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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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12 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

That merch and yard signs hyperlink seems suspect

It's a really ugly URL, I agree, but it's the direct link provided by the TCDP's official Facebook Group page. The webpage itself looks extraordinarily unprofessional but is safe.

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4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

It's a really ugly URL, I agree, but it's the direct link provided by the TCDP's official Facebook Group page. The webpage itself looks extraordinarily unprofessional but is safe.

Yes. TCDP is extraordinarily unprofessional but a danger to no one, especially statewide Republicans. 

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

It's a really ugly URL, I agree, but it's the direct link provided by the TCDP's official Facebook Group page. The webpage itself looks extraordinarily unprofessional but is safe.

Yeah it's probably being routed through some platform that takes a cut. Thanks for the info

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Yes. TCDP is extraordinarily unprofessional but a danger to no one, especially statewide Republicans. 

Just you wait. DA Garza will activate Antifa any day now and all the reps from Longview will be screwed

3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

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Funny story. She popped up on the local news up here in Dallas last night talking about Eddie Garcia’s move down there. 
 

I was like,

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When she runs for Governor of Texas, are you going to vote for her just for the lulz?

6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Just you wait. DA Garza will activate Antifa any day now and all the reps from Longview will be screwed

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2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I don't care if vapers vote for Trump. Fuck 'em all.

They are the Crossfitters of the smoking world  or the MAGA of the smoking world.

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Trump can't do it because it pisses of old Republicans.

They’re gonna be pissed when he loses, so he might as well.

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7 hours ago, HenryJames said:
7 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

From the link, Green’s wife’s courtesy PSA to save future innocent congressman from being led astray by some jezebel:

Not the Onion.

 

She’s in her mid-to-late 50S and just got dumped by her hubby of 35 years for a younger woman?

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Walz debate prep underway with Pete Buttigieg as Vance stand-in

He'll face off with Sen. JD Vance on Oct. 1 in New York City.

On the topic of debates, I posted videos of both VP candidates in debate mode

Vance:

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Walz:

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I think Buttigieg is one of the best if not THE best stand-in for Vance.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:


What happens if states don’t certify before that day in January?

It will. Relax 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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26 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Yes. TCDP is extraordinarily unprofessional but a danger to no one, especially statewide Republicans. 

Fucking.  Seriously.

Want to know how fantastic and professional this outfit is?  Scroll the bottom.  Where there's a box telling you "BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE AUSTIN FOR HILLARY TEAM."  FFS, people.

I know eleventy million Dems in this town.  Surely there's fucking ONE that they could call and say "hey, could you design a website that looks like it was made after 2003, and, you know, maybe get all the language and shit correct?"

But, then, I've met the last couple of chairs of the TCDP.  To say that I do not think well of the past one is....an understatement.  To say that the current one has not impressed is....an understatement.

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I had never heard of the skank or this Lizzard dude until 15 minutes ago.  You people are fucking weird.

Tell me this is the first time you've paid close attention to a US election without telling me.

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Gritty is ready to take on any shenanigans. 

8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Calling my shot = she gets 325. All the swing states + Iowa.

The trends are clear and the GOP is self destructing. The Walz effect puts her over the top in Iowa.

I want to think FL could flip but Trump just seems like the perfect FloridaMan 

Just now, texastough said:

Calling my shot = she gets 325. All the swing states + Iowa.

The trends are clear and the GOP is self destructing. The Walz effect puts her over the top in Iowa.

I want to think FL could flip but Trump just seems like the perfect FloridaMan 

Selzer still has Trump ahead but crazier things have happened

21 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Even if Dems flip the house, Trump still wins a EC tie unfortunately….

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7 hours ago, Derka said:

 

id love to see an ad featuring trump working on a pickup truck and explaining what he’s doing. 😂 man i hope the working class trumptards wake up and see who is really for them.

JD's version: "Here's an engine you find in a human's vehicle. It runs on oil with gasoline. It needs attention at times, so do whatever makes sense. Okay, I enjoyed this human communication."

5 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Even if Dems flip the house, Trump still wins a EC tie unfortunately….

