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Dangerous Diarrhea Diverts Delta


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I've seen them turn away people at the jetway for being too drunk to fly.  Their worry is they'll cause a scene and have the plane diverted costing the airline a ton of money.  I've heard them ask how much a person has had to drink before/during their time in the terminal.  

Why can't we carry that over into "what have you had to eat today, ma'am?"  If the response is, "Before I left home, some old bean dip and a bowl of grape nuts.  Then, Near gate 3, I had 2 cups of straight Popeye's gravy-shooters style.  A diet A&W root beer with my Cinnabon.  Two pork tacos, medium rare.  And because I'm a platinum member, all the espresso I could drink in the Club."  That person doesn't get to board either.  

 

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Yeah this is my biggest travel fear so I will not shame her. I feel awful for her. There’s basically nothing you can do when nature calls 

I mean part of me worries for the person but I’ve never uncontrollably shit myself, much less shit myself so badly that a plane was diverted. Unless this person was unconscious from illness, they fucked up. There are internal warnings before you completely lose control of your bowels 

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2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

I mean part of me worries for the person but I’ve never uncontrollably shit myself, much less shit myself so badly that a plane was diverted. Unless this person was unconscious from illness, they fucked up. There are internal warnings before you completely lose control of your bowels 

But...I mean....sometimes it DOES just sneak up on ya....

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The flight on Tuesday 13 February was transporting travellers from Amsterdam to Detroit, Michigan, when a passenger’s suitcase containing rotting fish was in the overhead bin and opened up resulting in maggots falling onto passengers and the plane turning around

 

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11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

when a passenger’s suitcase containing rotting fish was in the overhead bin and opened up resulting in maggots falling onto passengers and the plane turning around

this is the actual shit TSA should be looking for.  whoever that was should be banned from air travel for the rest of their lives (along with people who stick their feet onto your armrest from the row behind)

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16 minutes ago, elfenix said:

this is the actual shit TSA should be looking for.  whoever that was should be banned from air travel for the rest of their lives (along with people who stick their feet onto your armrest from the row behind)

Along with the people who use the seat in front of them to pull their fat ass self out of their own seat 

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'Maggots on a Plane' starring Samuel L. Jackson.  Coming to theaters this April.

"THERE ARE MOTHER FUCKING MAGGOTS ON THIS GODDAMN PLANE!"  

I mean, they're really just super-small snakes.  That cause all kinds of intestinal diseases.  This could be something...

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22 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

'Maggots on a Plane' starring Samuel L. Jackson.  Coming to theaters this April.

 

It could also be used for Idris Elbas' S2 of Hijack on Apple+, which everyone is trying to figure out how he'd ever be on another plane that gets hijacked. Just when you thought it was safe to return to the skies, "Hijacked by Maggots."

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On 9/5/2023 at 6:59 PM, chainsaw said:

There but for the grace of pepto bismol go I

Heck with that,give me a handful of Imodium AD multi symptom tablets, problem is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You won't shit again for 1 to 2 weeks.

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