih and the system of government that has impoverished and enslaved an entire nation. The symbolism is massive. The mullahs Vatican City is getting overrun

Great news! Keep it going Iranians.

A rare moment I don't hate a Macklemore post...or song.

hopefully they got the guns. There is no way Iran can be freed without shooting mullahs and their sycophants in the IRGC

28 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I thought the Pahlevis were usurpers who only ran the country a short time before they got booted out.

This--I wouldn't overly rely on @Macklemore's Pahlavi affection as broad based. Reza Pahlavi was basically deposed and it wasn't because the masses loved Khomeini, it was because the middle classes were weary of inflation, the elites were tired of the security apparatus, the military was looking to us and the Brits for cues (which were withheld for lack of consensus and the misunderstanding that Khomeini was more moderate), and Reza Shah was weird, superstitious and played his poker hand terribly.

Modern Iran is basically the textbook example of why we should all be afraid of surrendering the levers of legitimate power to revolutionary groups.

1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

They are your people, and they love you well. In holdfasts all across the realm, men lift secret toasts to your health while women sew dragon banners and hide them against the day of your return from across the water.

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4 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

A view of a very depressing cocktail party in Moscow pretty soon with Assad, Khamenei, Maduro, and other misfits?

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Would you shed tears over my asshole?

i made this rejoice GIF

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

i made this rejoice GIF

I’ve not seen that many assholes that I consider to be beautiful, so I don’t care what most look like, but I’m intrigued that you think MIA’s asshole is beautiful.

3 hours ago, Macklemore said:

It’s not odd at all they are calling for HRH Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi if you knew anything about Iran or Iranians. 100%, true blood Iranians have a longing in their soul for the return of their Shahanshah Aryamehr. Iran had shahs for 2,500 years. Monarchy is coming back and leftists will be drowning in their tears with the fall of Venezuela and Iranian regimes. Our Cuban brothers who have been suffering for 60+ years will be freed soon

Dan Marino Holy Shit GIF

39 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Color me very skeptical about this. I don't believe Khameini has ever left Iran since he took over in 1989. He's old as fuck and his duty within the regime is to die as a martyr. The regime has younger prospects lined up behind him to take over.

The problem with Iran is there is so much bullshit/propaganda/lying. It's hard to take any news seriously and predict what's gonna happen.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’ve not seen that many assholes that I consider to be beautiful, so I don’t care what most look like, but I’m intrigued that you think MIA’s asshole is beautiful.

I'm sure it'd make people's eyes water.

2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

I can show you countless videos of people inside Iran of all ages proclaiming their love and desire for the return of Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi. In fact, I just saw a member of Artesh (the regular army not IRGC) burn a picture of Khamenei and proclaim his loyalty to our future Shahanshah. He has been actively getting military and others in the government to pledge loyalty to him clandestinely to collapse the regime. There are reports that Khamenei is looking to flee the country. Once we see him and the other parasites who have gotten rich sucking the lifeblood of our ancestral homeland hopping on flights to Dubai and Moscow, this regime will topple and RP will come back as a transitional leader with a vote to see if the people want him to assume the Peacock Throne. Pahlavi is the ONLY person who has widespread appeal in countless surveys to serve as a transitional leader. The people love his grandfather and father - they modernized Iran.

just gotta hope that all of this happens before we deport you

I sincerely hope the mullahs try their best to convert all Russians to Islam and may they wish death on all infidels who refuse. Inshallah!!!

Videos of Iranians protesting and chanting HRH Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi will return as Shahanshah.

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1) The Iranian people should decide their path.

2) Imagine licking boots for 45 years, then begging to lick a different boot.

I'm an American, I believe in liberty, and I believe that monarchs are good for precisely one thing: wetting guillotine blades with their arterial blood. But I understand that many people cannot fight off their impulse to be bootlickers, so there we are.

sic semper tyrannis and whatnot

Oh and

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According to the June 2024 survey, about 21% of Iranians would prefer a monarchy (16% for a unitary government under a monarch; 5% for a federal government under a monarch).

Keep in mind you guys are communicating with Icono, who: a) has a weird fetish for monarchies (see his earlier laments about the US not being a monarchy, as well as his strong support for the British Crown, and b) is a bald-faced liar who insisted for over a year that he's not Icono despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
https://gamaan.org/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/Iranians-Political-Preferences-in-2024-GAMAAN-Report-English.pdf

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14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

1) The Iranian people should decide their path.

2) Imagine licking boots for 45 years, then begging to lick a different boot.

I'm an American, I believe in liberty, and I believe that monarchs are good for precisely one thing: wetting guillotine blades with their arterial blood. But I understand that many people cannot fight off their impulse to be bootlickers, so there we are.

People wanted George Washington as the new US king, but he refused. It’s just what people know as the traditional structure, they just want someone in the role who is not a complete turd. Hard to know or find that person.

Imagine our history is Washington decided to become king? We as Americans have had 200+ years of thinking our way is right, but what other people have known as “normal” is much different around the globe. When we assume they expect and think like us we are often surprised.

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