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I would bet everything but I'm aggressive 

There you go

I have a full house- 3 threes and two sixes

What do you have? Let's see an Ace, an eight, a four and a seven

You lose, see if you would have had 4 fours you would have won

See, your getting good at this aren't you

Isn't this fun! 

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One of my favorites, every line is repeatable damn near.  Classic.  
But have you ever seen what hit the cutting room floor?  Thankfully Marcia Lucas was working that day, what a different movie it would have been.
 


Started out funny, but then got weird. Wow.
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2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Well that was interesting 

(Some of your moms have heard me use that line)

 

The "I didn't no you could make me so HOT" line she gives him right before they go upstairs was impressive. I am sure they had plenty of practice off screen. 

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Stripes quotes that are in the rotation:

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- mess hall

- last beer

- Eisenhower 

- wisconsin

- I'll kill ya 

- I wanna party with you cowboy

- any one of you assholes wanna come up here and knock me off?

- I'm pacing myself 

- does this mean we're through for the day

- Hulkaburger

- wtf's my truck!?

- there was one?

- cough syrup

- no, not killed!

 

 

 

 

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On 5/2/2019 at 6:47 PM, Deej said:

You know, one day Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

This is the best for me.  I'll use it when the lady and I are walking away in opposite directions in public places, after a few seconds I'll turn around and say it loudly like we just got out of a heated discussion.

I know for sure there's some woman who's out there who's talked about what this weird dude said at the supermarket today with her husband, and brought that poor bastard a chuckle while he's listening to her rant on about her friends on facebook.

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