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2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I would love for one of you to print out a bunch of PFF grades and walk into Sark's office and explain to him why he needs to fire his acting offensive coordinator.

I had to make sure I wasn't on the 9.95 board halfway through the last page. I guess this is what happens after 3 G5 games and a bye week. 

Holy shit y'all are being a bunch of fucking pussies. Texas hasn't played one SEC game and it's already a rebuild season where we need to make significant staff changes. 

Get a fucking grip. 

I mean sure, that's one way to look at it. Another way would be "why the fuck are we playing Connor Stroh? He sucks and he is making it harder to win football games." That's another way to look at it. 

 

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3 hours ago, ztejas said:

I would love for one of you to print out a bunch of PFF grades and walk into Sark's office and explain to him why he needs to fire his acting offensive coordinator.

I had to make sure I wasn't on the 9.95 board halfway through the last page. I guess this is what happens after 3 G5 games and a bye week. 

Holy shit y'all are being a bunch of fucking pussies. Texas hasn't played one SEC game and it's already a rebuild season where we need to make significant staff changes. 

Get a fucking grip. 

We have the softest retarded fanbase in the SEC. 

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Pittman OL’s, when they at least had some level of talent, produced very strong running games. I’d love to have him as an analyst here. 

Posted (edited)
33 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

We have the softest retarded fanbase in the SEC. 

This sentence could really benefit from a comma. Who do you think has the hardest retarded fanbase in the SEC?

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30 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Pittman OL’s, when they at least had some level of talent, produced very strong running games. I’d love to have him as an analyst here. 

To be honest, I would like to see Texas bring in an OL coach from the NFL. Sark runs a very complex offense, but the pass protection schemes are not high level (not uncommon in college). Georgia attacked that last year in game 1. We are at the part of the cycle that defenses are ahead of the offenses. They have figured out the spread and RPO game (in general). 

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5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This sentence could really benefit from a comma. Who do you think has the hardest retarded fanbase in the SEC?

Aggy

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Posted
42 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Pittman OL’s, when they at least had some level of talent, produced very strong running games. I’d love to have him as an analyst here. 

Analyst with OL Coach-In-Waiting designation 

5 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

To be honest, I would like to see Texas bring in an OL coach from the NFL. Sark runs a very complex offense, but the pass protection schemes are not high level (not uncommon in college). Georgia attacked that last year in game 1. We are at the part of the cycle that defenses are ahead of the offenses. They have figured out the spread and RPO game (in general). 

I’d like to see him hire a play caller and new QB coach. 

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Analyst with OL Coach-In-Waiting designation 

I’d like to see him hire a play caller and new QB coach. 

I do not think Sark will move on from Flood. I think those 2 are tied at the hip. Best case is probably a string of fired OL coaches coming in as analysts. 

I am not sure play calling is the biggest issue on the offense. 

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1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

I do not think Sark will move on from Flood. I think those 2 are tied at the hip. Best case is probably a string of fired OL coaches coming in as analysts. 

I am not sure play calling is the biggest issue on the offense. 

The problem is he gets too locked into the game as a play caller and can’t see the game and flow as a HC should

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Pittman is about to turn 64 years old, had to coach a bowl game from the booth last year because of bad knees/hips and just got paid $8 million to not work anymore.

He probably isn't coaching anywhere moving forward, and he certainly ain't coming here to be a damn analyst.

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7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Lest anyone accuse us of being idiotic dreamers, my working assumption is that Pittman either retires or reunites with Smart at Georgia. Their boards are pining for the guy while also hating on Searels. 

I don’t know why, but the term “hard retard” is hilarious to me. It’s coming to text chains near you. 

I’d like a Delorean so that I could go back to that day in the earlier times of this board when you were on the verge of being crowdsourced on the $9.95er board and I stepped in and defended you from exile. 

There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because you’re on here, or because they think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid poster who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone, and this old man is all that’s left. I got to live with that.

Your work there definitely fits into what I assume is the definition of a Hard Retard, Red.

