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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?

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9 minutes ago, nnm said:

I’ll give you UM and BYU can be good. But my little pony? C’mon man.

They beat Miami this year and mowed down the ACC just last year until the CCG and still made the playoff. I still think Lashlee's a good coach and they have NIL money. I think they can and will reload and avoid the silly losses they had this year. They at least have a pulse compared to the rest of that Micky Mouse schedule.

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

I mean, they have a 3 game schedule next year, Miami, SMU, and BYU. If they lose two and end up ranked 13th, I'm sure they'll go full bitchmode again. So, you know, maybe win 2 of those 3? Nah, just put them in now to keep them from crying the entire fucking year.

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Do you see any free wins of the Bethune Cookery variety on that list?

Chip Kelly lands at….

northwestern lol

I thought reports were that Chip was going senile or something, forgetting calls and whatnot.

No one will notice at Northwestern.

3 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'd stab somebody for Chip Kelly. Clemson is about to hire Chad Morris

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Hire Chad, retain Pavia's attorney , the Morris family dream becomes a reality for the Clemson Tigers.

15 minutes ago, PGFrog said:

Hire Chad, retain Pavia's attorney , the Morris family dream becomes a reality for the Clemson Tigers.

Chad Morris's dream is to screw Pavia's mom?

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

Chad Morris's dream is to screw Pavia's mom?

Chad is from Edgewood, she might be the most exotic thing he has ever seen.

On 10/31/2025 at 4:29 PM, GJ Winne said:

The most likely way Morris gets poached is by a P4 that also needs a QB.

The hire everyone has been waiting on...

Specs on Main gonna get a windfall

I always loved the Gamblers and their logo. For some reason I thought they were also part of the World League with the San Antonio Riders but I guess they were only the old USFL then the new USFL. I'm not sure why I have a memory of them from the past though, I was a toddler with the first USFL folded.

Jerry Neuheisel is going to Northwestern with Chip. QB coach. And I assume OC in waiting.

On 12/31/2025 at 11:19 AM, BigHornedLurker said:

they should rename the team

Pasadena Gamblers just doesn't sound right.

On 12/31/2025 at 11:24 AM, 'stache said:

I always loved the Gamblers and their logo.

The new logo sucks compared to the original USFL brand (on right).

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6 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Phillip Rivers mentioned getting interest from teams to be HC

Teams have done a helluva lot worse with HC hires.

Raheem Morris gone. Gm as well. Ironic as they passed on bellichek because they thought he would clean house. Raheem was safe

Sark was the OC in Atlanta. As we know Atlanta is also a hip hop and fashion capital

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Raheem Morris gone. Gm as well. Ironic as they passed on bellichek because they thought he would clean house. Raheem was safe

Sark was the OC in Atlanta. As we know Atlanta is also a hip hop and fashion capital

Your shtick isn’t even funny anymore

1 minute ago, speed817 said:

🤣🤣🤣

What kind of sources do you think this dweeb has? The bartender at Dixie chicken?

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Smarter_then_you vomiting his annoying Sark to the NFL stuff all over the internet I guess

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

🤣🤣🤣

Oh yeah, it's brewing inside AgKnocks' stupid little pinhead.

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Let's say AgKnocks is right . . . what would we do?

Urban Meyer come on down…….jk kinda

9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Let's say AgKnocks is right . . . what would we do?

Get the Mack-Muschamp band back together?

DUCKS

DUCKS REAL FUCKING HARD

1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

"Reputable"

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They fired him as an OC. I can see the Raiders looking at Steve and even the Jets but the Falcons fired him. 🤷🏻‍♀️

14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Let's say AgKnocks is right . . . what would we do?

I openly laugh at everyone who has given me shit for criticizing Steve. But seriously their owner is crazier than his father and has hired two one and done coaches in a row. That’s a division that’s stacked with HC talent. I can see him wanting some type of offensive guru type HC.

It will also never cease to amaze me that people cannot accept that Arch came here bc he’s wanted to as a kid and also not just to “play school” he legit wanted his degree too. Yet every offseason it’s will he portal? Will he leave? Sorry Aggy and every other school pissed we have him. He wanted to be a Longhorn from his childhood. Not much we could do to change that. Not even some of the nauseating comments on this board or numerous title changes of his thread or memes or gifs or whatever we can come up with.

If Steve Sarkisian hung Texas out to dry like that, well, that would be something.

I can't see him doing that.

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I openly laugh at everyone who has given me shit for criticizing Steve. But seriously their owner is crazier than his father and has hired two one and done coaches in a row. That’s a division that’s stacked with HC talent. I can see him wanting some type of offensive guru type HC.

NK5SH

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If Steve Sarkisian hung Texas out to dry like that, well, that would be something.

I can't see him doing that.

That’s what his first wife said…

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

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You have never denied it. Just like Craig James never denied it.

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

You have never denied it. Just like Craig James never denied it.

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47 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I openly laugh at everyone who has given me shit for criticizing Steve. But seriously their owner is crazier than his father and has hired two one and done coaches in a row. That’s a division that’s stacked with HC talent. I can see him wanting some type of offensive guru type HC.

It makes no sense to jump this year. There are NFL HC openings every year. Makes more sense to do everything in your power to make Arch the obvious 2027 #1 pick, and then bolt for that job at the end of next season. You'd think the team with the #1 pick probably has a HC job to fill as well.

8 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

It makes no sense to jump this year. There are NFL HC openings every year. Makes more sense to do everything in your power to make Arch the obvious 2027 #1 pick, and then bolt for that job at the end of next season. You'd think the team with the #1 pick probably has a HC job to fill as well.

It would make the MOST sense to go all in this year and bag an MNC. Then go get your team and draft arch. Most definitely. But if the offer is there now (not saying it is there) and that’s what you ultimately want do you turn it down now? Say you get the job. Chances are that job doesn’t have a QB. Wouldn’t you just sign a veteran that can be there for the year as you plug a ton of other holes in the draft? Then wait until Arch becomes available? I mean I get what you mean but I can also see taking the job building thru the draft and FA and going all in the following year to land Arch who would surely want to be with his coach? I guess?

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