2019 Houston Astros Thread

[cabowabo 4446]

That escalated quickly. 

[ERhine 1894]

Boom.

[tx 3 putt 75959]

chorizo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clapclapclap 9000]

Runt bunt!

[WBT 20376]

So that intentional walk didn't really work out either

[David Dennison 18487]

That's more like it.

[tx 3 putt 75959]

good job Kemp 

[rvm96 1643]

That was a quick turnaround from not being able to hit to scoring 4 in one inning

[Cosimo de' Medici 121]

Carrasco's third look opponent average  holds true. Glad they showed that stat. Or was it 4th look

Edited April 29, 2019 by Cosimo de' Medici

[Cosimo de' Medici 121]

Hector, wife beater and let's go the fuck home

Edited April 29, 2019 by Cosimo de' Medici

[cabowabo 4446]

2 minutes ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

Ryan, Hector, wife beater and let's go the fuck home

It’s the 8th inning dipshit, and wife beater threw 2 innings last night. 

[Cosimo de' Medici 121]

Settle down homo

[cabowabo 4446]

Squatting 450 for a guy who has had back issues sounds stoopid. 

[Cosimo de' Medici 121]

[TonyTexas 10467]

[David Dennison 18487]

Needed that win. Great way to end the home stand and get out of town on a high note. 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Take care of business in Minnesota 

[Rimbo 25705]

I like winning

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Just now, Rimbo said:

I like winning

it's better than losing !!!

[Scraps 13518]

Take care of business in Minnesota 

We typically go in no lube in Minnesota....I don't see any reason that should change

[WBT 20376]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Take care of business in Minnesota 

We typically go in no lube in Minnesota....I don't see any reason that should change

true

 

[Scraps 13518]

That Scooby tho

[henrygandorf 29169]

18 minutes ago, Scraps said:

21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Take care of business in Minnesota 

We typically go in no lube in Minnesota....I don't see any reason that should change

i think it's supposed to be like 40's and raining and shitty.  but otherwise, hey why not.  they have to play in that too.

[runthebone 7913]

Minnesota State Fair has a $1 all you can drink milk stand. Choco or regular.  You just stand there and pound milk.  Also carving faces out of butter.  Butterface, I guess.  

[Guest]

it's not State Fair food if it's not deep fried...

[Mez2 4020]

#HTownPride 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

15 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Minnesota State Fair has a $1 all you can drink milk stand. Choco or regular.

that sounds kind of gross, after one glass

Edited April 29, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[UTexasFight 9362]

i think it's supposed to be like 40's and raining and shitty.  but otherwise, hey why not.  they have to play in that too.

Sounds like last year.
JV starts the opener this year like he did last year. I still remember Hinch leaving him in and escaping that jam in the 6th or 7th
Hope we get more than the 1 win this go round

[henrygandorf 29169]

14 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Minnesota State Fair has a $1 all you can drink milk stand. Choco or regular.  You just stand there and pound milk.  Also carving faces out of butter.  Butterface, I guess.  

a glass of choco milk for a buck sounds like a great deal.  two glasses sounds like torture.

[runthebone 7913]

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

that sounds kind of gross, after one glass

 

42 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

a glass of choco milk for a buck sounds like a great deal.  two glasses sounds like torture.

You're telling me.  I'm lactose intolerant. 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

Twins / Indians / Twins is a not an easy stretch 

[Mez2 4020]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Twins / Indians / Twins is a not an easy stretch 

neither is anytime we show up on the schedule

[TonyTexas 10467]

Ryan Pressly since joining the @astros last July 27: 37 games 35.2 IP 0.50 ERA (2 ER, 1 coming on July 28 HOU debut) 45/3 K/BB .230 xwOBA (3rd best in MLB, min 100 batters

[Rimbo 25705]

Random question. Does anyone else here receive the FanPulse emails from sbnation (by way of the Crawfish Boxes)? They're... kinda fun. I'm not a big fan of taking surveys, but I'm enjoying these.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Springer with the day off. 

[Scraps 13518]

I despise off days for all stars.  

[TonyTexas 10467]

I despise off days for all stars.  

They are really managing Springer’s workload this season. This will be 4 out of the last 12 games that he hasn’t played in the field.

[UTexasFight 9362]

I despise off days for all stars.  

I get it but I also despise one-kneed and broken back All Stars in August/September

 

I’m fine with it tonight with JV on the mound and I like the bottom of tonight’s order.

 

I think T White finally gets out of the zero-HR club before he’s traded in the next few days.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

I despise off days for all stars.  

Not as much as I abhor worthless fucking ABs in the 7 spot.

[Scraps 13518]

Id rather Mike Stanton get some off days

[Johnny Sack 8397]

44 minutes ago, slorch said:

Not as much as I abhor worthless fucking ABs in the 7 spot.

If your bitching about your 7 hole guy sporting a .400 OBP then your offense is stout. 

And maybe bitch about the guy in the 5 spot instead.  

[Guest]

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

If your bitching about your 7 hole guy sporting a .400 OBP then your offense is stout. 

And maybe bitch about the guy in the 5 spot instead.  

At least Pina has a semblence of a track record of sustained productivity.

 

White sucks ass...and unlike Bregman, he ain't coming out of it.

[Scraps 13518]

Zzzzzzzz pitch the ball dickhead

[HtownHorn 14395]

This team needs a infusion of hitting talent. You can't be an AL team and have 2 HR's out of your 1B and DH positions, especially when 2 of your 5 main guys are in slumps.

Edited April 30, 2019 by HtownHorn

[WBT 20376]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This team needs a infusion of hitting talent. You can't be an AL team and have 2 HR's out of your 1B and DH positions, especially when 2 of your 5 main guys are in slumps.

You can't? Or what?

[mycox 582]

Odorizzi is going to have an 80 pitch complete game tonight.

[HtownHorn 14395]

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

You can't? Or what?

You get shutdown by mediocre pitchers like Jake Odorizzi.

[tx 3 putt 75959]

we are getting  mowed down tonight 

[Scraps 13518]

Correa with a fucking horrendous AB

[Cosimo de' Medici 121]

That was a horrible ab