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Unsolicited, unrelated to any current topic of conversation, and the first anyone had heard anything about the idea, "So when can I start buying low-quality items on Temu and then selling them to other people for higher prices?" 

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Doomlet: What does "humanitarian" mean? 

Mrs. Doom: It means to be concerned with doing nice things for people and helping others. 

Doomlet: It doesn't mean cannibalism? 

Spoiler

*he thought that the -tarian suffix meant that whatever precedes it is what makes up the bulk of a person's diet, as in "vegetarian." 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...
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My parents have been staying with us over the summer. My mom has been a HUGE help around the house and making dinner. My son has been enjoying her cooking.

Me: Ah-ma is only staying with us until Friday. Do you want her to make you anything?

10 YO boy: Awww... I like her cooking.   *pause*  Actually her cooking is just passively better, but It's just better than what mommy makes, which is really bad.

 

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  • 2 weeks later...
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Got a frantic call to come meet him near the playground in order to remedy an emergency. 

 

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This is all because he thought he needed to bring a granola bar, water, and Band-Aids with him to go ride bikes for an hour. 

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41 minutes ago, Superhero said:

How did he get the strap on the other side of the axle? Is he a wizard?

I don't know any of the details other than that I eventually opted to cut the strap rather than remove his entire rear wheel. The coaster brake prevented the easiest and most obvious fix. 

But I would point out that it is important we avoid the assumption he was wearing the backpack correctly. 

  • 2 weeks later...
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2 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

Cat jumps into 3 year-old's bed and sticks her ass in his face.

"I don't like shurr hole." (How he says she/her)

Defeated?

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