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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Espada is a special kind of moron. 
like- stop bringing your leverage guys in mid inning. 1 guy has 7th, 1 guy has 8th, 1 has the 9th. Leave it alone you drooling idiot. 

Espada is a special kind of moron. 
like- stop bringing your leverage guys in mid inning. 1 guy has 7th, 1 guy has 8th, 1 has the 9th. Leave it alone you drooling idiot. 

I hate him
12 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:


I hate him

Agreed. I try to hold back on really diving in bc managers just don’t make that much of a difference but damn if that guy isn’t hard to respect, like, appreciate. 
At least Dusty was a living legend and told good stories. I don’t think Espada does anything above average. 


Elon should buy the Astros and rename the team Xstros.
2 Billion that’s a nice ROI for Crane and Co. 

The whole  “3.5 games out of first” line is not going to cut it. We are only four losses in a row from being tied with the athletics in last place.  Two against Seattle followed by two with The A’s. Surely Dana Brown would be sent packing along with Espada if we go on a 5 game skid. I seriously don’t want Brown hiring the next skipper. 

how many teams are down 3 opening starters and their two best offensive players from last year ?

we got a huge return for tucker. nothing you can do about bregman, he's only chasing $$

 

zero issues with brown or espada.

we need a W today to stay above .500

Luis Garcia is throwing off the bullpen mound at Daikin Park this morning.

 

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imagine this past 3 years with a healthy pitching staff

 

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Espada sucks and has raisin balls

Quit batting walker 4th dumbass

2025 Stats

Matthews: 128 ABs, 30 H, 4 HR, .234 BA, .375 OBP, .750 OPS

Whitcomb: 180 ABs, 44 H, 13 HR, .244 BA, .338 OBP, .871 OPS

 

soon 

Just now, Hornsbay22 said:

Woo pulled a valdez

Woo?  He thinks the carpet pissers did this?

Good win.  One of those games where you could stop watching after the top of the 2nd

15 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

That was some nice pitching. 

 

surly thread : framber upping his trade value !

go sign him. if corpus 'tortas' and breakfast tacos can't fix him, find him a GP / Calallen hottie ....

 

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sign him cheap and rehab him with our magic  ....

The Baltimore Orioles are DFA’ing LHP Cionel Pérez.

Dana Jr over here signing a bunch of shitty dudes

Bergman’s out in definitely with a quad injury.  Feel pretty strongly that Paredes is an upgrade.

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Bergman’s out in definitely with a quad injury.  Feel pretty strongly that Paredes is an upgrade.

 

hated to see that. he was tearing it up

hopefully he bounces back quickly 

That’s the same injury he missed a ton of time with a few years ago.

love these may numbers ...

Jake Meyers: .368
Mauricio Dubon: .353
Jeremy Peña: .314
Cam Smith: .309

 

43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

hated to see that. he was tearing it up

hopefully he bounces back quickly 

He ain’t bouncing back quickly from that. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He ain’t bouncing back quickly from that. 

He’s 31 with two small kids and a guaranteed deal on what seems like a team with a dysfunctional locker room. He’s not bouncing back from a Sammy Sosa sneeze.

we need both ...

Dana Brown tells the Astros pregame show "late July, early August" in regards to the return of Cristian Javier and Luis Garcia.

 

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