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Some suspect line spraying they just did


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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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Lulz, Bud Norris sighting on Space City Phone Home.  What a chode.

He’s not even quad A anymore. That shit gets hit hard in double A.

I mean its blowing out. If our pussies can lift shit its gone too


Hell Abreu and his late ass swings may luck into a homer

Lulz. I’m done with JP and his gay mustache and leg kick. 

And we're done here, before we get out of the first. 

I thought JP was trying to get ejected after that HR. He should have called the ump a cocksucker.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

And we're done here, before we get out of the first. 

Been a common refrain.  We've got to get France and Brown unfucked or out of the rotation, one or the other.

That was very interesting. JP seemed to be screaming at Diaz

Espada looking his way too.

Bring back Maldy.

Never mind. Probably the ump[emoji23]

Fuck you blue. Whole different pitch at 0-2 than 2-0. Still shouldn’t have been there over the plate that much but that’s the kind of shit that snowballs.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

And we're done here, before we get out of the first. 

As a Cubs fan, let me just say that no Cubs lead is safe with Chicago's bullpen.  None.  Nada.

30 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lulz, Bud Norris sighting on Space City Phone Home.  What a chode.

Fuck that guy.

Javier sleeps wrong, gets a crick in his neck, and has to go on the IL.  These guys are pussies. 

Our staff is the worst in the majors in the 1st inning and the 8/9th innings. Not a good combination.

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

This must be the year the baseball gods punish us

Or time, injuries, and attrition finally caught up to us.

You could see this coming last season.

25 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I thought JP was trying to get ejected after that HR. He should have called the ump a cocksucker.

from the stands behind the Cubs dugout.

Well at least Scraps can make the dinner rush at Pequods 
Im in for the long haul...quit being pussies wind is blowing out drive the ball bitchboys
5 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Cue “I’d take Chris Carter today” drool emojis 

Holy shit.

Carter is still playing in the Mexican Leagues?!

100% bring him back.

in fact, we can pick him up this weekend!

Switching over to Oak Island. More signs of life there than with this team. 

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