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    Pretty perfect game to take a three year old to. Was over before he got too bored and got to see a couple homers. Thanks @UTPhil2006 for the suggestion about the first game certificate, had plenty of

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    Planet Houston

    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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This team is dog shit.  Can someone have a negative batting average?  Asking for a not friend.

tis a throwaway season, a setup for 2025.  We'll experiment a lot, won't play the SPs as much, take it easy - work on hitter technique.  2025 is serious business. 

6 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Switching over to Oak Island. More signs of life there than with this team. 

damn, making me wish I had the History Channel now.

What kinda pixie dust witch craft did ol’ Dusty bring to the park every day?  Cause we’re missing that. 

It’s a leadership issue in my shithouse opinion.  Locker room dynamics have changed for the worse.

We have a LOT of pitchers on the IL, too.

It’s amazing to me how hard it is for an average to continue to fall once you get below the Abreu line (.100)… yet, here he is continuing his March to .050.

 

0 for his last 21, average *only* dropped from .089 to .065

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Now would be a wonderful time for our cleanup hitter to stop fucking around and, you know, hit a HR. Or an XBH. Or do something to add to a whopping 5 RBIs on the season 

So Tauchmann's walk up is Mo Bamba

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

So Tauchmann's walk up is Mo Bamba


his first two home runs of the year

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

TK just dropped ….. it’s easy to watch all the games when you’re winning all the time …

 

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We match them in hit and have 2 runs they have 7.   Why bc we don't walk and our pitching staff walks everyone that will watch.

That was a really cool stadium experience. This team sucks. 

5 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

What does the back of France’s baseball card say???

I surrender

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Who’s gonna start the offseason thread?

I started looking at 2024/2025 free agent lists in the second inning tonight.

I had to pull my "sammy sosa" card in game 1....this is gonna be a long 3 days

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

I had to pull my "sammy sosa" card in game 1....this is gonna be a long 3 days

 

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49 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

It’s amazing to me how hard it is for an average to continue to fall once you get below the Abreu line (.100)… yet, here he is continuing his March to .050.

 

0 for his last 21, average *only* dropped from .089 to .065

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Yall in for Chicago bitching about this shit? I leave for Mexico City in 36 hours, having to watch this shit in another fucking country. 

 

If there is an opposite of King Midas that would be Dana Brown, everything he touches, turn to shit. 

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Yall in for Chicago bitching about this shit? I leave for Mexico City in 36 hours, having to watch this shit in another fucking country. 

 

If the food doesn’t give you Montezuma’s  revenge Abrue’s batting avg. should have things coming out of both ends.

3 hours ago, Ichabod said:

Framber supposedly starting in Mexico City

Orale!

15 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Yall in for Chicago bitching about this shit? I leave for Mexico City in 36 hours, having to watch this shit in another fucking country. 

 


watch the Bourdain Mexico City episode 

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


watch the Bourdain Mexico City episode 

Bourdain has a higher WAR than Abreu right now. 

35 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Yall in for Chicago bitching about this shit? I leave for Mexico City in 36 hours, having to watch this shit in another fucking country. 

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after the deep dish and al pastor, chas won't have room for the banana pudding

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8 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Bourdain has a higher WAR than Abreu right now. 

 

I am developing a new found fondness for Dana Brown. 
Homie is straight gangsta. 
Any GM that can drive to work everyday keep a straight face, while collecting a paycheck, looking up at The Angels and the A’s from the cellar is a stone cold assassin. 

Let's just win a game today.  

Hey we are undefeated this year in games where it is in the 30s so we ave that going for us

22 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Hey we are undefeated this year in games where it is in the 30s so we ave that going for us

Gonna need some pregame Malort at those temps 

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Some reason they choose not to Count Yainers double or Meyer’s HR last night? 

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Some reason they choose not to Count Yainers double or Meyer’s HR last night? 

Posted before last night's game. I think it was saved on my clipboard and I didn't double check the link before positng. 

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

...so we ave that going for us.

 

Right you are, guv'na. 

23 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Some reason they choose not to Count Yainers double or Meyer’s HR last night? 

Boom…..Headshot MFer’s. That’s better than a win in some Aggies mind.

It's really hard to believe this team is just 2 years from their last World Series win. Still not out of it yet, but it ain't looking good either.  

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

It's really hard to believe this team is just 2 years from their last World Series win. Still not out of it yet, but it ain't looking good either.  

2 years ago, the Astros had the best pitching staff in baseball and now, it’s possibly the worst.

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