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Everybody talk at once: the GOP Debate


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1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Menthol cigarette ban helps cartels?

Um, how?

Let me take a stab at it.

Menthols are more popular with black smokers. 
Black people use drugs. 
When black folks can’t get their Newports they buy more drugs instead. 
QED

That sounds like plausible white supremacist logic. 

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2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Ron met three mugging victims this week? 

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Fucking hell! Every single time these unlucky Republican gentlemen get within 50 miles of a big city, they're absolutely accosted by distraught mugging victims and homeless junkies mainlining heroin while shitting on the sidewalks. Why are we not doing more to prevent this, people???

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9 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

If I were Meatball Ron’s campaign manager, at this point I’d just say he has IBS and is grimacing because he’s struggling to hold in diarrhea.  Is that a great solution?  Probably not.  But it’s all we got, and it’s better than the alternative where everyone thinks he’s an alien wearing a skin suit.  

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9 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

If I were Meatball Ron’s campaign manager, at this point I’d just say he has IBS and is grimacing because he’s struggling to hold in diarrhea.  Is that a great solution?  Probably not.  But it’s all we got, and it’s better than the alternative where everyone thinks he’s an alien wearing a skin suit.  

If I were his campaign manager, I'd be looking for a new gig. He's done.  MAGA will not forgive him for mentioning Trump's spending, and he's given the Biden campaign a helluva commercial.

I know he probably rehearsed the hell out of that line, and was proud he pulled it off, but *oof* that was it for him.

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To be fair, his "that was it for him" moment was the first time that he opened his mouth on a national stage, and Joe Public realized that that's the voice/human-like thing behind the mythical Twitter creation of the bold Florida governor single-handedly fighting socialism and the woke agenda.

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12 hours ago, BamaATL said:

What is a Doug Burgum? 

He's a the first man to ever survive a double caterpillar eyebrow transplant.  Why do you ask?

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I think he's governor of one of the Dakotas.  The one without Kristi Noem.  

 

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The debate stage last night was really a behind the scenes snapshot of what the GOP is today.  A group of children, talking over each other, and refusing to engage in debate, and having absolutely no class or manners.

What is the difference between that debate stage and McCarthy leading discussions with the nimrods wanting to shut down the government?  Not a damn thing!  They are identical.  This is the party of children, and the party of liars.  And their kids are gonna be as fucked up as they are.

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17 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’ve never seen the moderators talk over each other, but here we are.  Vivek Ramaswami is doing mad libs and Desantis has props. 

Eyebrows.

I just had to come by and say the thread title gave me a hearty chuckle. I did not watch one second of that shitshow, but I know it applies.

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