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It would be cool to have a closer that is actually good.

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Is that HBP was intentional, that was dumb as fuck

Came to post this

I wish Osuna was more of a sure thing as a closer... dunno maybe this game wasn’t high enough stakes for him or something

Is that HBP was intentional, that was dumb as fuck
Ford thought it was

Getting walked off against the Orioles is shitty. Let’s do this now and not later. 

that ball hit him in the back leg has he was shuffling to get out of the way, it wasn't payback just a bad pitch imo 

4 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

That thing needed a stewardess

And a movie.

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

that ball hit him in the back leg has he was shuffling to get out of the way, it wasn't payback just a bad pitch imo 

He hit him on purpose 100%. 

Not sure how anyone ever could question Osuna’s impeccable judgment. But regardless of that, he’s been way too mortal of late. Maybe we had no business lucking into a win today, but we deserved better than that half-inning fiasco. 

I’m usually a “can’t win ‘em all” guy, but it’s hard to swallow a loss to these Orioles by this Astros team with Verlander toeing the bump.   

This was a horseshit game clear back to when Verlander got fucked on a call that would have ended the 5th with it still 3-2

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

I’m usually a “can’t win ‘em all” guy, but it’s hard to swallow a loss to these Orioles by this Astros team with Verlander toeing the bump.   

If he pitches average we win. He was not good today.

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

I’m usually a “can’t win ‘em all” guy, but it’s hard to swallow a loss to these Orioles by this Astros team with Verlander toeing the bump.   

Orioles played probably their best game. They are still a major league team and they will get luckily ever so often. 

I mean it’s not like it was reasonable for us to go undefeated in August. 

Still blows though. 

So I went out to the pool after our 9th inning and came back to this shit. Osuna is the new Giles. We better figure out a closer.

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

So I went out to the pool after our 9th inning and came back to this shit. Osuna is the new Giles. We better figure out a closer.

He's it. There's nothing to figure out.

The changeup is a fucking change of pace.  You don't throw 4 in a row, dumbfuck.

 

BTW. Is Strom back? What was the issue for his surgery? If that’s been discussed or published then I missed it.

Do we know for sure that runner tagged home plate? I went back and watched again and I dunno. 

19 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

This was a horseshit game clear back to when Verlander got fucked on a call that would have ended the 5th with it still 3-2

Yeah .. no doubt, the word came down from NY to keep the Astros in check and O’suna obliged. 😏

Edited by VirginiaLonghorn

Bullpen is the only thing that keeps this team from winning the WS. No lefties, which torched the Astros this weekend.

See what happens when we leave to come back home

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On July 24, 2019 at 10:34 PM, Mez2 said:

Grow a pair, he's fine

Go fuck yourself.

0-1 8.10 ERA in last 7 games.  1-3.  4.66 ERA in last 30 games.

Osuna, like I said three weeks ago, scares me.  

 

 

1 minute ago, smwhorn said:

Go fuck yourself.

0-1 8.10 ERA in last 7 games.  1-3.  4.66 ERA in last 30 games.

Osuna, like I said three weeks ago, scares me.  

Then you're going to be scared. He's the closer. He's one of the best in baseball.

1 minute ago, smwhorn said:

Go fuck yourself.

0-1 8.10 ERA in last 7 games.  1-3.  4.66 ERA in last 30 games.

Osuna, like I said three weeks ago, scares me.  

 

 

Who are you? 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Then you're going to be scared. He's the closer. He's one of the best in baseball.

Word

20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Bullpen is the only thing that keeps this team from winning the WS. No lefties, which torched the Astros this weekend.

So 2017 was a fluke?

He hit him on purpose 100%. 

These posts make me laugh. Then sad because the poster isn’t joking.
Just now, Cooder said:

These posts make me laugh. Then sad because the poster isn’t joking.

Because he did it on purpose. AJ didn't even try to lie well in the post game.

So in the spirit of changing the subject, is anybody else getting a pregnant vibe from Julia?

36 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

So in the spirit of changing the subject, is anybody else getting a pregnant vibe from Julia?

Hmmm…you could be onto something there. She’s 34, they’ve been working the new girl in, yeah, seems like a plausible assessment.

55 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So 2017 was a fluke?

As a lifelong Astros fan, 2017 was definitely the fluke.  Hopefully not after this year.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Hmmm…you could be onto something there. She’s 34, they’ve been working the new girl in, yeah, seems like a plausible assessment.

Both tacos? 

Just now, runthebone said:

As a lifelong Astros fan, 2017 was definitely the fluke.  Hopefully not after this year.

I know what you’re saying, but going through the teams we went through to win, and how we did it, I will remain convinced it wasn’t a fluke.

So in the spirit of changing the subject, is anybody else getting a pregnant vibe from Julia?
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