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Looksmaxxing: Body Dysmorphia For Men! Now Featuring Meth, Smashing One's Own Face With A Hammer, and Intentionally Driving Your Cybertruck Over Another Person
This. It's bad enough that our society is charging headlong into indulging and celebrating the absolute worst humans doing the absolute worst shit. But no, we actually have to elevate those actions and traits to the level of qualifiers for leaders of society. At this point, if you do NOT have some horrifically fucked up views like this, you simply don't have what it takes to be part of American leadership. This society is on the fast-track to self-immolation, and at this point, the only sane reaction to that will be
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
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Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter.- Looksmaxxing: Body Dysmorphia For Men! Now Featuring Meth, Smashing One's Own Face With A Hammer, and Intentionally Driving Your Cybertruck Over Another Person
I'd like to add on with "much harder also".- Texas Roster 2026
- 2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
I was pumped when I saw the box score and he got the first carry of the game for NO. Then 3 rushes for 0.- Shit My Kid Says
Doomlet getting a 3D printer may be the best gift I got this year.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
Portal update from IT While anything truly new is hard to come by when it comes to certain portal targets before they actually become portal targets, we’ll do our best to give you the latest. We’ll include a layer of important retention notes as well as a look at what to expect when the portal opens on January 2. Portal WatchAs we’ve mentioned, Texas would be an ideal landing spot for Florida RB Jadan Baugh. Following Jabbar Juluke to Austin wouldn’t surprise a handful of people behind the scenes. At the moment, the new Florida staff doesn’t really know where it stands with Baugh, according to sources. New head coach Jon Sumrall spoke with Baugh and his family last week and came out of the meeting feeling like they made their best pitch. Still, there’s growing sentiment that Texas could ultimately be Baugh’s destination. Juluke was the coach who stood on the table for the Peach State product in Gainesville. There’s a sense the Forty Acres would be Baugh’s top spot if he enters the portal this week. With a handful of bowl games being played over the last few days, don’t be surprised to see several players declare their intentions to enter the portal who would fit Texas quite nicely—most notably at wide receiver and defensive tackle. We’re monitoring a pair of former TXHSFB prospects and former Texas targets, among others. RETENTION EFFORTSTexas still has a few loose ends to tie up before the transfer portal opens on January 2. The two most notable are Trevor Goosby and Ryan Wingo. Both will be playing in the Citrus Bowl on Wednesday while their agents handle the business side of the business. Sources tell Inside Texas that both want nothing more than to return to Austin for a national title run in 2026. Both are viewed in the highest regard by the team and staff. Both are considered priorities and would be difficult to replace, however, the school understands it needs to have back-up plans just in case. There’s some confidence that both situations will be resolved before the surge hits college football in five days—but it’s something we’re still monitoring Monday morning. Moving on: we still cannot rule out a negative surprise as some lower profile, but still-important negotiations are ongoing. Texas should put these little fires out but you just never know. LOOMING CHAOSTo be sure, it’s already a chaotic mess behind the scenes. While Inside Texas remains confident in Texas’ ability to land a great portal haul, a ton of work remains. We don’t get the sense that paperwork is going to start rolling in right as the portal opens and/or players are officially in. Again, nothing can be “done” until the player is officially in the portal on January 2. To our knowledge, there is only one player who seems like he’s for sure heading to Texas. The window from Jan 2-16 is likely to be crazy throughout and beyond. Expect a lot of movement once the portal officially opens, with Inside Texas tracking developments in real time as dominoes begin to fall.- Looksmaxxing: Body Dysmorphia For Men! Now Featuring Meth, Smashing One's Own Face With A Hammer, and Intentionally Driving Your Cybertruck Over Another Person
Me, geeked up on meth and getting arrested after running over a pedestrian: “We’re just looksmaxxing, officer.”- Bourbon
It wouldn't surprise me if they were just picking random barrels and not even tasting them at this point.- 2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
Well Taysom was the wrong play, funny because I was chosing Dude, you got this- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
Our fans have been nothing but bitch made whiny pussies the second we lost to Ohio State. Miserable failure of a season, why haven't we gotten anyone from the portal yet??? (It's not open), why isn't Flood fired yet??? (we might need a couple people coaching the bowl game this week), blah blah blah Texas has gone 12-2 (Big 12 champ and CFP semifinals), 13-3 (SEC runner up and CFP semifinals) and 9-3 (so far) in 3 seasons. After the shit sandwiches we were fed for a dozen years, our fan base expected us to immediately jump into Georgia/Ohio State/Bama under Saban territory. 2025 wasn't what we were fed by our $9.95ers, but 9-3 with wins over OU and aggy ended up pretty satisfying, and we can still hit double digit wins. And we have shit blasted OU 3 of the last 4 years and embarrassed aggy 2 years in a row. You'd think we finished the year playing in the Pinstripe Bowl, fighting with other top 5 preseason teams to finish 7-6.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I have an aggy acquaintance that looks forward to going the FCS games in BCS and brags about the win on SM while whooping it up. So yes, there is a market for these games for them.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Congrats Quinn!- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
9.95 has been one of the most dumbass heavy places on this website since the websites' inception in 2018. Made creepier by the nature of old dumbasses obsessing over teenage boys.- All Encompassing Mortgage and Real Estate Thread
What size/types are those? You do any work in Tx?- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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You guys do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to MTG.- Lame joke thread
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