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We sure the House delegations from 26 states would go Trump's way?

I haven't done the math. What happens in states like Maine?

2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

We sure the House delegations from 26 states would go Trump's way?

I haven't done the math. What happens in states like Maine?

Maine’s delegation is 2-0 D currently. It’s more what happens if a delegation is tied 7-7. So they just abstain?

It’s not going to the House. Everyone had these same fantasies in 16/20 too. It didn’t happen. 

Remember - Biden is still in office and has immunity. There’s nothing stopping him or the democrats from just as much fuckery in response to anything the Republicans / Trump pull. Prior to him stepping down, I wouldn’t think the Democrats had the back bone to actually fight. Now, maybe they do.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

More people voted by mail than in person in 2020 in VA. But I do like the enthusiasm! 

29 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Gritty is ready to take on any shenanigans. 

I wish he was going to troll some idiot at a landscaping company, next to a dildo shop, but alas that wouldn't be true.  NHL training camps opened today.  

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I wish he was going to troll some idiot at a landscaping company, next to a dildo shop, but alas that wouldn't be true.  NHL training camps opened today.  

Seriously?  Stanley Cup just finished 3 weeks ago. 

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Seriously?  Stanley Cup just finished 3 weeks ago. 

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The Harris Walz yard signs have started multiplying in northern Allegheny county in the last week and I am fully chuffed over what I saw today. I don’t care if I’m being overly optimistic or not. PA is telling this mother fucker to fuck the whole way off. 

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

More people voted by mail than in person in 2020 in VA. But I do like the enthusiasm! 

I'd be more interested in a comparison to say 1 in person in 2016. I don't see how 2020 tells you anything at all. 

44 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Tell me this is the first time you've paid close attention to a US election without telling me.

Not the first time at all. I’m just not as dorky as you lot and I’m pretty dorky. 

12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Seriously?  Stanley Cup just finished 3 weeks ago. 

Gritty doesn't like your tone

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The only time the GQP asks or demands for accountability of it's own members is when evidence mounts of his/her elect-ability  loser stench.

Fuck all these people but I'll have my popcorn ready when the tables turn on Trump as he finds himself on the way to prison and Trump napalms any last sign of the party trying to move on with his idiot MAGAts in tow.

We need to all push Harris across the finish line so we can bear witness to the self-immolation of the GQP.

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

I heard that over 50% is good.

4 hours ago, royiv said:

What are “kids?”

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I’ve seen enough, calling the election now for VP Kamala Harris as the 47th President of the United States of America. 

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Drove to Kilgore and back this week and saw almost aa many Harris signs as Trump ones. Wife and I couldn't believe it. 

6 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Drove to Kilgore and back this week and saw almost aa many Harris signs as Trump ones. Wife and I couldn't believe it. 

Was this on the North Loop?

Anybody watching From Russia with Lev on MSNBC? It’s good, but man, Trump is like a mafia king and the White House was run like the mafia. Hard to believe we as a country allowed him to be President. 

5 hours ago, chainsaw said:

He's going for that vaping podcast bro market. That's a good market.

RIP Mr. Hicks.  What I wouldn't give to hear him deliver just a 15 minute set about all the shit going on down here right now.  Most of which he called years ago along with the fact that we are all just vibrating imaginations of ourselves. It's just a ride.

"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.”

Dumbest fucking people - not only are the Republicans trying to keep the Haitian story alive in Springfield, you have somebody chime in from the audience with a story about their deployed American son, that makes absolutely no fucking sense.

During his #Springfield Town Hall, Vivek heard from a man who revealed that his son, deployed in Germany, is stuck there, because he was married over there, and has a baby on the way.

The man explained that his son will have to serve another four years in order to receive a Visa and Plane Ticket home.

Upon hearing this news, Vivek instructed the man to meet with him and his staff after the Town Hall in order to help spread this story. See for yourself:

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51 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

 

Apparently this is the PA elections guy. According to his bio and word of mouth.

36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Republicans trying to keep the Haitian story alive in Springfield,

 

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