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How does twitter work?

Rumor is that Bru McCoy wants out of his LOI.  Validity - uncertain at best.

Just now, MirrOlure said:

What ever happened to Tuesdays?  

Monday was s holiday so that messed the whole week up. I think it had something to do with Florida State's MLK "tribute."

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

If what EJ did fucked this up, it was never going to happen. And this is coming from someone who thinks EJ is a cum stain of a human being. 

Saying the problem is something that EJ tweeted, or that anything that any of the coy as fuck 9.95ers posted was the actual reason nothing happened is like saying the visible part of the iceberg is what caused problems with the Titanic. So yeah, you're not right. 

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40 minutes ago, futureman said:

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If it permanently eliminates odor, why would anyone need more than one?  

1 minute ago, MM42 said:

Rumor is that Bru McCoy wants out of his LOI.  Validity - uncertain at best.

oh god thank you

1 minute ago, MM42 said:

Rumor is that Bru McCoy wants out of his LOI.  Validity - uncertain at best.

Yep.  

Urban Meyer is coming to help his good friend Tom to work as an offensive consultant. You heard it here first 

2 minutes ago, MM42 said:

Rumor is that Bru McCoy wants out of his LOI.  Validity - uncertain at best.

Hell of a first post.

3 minutes ago, MM42 said:

Rumor is that Bru McCoy wants out of his LOI.  Validity - uncertain at best.

Interesting sock.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Let me save you the time. It's not fucking happening period. 

I think you're getting out of focus here. College football season is over; we aren't in saving time mode, we're in killing time mode.

As such, I am pleased to announce that Obscure Theological Plumbing Engineers Quarterly has decided to publish my most recent paper, entitled "Zoroaster's preliminary forays in hydrology in antiquity".

EJ on periscope, "I think Texas finishes in the top 5 because of reasons I can't discuss." 

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I think you're getting out of focus here. College football season is over; we aren't in saving time mode, we're in killing time mode.

As such, I am pleased to announce that Obscure Theological Plumbing Engineers Quarterly has decided to publish my most recent paper, entitled "Zoroaster's preliminary forays in hydrology in antiquity".

Is the journal name NMPILA?

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

EJ on periscope, "I think Texas finishes in the top 5 because of reasons I can't discuss." 

we’re already in the top 5

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

EJ on periscope, "I think Texas finishes in the top 5 because of reasons I can't discuss." 

1) I told all of you
2) Technically, at this very second, Texas is ranked #5. Way to go out on a limb there clownshow. 

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Is the journal name NMPILA?

No, but that is the citation standard.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Saying the problem is something that EJ tweeted, or that anything that any of the coy as fuck 9.95ers posted was the actual reason nothing happened is like saying the visible part of the iceberg is what caused problems with the Titanic. So yeah, you're not right. 

You don’t get to talk in code and then speak with authority on something none of us are privy to. You might be right but it’s pointless for the purpose of a community message board. Let’s either talk about this or not. 

6 minutes ago, MM42 said:

Rumor is that Bru McCoy wants out of his LOI.  Validity - uncertain at best.

Is it a certainty that he actually signed a LOI to USC, or just committed at the all-star game?

Just now, Horndog said:

Is it a certainty that he actually signed a LOI to USC, or just committed at the all-star game?

I think he's already in class and shit.

1 minute ago, Horndog said:

Is it a certainty that he actually signed a LOI to USC, or just committed at the all-star game?

yes, give me more

Now
McCoy’ll
Play
In
Lovely
Austin?


I broke this news earlier in this thread. That’ll be $9.95 please.
3 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Is it a certainty that he actually signed a LOI to USC, or just committed at the all-star game?

There's no way he's had time to even move in yet, considering his All-Star game was on January 5th.  How can you even pack so quickly?

3 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I still have no clue who they're referring to

14th century English sonnet. Come on man.  

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

There's no way he's had time to even move in yet, considering his All-Star game was on January 5th.  How can you even pack so quickly?

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He is supposed to be enrolled already, which makes it sound sketchy.  He may have to transfer and sit a year, no clue how it would work.  Or it might be 100% BS.

1 minute ago, MM42 said:

Or it might be 100% BS.

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So... if it's not going to happen, enlighten the great unwashed as to your insider knowledge.  It no longer matters whose panties get in a twist, right?  

Totally unrelated, cause it ain’t happening, but why would any 5-star sign an LOI? You think that coach isn’t going to hold your place? The school is already obligated to cover your scholarship once you sign the financials - there is no reason to sign an LOI.

Because he started school 2 weeks ago and wanted USC to pay for school.

7 minutes ago, Foosters said:

14th century English sonnet. Come on man.  

While Italian sonnets first appeared in Sicily in the 13th century, the first English sonnets weren't written until the 16th century.

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Damned pedant diction machine broke.

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

While Italian sonnets first appeared in Sicily in the 13th century, English sonnets didn't arrive until the 16th century.

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Because he started school 2 weeks ago and wanted USC to pay for school.



You don’t need to sign an LOI in order to get your scholarship.
2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

While Italian sonnets first appeared in Sicily in the 13th century, English sonnets didn't arrive until the 16th century.

thank you.  I didn’t wanna say it. 

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

While Italian sonnets first appeared in Sicily in the 13th century, English sonnets didn't arrive until the 16th century.

lol whatever Steinberg

22 minutes ago, Horndog said:

If it permanently eliminates odor, why would anyone need more than one?  

The permanence is only temporary 

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

So... if it's not going to happen, enlighten the great unwashed as to your insider knowledge.  It no longer matters whose panties get in a twist, right?  

 I was going to cheat on my wife with this hot college intern from work, but it's definitely not happening now.  I told my friend about it.  I hope he tells my wife that I was going to do it but changed my mind.

33 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

This is what this thread is all about. You guys are my best friends. 

Now you’re just being a fucking liar.

7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

You don’t get to talk in code and then speak with authority on something none of us are privy to. You might be right but it’s pointless for the purpose of a community message board. Let’s either talk about this or not. 

You mean the way you spoke definitively and with authority about this situation being something a 995er or an errant tweet cant fuck up? I was responding to your statement. I believe there are things 995ers can do to fuck things up. 

Theres a reason EJs stupid ass is getting on periscope saying “oh due to things I cant discuss.” Im sure the next few days will bring some form of clarity. But perhaps whatever this shouldnt be getting discussed period. Wish every single 995er had realized that shit yesterday. 

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