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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/03/20 in all areas

  1. What a bunch of gutless, spineless, half-witted, handwringing, lily-livered, mouthbreathers who all squat to pee the posters on this thread are. Good lord. A fat fuck OSU troll posts a meme taunting us and you all immediately throw down your keyboards and waddle off to sob in dark corners? Holy fuck. Hallelujah. Merry Christmas.
    46 points
  2. My dumb ass called Woodhouse in Dublin OH and asked if they had spin class today... in a southern woman's accent. "Ha no ma'am this is a spa?"
    40 points
  3. haha I'm catching up on IT and see this....
    34 points
  4. So this is how QAnon works up close.
    32 points
  5. All right. That’s enough. If Urban Meyer is announced as our coach, I will eat a McRib. That’s how fucking happy I will be.
    28 points
  6. I grew up with Herman. I just called him and he hung up on me. Probably thought I was a recruit.
    27 points
  7. I wouldn't think his adult children would show up for a press conference. But then again, I wouldn't have thought Mack's adult stepson would be touching a live ball on the sidelines during a bowl game......
    27 points
  8. Hot take: This thread wouldn't exist if he caught the ball vs LSU and didn't fumble vs TCU
    26 points
  9. very good news. I found tons of old gift cards in drawers THE LAST TIME I MOVED!
    26 points
  10. See that shirt stain??? It done guys!
    26 points
  11. Saying you’re not ‘aggie’ and spelling aggy like that is like saying you don’t suck cock with a heavy lisp. There’s nothing wrong with either - it’s just that you’re not fooling anybody.
    25 points
  12. LMAO busted!!! No true Longhorn fan gives a fuck about the game this weekend.
    25 points
  13. Sorry but long post incoming as I need to type this shit out to clear my mind. Let's just say I have been part of coaching searches before in a previous life. Let's walk through the real time line that has occurred. First we have to assume that CDC know what the fuck he is doing. I am willing to go with that for now. If that is the case then at some point during the year CDC realized that Herman sucks as a football coach and needed to go (not sure when he came to this conclusion but it happened). At this point any good AD is going to figure out who the best option is and reach out. He won't reach out directly to the coach but pick up the phone and call that coaches agent. In this scenario, CDC decided the obvious coach to go try and get is Urban so he picks up the phone and tells Urban's agent that he is going to be making a change and Urban is the number one choice if he is interested. The agent will then say let me check with my client to see if he is interested in coaching again. At this point if Urban isn't interested he tells his agent to tell CDC thanks but I am happy where I am at. End of story and on to Plan B. That apparently did not happen so we have to assume that Meyers agent came back and said, "my guy is interested". Now CDC either gives the agent the number that UT is looking to pay or says to the agent, "what is it going to take". The agent discusses numbers with Urban and comes back with what they want. We apparently agreed to the finances. CDC would then ask the agent what else Urban needs and that is where Urban, through his agent, tells us he needs total control of the football program, money for key assistants, new facilities, hookers and blow, whatever. It looks like CDC ran that by Hartzell/Regents and he let Urban's agent know we agree to that also. During all of this the only way this leaks is if CDC went to some BMD's to get the cash and they went out leaked the information. I am not sure that happened this time. Maybe it did but it doesn't seem like that happened. All parties are on the same page and then they agree to meet. This is where you have CDC, Hartzell, East TX regent fly to meet with Urban, his wife and his agent. I find it hard to believe all of this information is leaking if Urban hasn't already agreed to the deal. Maybe he had a last minute change of heart but at this point of the negotiations its a done deal. All that is left is the planning and timing of announcing firings and hiring's which is where we are at. Now if it didn't go down this way then CDC fucked it up and should be on the same train out of Austin as Herman but I really don't think he did.
    24 points
  14. No new texts this morning. I'm not bothering anyone right now, I'm a small fish and I dont want to get booted from the thread. I never text and just kind of hope they forgot Im on there. I helped with some stuff in the past that isnt even relevant anymore. Something happened last evening that made Urban and us happy. Pure speculation, but my guess is Urban asked for some more things and we agreed. I didnt expect to hear from that thread until the news hit the media. Side note- I just assume no one from the thread is on Surly. Don't know if they would give a shit or not, but that was a direct quote- "I'll be shocked if Meyer is not coaching on our sidelines next year."
    23 points
  15. seeya later you fucking loser. We don't like your kind around here.