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35 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Pittman is about to turn 64 years old, had to coach a bowl game from the booth last year because of bad knees/hips and just got paid $8 million to not work anymore.

He probably isn't coaching anywhere moving forward, and he certainly ain't coming here to be a damn analyst.

I mean probably not, but Gary Patterson did it. 

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39 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t know why, but the term “hard retard” is hilarious to me. It’s coming to text chains near you. 

 

Kinda like Private Pyle was "born again hard" and eventually became fit to be a rifleman in Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's beloved corps?

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10 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

I mean probably not, but Gary Patterson did it. 

Patterson was looking to potentially get another head job (I believe it was mentioned he pushed hard for the Houston job two years ago).

I don't think Pittman is looking to run a program again.

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43 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The problem is he gets too locked into the game as a play caller and can’t see the game and flow as a HC should

I think execution and a lack of a power run game is a much bigger problem over Sark's tenure. Play caller thing is low hanging fruit every fan loves to point out. Sark calls 75-90 calls a game, he is going to have some shitty calls. 

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23 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

I mean probably not, but Gary Patterson did it. 

He was just looking for a safe place to give birth. 

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May we never have this type of opening schedule again. Week 1 at Ohio State, three cupcakes and a bye....

We're all going fucking crazy that our season is basically starting this Saturday while the rest of CFB is almost halfway done. 

 

 

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29 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

aggy hasn't retired this trophy yet? 

I'd posit that aggie fans are the softest, most charmin like snowflakes in all the land. I can make a case there is nothing hard 'bout those 'tards.

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8 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

May we never have this type of opening schedule again. Week 1 at Ohio State, three cupcakes and a bye....

We're all going fucking crazy that our season is basically starting this Saturday while the rest of CFB is almost halfway done. 

 

 

you may think that, but according to ESPN Texas has played the 29th hardest SOS this season. 

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Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, Blackcat00 said:

We have the softest retarded fanbase in the SEC. 

This is just stupid. Stop flagellating yourself. 

3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Kinda like Private Pyle was "born again hard" and eventually became fit to be a rifleman in Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's beloved corps?

7 reasons why you'd want 'Pvt. Pyle' in ...

Famously worked out well for him and Gunney. Are we looking at a murder/suicide for BO&W and CTJ? 

Because I’m just imagining CTJ looking down the barrel of BO&W’s M-14 and thinking “well of course this is how it happens.”

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29 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

This is just stupid. Stop flagellating yourself. 

Famously worked out well for him and Gunney. Are we looking at a murder/suicide for BO&W and CTJ? 

Because I’m just imagining CTJ looking down the barrel of BO&W’s M-14 and thinking “well of course this is how happens.”

For fuck's sake, Park. Don't threaten this board with a good time. 

Posted
6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm thinking you're not that familiar with Matt's. It's massive. Sure, you can go to any restaurant, and probably find 2-3 hot women to casually ogle. Matt's is fucking massive, inside and outside. Multiple big bars. It's a Friday and Saturday night see and be seen place, where you are probably in eyeshot of a table of 20 sorority girls having a birthday party, or a group in their late 20's or early 30's starting off a bachelorette party. It's like going to a Senor Frogs or something stupid in New Orleans for young people, except instead of music and dancing and loud as fuck, you're eating ok Tex Mex while watching the show. There's enjoying seeing that Austin is populated with pretty women, and then there's...Matt's El Rancho. 

This is dirty-old-man creeper and I'm here for it.

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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because you’re on here, or because they think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid poster who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can’t. That kid’s long gone, and this old man is all that’s left. I got to live with that.

You don't give a shit?

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On 9/29/2025 at 12:38 PM, Red Five said:


He has. Add him to the list of guys who just can’t match everything Stroh gives us. Hell throw a Coleman brother and Jackson Christian in there and that’s about seven guys. All hoping to one day be as good as Stroh.

Thanks, I haven't experienced the singular pleasure of throwing up in my mouth in many a year.

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7 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Thanks, I haven't experienced the singular pleasure of throwing up in my mouth in many a year.

I have never thrown up anywhere else besides my mouth.

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