Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread

[Macklemore 2905]

So weird there is no game tonight.

[Scraps 13518]

So weird there is no game tonight.

Thank God

[Guadaloopy 10890]

 

21 minutes ago, Scraps said:

22 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

So weird there is no game tonight.

Thank God

Yup... imma enjoy my Friday night. 

 

Wait.  What's that you say?  TX/OU play tonight?  Fuck it.  I'm ready to have my weekend ruined.  

[UTexasFight 9362]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

I'll take "worst picture ever for $1000 Alex...i mean Ken...or Miyam or whoever the fuck"
 

Haha.

Yep.

dont need the face, just the bicep to know who it is 

[Scraps 13518]

Thoughts?

:popcorn:

[Mez2 4020]

Fuck Bud Selig? 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

2 hours ago, Mez2 said:

Fuck Bud Selig? 

 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

 

[LCHorn 2570]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Zero regrets letting him go, regardless of the shitty start to the season.  

[Wulaw Horn 18936]

I will always have this in my life. I snapped and sent to Andrew before the Maldy HR. Absolutely amazeballs. 

[TonyTexas 10467]

The O/U for tonight’s game in Mexico City is 16. We’ll probably get shutout. 

[TonyTexas 10467]

We’ll always have that 0.2 IP

 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

10 hours ago, LCHorn said:

Zero regrets letting him go, regardless of the shitty start to the season.  

hitting .087 , 4 of 46 

 

[UTPhil2006 3785]

26 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

We’ll always have that 0.2 IP

 

Wulaw isn’t gonna like that when he sees it 

Edited April 27 by UTPhil2006

[Beau Vine 53845]

[Scraps 13518]

The O/U for tonight’s game in Mexico City is 16. We’ll probably get shutout. 

Yeah if Abreu can't hit a homer in the altitude there then ge probably is not hitting one ever again

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

31 minutes ago, Scraps said:

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

The O/U for tonight’s game in Mexico City is 16. We’ll probably get shutout. 

Yeah if Abreu can't hit a homer in the altitude there then ge probably is not hitting one ever again

he should not hit a HR or even get a hit because he should not be allowed to play in the Majors ever again.

[Scraps 13518]

he should not hit a HR or even get a hit because he should not be allowed to play in the Majors ever again.

Well yeah but we all know thats not happening so deal with it

[UTexasFight 9362]

4 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I will always have this in my life. I snapped and sent to Andrew before the Maldy HR. Absolutely amazeballs. 

I’m more interested in the convo with Scipio and Boone on the merits of one’s physical ailings vis a vis mental fortitude 

[Wulaw Horn 18936]

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I’m more interested in the convo with Scipio and Boone on the merits of one’s physical ailings vis a vis mental fortitude 

It was a joke. We were mocking unnamed sources. 

[LCHorn 2570]

I like that you continue to use his internet handle as his name in real life.  If I ever meet @closetojumping I’m going to repeat his handle frequently and over enunciate each time while winking at him.  

[closetojumping 62033]

51 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I like that you continue to use his internet handle as his name in real life.  If I ever meet @closetojumping I’m going to repeat his handle frequently and over enunciate each time while winking at him.  

I’ve known henryjames in person for like 23 years and still basically just call him henry. 

[UTexasFight 9362]

I’m seeing a lot of Astros fans in the metropolitan cathedral.

 

hoping this means we’re about to see a turnaround and their not all here for last rites. 

[Scraps 13518]

[Beau Vine 53845]

Blanco's change is going to make him immune to the altitude issues, right?  Asking for both of my FL teams...

[Macklemore 2905]

I’m sorry Baggy, Abreu is not going to be fine.

 

[TejasPedro 1849]

Go home Baggy, estas barracho. 

[UTexasFight 9362]

18 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I’m sorry Baggy, Abreu is not going to be fine.

 

Ooof

thats not going to age well 

[WBT 20376]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

The O/U for tonight’s game in Mexico City is 16. We’ll probably get shutout. 

Yeah if Abreu can't hit a homer in the altitude there then he probably is not hitting one ever again

 

Edited April 27 by WBT

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[WBT 20376]

So we're starting Cabbage but also still starting Abreu.  When are we going to get serious about trying to win some games?

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Hopefully the astros org had this guy visit the locker room … 

 

[TejasPedro 1849]

Vamos!

[Wulaw Horn 18936]

Did Jake Meyers fuck Espada’s wife?  

[UTexasFight 9362]

31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Hopefully the astros org had this guy visit the locker room … 

 

I smelled that stuff. That dude better not be on the same plane as me  on Monday. 
he ain’t gonna smell right until October.

[Guadaloopy 10890]

22 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Vamos!

 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Let’s F’n Go !!!!!!

[cabowabo 4446]

Abreu is a god damned train wreck. 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Fuck 

[WBT 20376]

fucking Abreu

This has to be a bit right.

[TejasPedro 1849]

This team is on the spectrum.

[Rip76 4901]

Get you some cabbage.

[WBT 20376]

Cabbage now tied with Abreu in xbh on the season

rbi machine now 0 for 18 w/ risp

[WBT 20376]

that one he catches

[WBT 20376]

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Did Jake Meyers fuck Espada’s wife?  

Have to lower the minimum batted balls for him to show up, but there he is in 2nd place

[Rip76 4901]

Crushed

[tx 3 putt 75959]

[WBT 20376]

Hammerin' Yordan!

[tx 3 putt 75959]