    20 points
  16. Someone needs to give me thread permissions. I gotta thread I gotta start but I don't post enough.
    20 points
  17. I will when it's done. Cool your tits.
    20 points
  18. Me trying to keep up with this fucking thread...
    20 points
  19. Lol, what a shitty monitor you have.
    19 points
  20. Surly: Urban, the 6 a.m. was first flight from Columbus? Urban: Yes. Surly: There wasn't a flight that left seven hours earlier and landed at Horseshoe Bay at 2 a.m.? IT/Orangebloods : Surly, I think we've covered this, haven't we? Surly : [hands them flight logs as well as a massive diagram with a bunch of shit on it as well as pics of curtains] These are the logs for both Horseshoe Bay and Columbus. The Horseshoe Bay log lists no flight leaving at 11 pm and the Columbus log lists no flight arriving at 2 am. I'd like to submit these as defense exhibits Alpha and Bravo. The diagram and curtain shots I’d like to submit as exhibit CUM. IT/Orangebloods : I don't understand. You're submitting evidence of a flight that never existed. Surly : Oh, we believe it did, sirs.
    19 points
  21. Lotushorn posts here as @closetojumping fwiw.
    18 points
  22. Since everyone is on this thread anyway. Looks like Overshown is coming back
    17 points
  23. Wtf is this? Are you from 2005? Maybe in 8 years, he can stop the hiring of Charlie Strong from happening.
    17 points
  24. 17 points
  25. I fucking hate all of you.
    17 points
  26. I had to try a case in Odessa, but we stayed in Midland. At the FIVE STAR ELEGÁNTE HOTEL, which is five stars because it's in the name. Highlights of the trial were thus: -Dwarf biker gang hanging out at the pool getting absolutely shitfaced -The Lobby has a "Jungle Theme" complete with stuffed tigers (not taxidermy tigers, literal full-sized, stuffed-animal tigers like, from the state fair) and dusty fake greenery -The Hotel bar/restaurant also houses a Tuesday (I think) Karaoke night. We ate in there one Tuesday and there was just one lady doing Karaoke and cartwheels with no underpants on. This is someone you would want to wear underpants. -Ate at a chili's probably twenty times (best food close by) and saw Quiet Riot in there having dinner before a show. It was the single most depressing sight I've ever seen.
    16 points
  27. Your mouth says no, but your ass says yes.
    15 points
  28. Since everyone is posting their workstation:
    15 points
  29. Uh, Brian, I am reading about hamburgers, shitty towns, planes, curtains, desk chairs, regional airports, beaches, ocean water, places to eat, and a whole lot of other stuff. You'll have to be more specific about "despite what you may be reading."
    15 points
  30. Imagine rooting for American democracy to fail because the pussy you supported got his ass handed to him in the election. Imagine being an enemy of democracy over Donald fucking Trump. I just can't.
    14 points
  31. You can subscribe later, I gave you treefiddy club anyway
    14 points
  32. Basically it was this: flightaware showed way too many stops that just couldn’t be ignored. Horseshoe bay to Columbus to Cincy to Florida with a flight from Sarasota back to Austin tomorrow. The thing about Sarasota is UM’s wife stated she was going there for some R&R on Twitter. Can’t be a coincidence. This was after the flight out to LA a few days prior that came back through HSB if my memory is right. then that squid fella tweeted cryptic style a confirmation of the last few days events. I think Burton had some Intel too that corroborated the flights with a regent involved or something - don’t recall. But the flight stuff got really legit tight late today. then one of the great detective moves in all of surly / shaggy history - centex hillbilly saw urban on TV today and noticed the hotel decor and traced it back to horseshoe bay resort rooms and even posted the exact match - wall color, window, chair and curtain style. we all started celebrating then and haven’t stopped since.
    14 points
  33. Kirk is about to get out sourced by RapGameLarry and a fucking squid. Couldn't ask for a better ending.
    13 points
  34. And it’s the same people that have been screaming for years now that kneeling during the anthem is unpatriotic, who now have no issue undermining the founding principles of the country.
    13 points
  35. Herman stinking Urby thinking Shelley winking CDC slinking Surly drinking Arplanes blinking McRibs stinking Productivity sinking
    13 points
  36. A drunk knows when the liquor store closes. An alcoholic knows when the liquor store opens.
    13 points
  37. After he got up from that hit, he legit thought he was a Texas player and still thinks so to this day.
    13 points
  38. Urban was just on Fox and Friends. Same room. It was live and it was still fairly dark. Sun has risen in Columbus. Not to the west. He isn't in Columbus.
    13 points
  39. Excuse me, stewardess. I speak squid.
    12 points
  40. the team should "get covid" and just end the season so we can make this fucking hire
    12 points
  41. If something definitive happens we will know. I don’t think it’s hyperbole to say a lot of these donors view this as the most important activity they will ever partake in on behalf of the program, and a lot of these guys were out due to the eyes debacle and came rushing back in because Meyer convinced them it was worth it. Fuck his friends, family, dog walker whatever. We gave him an offer he couldn’t turn down and whatever happened last night was VERY positive. I’m still all in.
    12 points
  42. Goddamit. If one of you shoots yourself in the dick, just know it's going in Part II.
    12 points
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