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On 7/17/2021 at 9:49 PM, brakeman said:

 

The Sun was angry that day, my friends.  Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.  

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43 minutes ago, Lobo said:

The Sun was angry that day, my friends.  Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.  

I tell ya those plasma tornadoes were 10 stories high if they were a foot. 

Pos rep.  Judges would also have accepted, "I tell ya those plasma tornadoes were as big as Jupiter if they were are a Dwarf." 

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

The Sun was angry that day, my friends.  Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.  

I wonder how my friends and I in the energy industry caused that. 

We now know that Hydraulic fracturing does not cause the sun to emit massive plasma flares, but rather Hyperion fracturing...where we have damaged the Greek Titan God of the Sun and this is him lashing out in anger.  

22 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

If the next 30 seconds didn't involve the pole snapping in 1/2 or the line breaking off, then I def. want to see how this ends.

sadly, it never went that far. lure wasn't set and was sent flying out of the fishes mouth and water. that wouldn't been one hell of a fight. no way that rod and line could've landed that fish.

that is well's catfish. supposedly that's a medium sized one. i'd hate to see a large one. 

here's the video.

 

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48 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I bet there were far fewer bar fights back then. 
And I for one appreciate the second guy- every time he tried to take a drink of his beer, the reporter asked him a question. Every time I try to take a bite of my meal. 
And of course the T.G. Sheppard “I loved ‘em every one.”  

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

That robot had a better sense of rhythm than my 9 YO daughter. 

44 minutes ago, Superhero said:

That robot had a better sense of rhythm than my 9 YO daughter. 

You need to send her to this school

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1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

I bet there were far fewer bar fights back then. 

well, yea...gay men do not like to fight.

Tom Cruise.

i will jump off almost any cliff, tree, bridge over water. this, i won't do.

mofo does a flip with 3/4 twist.

 

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

Theodore Kaczynski.

Smaller soles were to hide his actual footsize.

That's a good holy shit

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

Theodore Kaczynski.

Smaller soles were to hide his actual footsize.

If so that is genius. I remember watching the Ice man diaries on HBO when I was younger. He was a bad man

The Jawas also wore smaller soles to hide their numbers.  

27 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

The first image in the drone is Kjeragbolten, the second is pulpit rock, both on the west coast of Norway. Both very popular tourist spots.


Pulpit rock is more accessible, I’ve been to the top and the bottom (by boat from Stavanger). It’s in a lot of movies, including the most recent Mission Impossible. It’s just as intimidating and striking in person as it appears on the video. people really do sit on the edge and dangle their feet. Not me.
 

Kjeragbolten, on the other hand, I have not been to and would not stand on if I had been there. It’s very common for people to do it, and I know a lot of people that have done it. But not me! 

1 hour ago, Pdawg88 said:

If so that is genius. I remember watching the Ice man diaries on HBO when I was younger. He was a bad man

not sure if you’re joking.

but richard kuklinski was the iceman. ted kaczynski was the unabomber. 

How many sociopathic mass murdering polaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  

Three.  

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

not sure if you’re joking.

but richard kuklinski was the iceman. ted kaczynski was the unabomber. 

But did they both kill people? I rest my case

 

yeah I fucked that one up

4 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

But did they both kill people? I rest my case

 

yeah I fucked that one up

no biggie. that movie was cool. 

52 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

Fuck flooding in China covid starting pieces of shit

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

I don't know about where to find memes or how to make them.  But that one of the dog with the coffee in the fire.  Yeah, the guy in black shirt with arms crossed, if he's not the next "This is Fine" meme, the internet sucks.  

38 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I don't know about where to find memes or how to make them.  But that one of the dog with the coffee in the fire.  Yeah, the guy in black shirt with arms crossed, if he's not the next "This is Fine" meme, the internet sucks.  

The best part is that the train is still running . . .

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

The best part is that the train is still running . . .

Well duh, they had an infrastructure week to roll on with. 

That's amazing though, that so many people good at math would get on there without realizing that if there were already almost at the point (if the level kept rising) where the volume/pressure inside would negate their ability to open up the windows/doors.  I know that's a thing, but admittedly I don't know how it's calculated...just something about how to get out of a car if it goes underwater.  All I do know is the fact that the water looks like bourbon street without 3 weeks of sanitation removal after Mardi Gras got poured over the nightmares of raw fish nightmares with some random pieces of masking tape...and people just looked around like "Yep, they'll keep making all the stops."  

It's the Chinese Subway Conundrum.  If the water is rising at x level, and your stop is in y minutes...how long until you can no longer exit the train and/or drown.  The answer of course is you die of TB. 

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But did he ever return? 

NO! He never returned.

And his fate is still unlearned...poor Charlie.

He might ride forever 'neath the streets of...

44 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

In a country of 1.4B people, if a few die, will anyone notice?

The more important question is, who has more freedom, the single man in China or the married man in the US?

9 hours ago, Lobo said:

But did he ever return? 

NO! He never returned.

And his fate is still unlearned...poor Charlie.

He might ride forever 'neath the streets of...

Damn. That's a throwback ref right there. Well done.

I bet there were far fewer bar fights back then. 
And I for one appreciate the second guy- every time he tried to take a drink of his beer, the reporter asked him a question. Every time I try to take a bite of my meal. 
And of course the T.G. Sheppard “I loved ‘em every one.”  

Weird, but I kinda get it. It’s like cigar rooms at a country club or drinking beer in your garage alone. Sometimes you just want to be in a place where women aren’t going to be around

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