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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Please Make It Stop

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1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

OB said they are still monitoring Clark, Black and Barnes on the current team. Sounds like they haven’t committed to deals for next year.

They said Texas and Clark are “currently far apart”

Clark just tripled his NIL offer. LOL

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1 minute ago, deech said:

Clark just tripled his NIL offer. LOL

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3 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I guess no one wants to play at Texas. They just want to get paid at Texas.

All gas? No, brakes!

So Sark thinks the O.L. is just fine and needs no improvement?

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6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

OB said they are still monitoring Clark, Black and Barnes on the current team. Sounds like they haven’t committed to deals for next year.

They said Texas and Clark are “currently far apart”

Wonderful news

Just now, US183 said:

So Sark thinks the O.L. is just fine and needs no improvement?

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No, thanks for dropping in!

7 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

OB said they are still monitoring Clark, Black and Barnes on the current team. Sounds like they haven’t committed to deals for next year.

They said Texas and Clark are “currently far apart”

“This is why you decline bowl invitations”- some idiot probably

Y'all dumb asses are dumb enough to think Sark will let Livngstone and Wisner go without having their replacement in place? If so, your Tom Herman pee chart is in the PCL

I think everyone thought Texas was gonna come into the portal season like Ohio State in 2024.

Instead we came in like Ohio .

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

I think everyone thought Texas was gonna come into the portal season like Ohio State in 2024.

Instead we came in like Ohio .

Texas needs: IOL, RB, LB, WR, DB, TE

Other than at RB where the reported primary targets opted to stay home -Which of their top choices have they missed out on?

5 minutes ago, US183 said:

So Sark thinks the O.L. is just fine and needs no improvement?

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That must be why he's actively recruiting *checks notes* offensive linemen.

Just now, David Dennison said:

That must be why he's actively recruiting *checks notes* offensive linemen.

We’re offering guys lots of money to play here just cuz

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Texas needs: IOL, RB, LB, WR, DB, TE

Other than at RB where the reported primary targets opted to stay home -Which of their top choices have they missed out on?

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Just now, JBJ said:

You just don't get it...he's not just any dark dragon, he's the handsome dark dragon prince who enslaved the forest elves.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Texas needs: IOL, RB, LB, WR, DB, TE

Other than at RB where the reported primary targets opted to stay home -Which of their top choices have they missed out on?

Fan choices = Texas’ choices

so all of them

8 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Y'all dumb asses are dumb enough to think Sark will let Livngstone and Wisner go without having their replacement in place? If so, your Tom Herman pee chart is in the PCL

That’s literally what happened?

1 hour ago, Mr. Drummond said:

I have it on good authority its Gary.

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19 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

OB said they are still monitoring Clark, Black and Barnes on the current team. Sounds like they haven’t committed to deals for next year.

They said Texas and Clark are “currently far apart”

Holy shit.

1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

Holy shit.

They haven’t been right about jack shit, and now all of a sudden they are? Seriously doubt

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Just now, MirrOlure said:

They haven’t been right about jack shut, and now all of a sudden they are? Seriously doubt

It would back up certain claims that Livingstone was fired into the sun to send a message.

Just now, Da Fino said:

It would back up certain claims that Livingstone was fired into the sun to send a message.

Don't mess with Texas.

Clark can go see how the market values his ~230 career yds and cheez-it bowl highlight reel.

21 minutes ago, deech said:

Clark just tripled his NIL offer. LOL

Can you blame him for trying? That's the tough part of all this bullshit.

So is the takeaway here that we just need to raid the standout players from shitty schools and not the best players from Michigan, Florida, etc?

Kinda seems like that for now.

4 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

So now we panic?

this shit is stressful !!!!

Just now, chad.ihrig said:

So is the takeaway here that we just need to raid the standout players from shitty schools and not the best players from Michigan, Florida, etc?

Kinda seems like that for now.

we're a few days away from hearing this has always been the plan , and that we've always been at war with oceania

1 minute ago, chad.ihrig said:

So is the takeaway here that we just need to raid the standout players from shitty schools and not the best players from Michigan, Florida, etc?

Kinda seems like that for now.

They too smol

1 minute ago, chad.ihrig said:

So is the takeaway here that we just need to raid the standout players from shitty schools and not the best players from Michigan, Florida, etc?

Kinda seems like that for now.

Does anyone do that?

5 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

So now we can light the cigarettes? Are we going to get good and fucked now or just a bump in the road?

Larry Ellison to the rescue.

Or - we sent Derek Warehime to the Guarnera household to seal the deal.

I was only half joking when I said the downside of Clark playing well in Orlando was that he'd just laid down nice tape for the portal.

In other news, I'm all for firing Ketch into the center of the sun. Or would be, if I didn't fear that would cause earth to be showered in blackened blubber for days on end.

5 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

FUCK #2

Fairly obvious he took Texas NIL’s offer back to Michigan. They matched, Texas didn’t come up, and Jake G stays put. Why move across the country when you’re making the same amount of money?

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8 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

Ya…that’s bad bad bad bad

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How can we afford to pay Clark with all the money we are not paying these other guys?

Just now, RGBIII said:

Ya…that’s bad bad bad bad

A guy staying at his school?

Horrible. Total whiff.

LOL

There's time left to fix it, but our player acquisition on offense really screwed the pooch. Banks and Muschamp appear to have done their jobs at least.

Just now, RGBIII said:

Ya…that’s bad bad bad bad

It’s starting to feel like we went all in holding a Doyle Brunson on offense.

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seems like we're getting squeezed , this is like when your best employees move on to the big leagues and some steady or promising young worker comes and asks you for a mega raise to stick around for all the hard work they've been up to

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

There's time left to fix it, but our player acquisition on offense really screwed the pooch. Banks and Muschamp appear to have done their jobs at least.

We won't know one way or another for a very long time.

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

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seems like we're getting squeezed , this is like when your best employees move on to the big leagues and some steady or promising young worker comes and asks you for a mega raise to stick around for all the hard work they've been up to

Who, exactly, are the best employees moving on?

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Good thing we've scheduled visits with lots of other lineman now that plan A was a whiff.

I'm shocked Flood fucked this up.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Who, exactly, are the best employees moving on?

ok maybe more like overpaid average employees telling the new guys how much of a raise they got for going to the company across the street

“Marge?”

“Yes, Coach?”

“Can you get that little fella from Wyoming on the phone?”

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