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This thread is dedicated to those tv series that can't carry their own thread but definitely deserve some run because of how glorious of a train wreck they are. 

 

My submission to Surlylites everywhere...…  LOVE AFTER LOCKUP on WE channel.     My buddy told me about it.  Said his wife got him into it.  I told him I was interested.  He then put his "money back guarantee" on it.   Wife and I gave it a shot and HOLY FUCK.  What an entertaining series.

Summation:   Nut jobs have been writing and in getting into relationships with convicts.  Some have met before.  Some have only written.  All have contributed large amounts of money to the convicts account while in prison.  Now the convict is about to be getting out of prison and the tv show documents the train wreck that happens when these people try to be in a real relationship outside the prison walls.  Some seriously fucked decision making.  Some seriously entertaining misfit relationships. Some seriously fucked up lying and using of each other. 

 

LOVE AFTER LOCKUP has it all.  "Cam model" engaged to one prisoner while dating another one. Check.    50+ plus year old black dude in blue suit going to meet his 25 yr old big ass white girlfriend at the bus stop on her way to the half-way house. Check.  30 year old chick from TX leaving her kids at grandma's for 3 months so she can go be with her man in CO while he is on parole. Check.  Smoking hot former meth dealer moving in with 50 year old dude with fucked up lip that she has never met. Check.  This show definitely holds the record for number of cigarettes smoked on TV in a given season. 

 

The current season is on WE channel on Friday nights and it looks like they do marathons each week on Friday before the new  episode is released.  So that should be easy to catch up.    You can also watch an older season on the WE channel website.  There are other seasons that I have not been able to find online, but I will put more effort into finding them this weekend and report back.  You can watch both seasons at once because they don't overlap.  

 

 

Feel free to add your favorite trash tv series that overdelivers. 

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I don't watch it, but a couple guys at work are into 90 Day Fiance. Basically, it's a bunch of losers with money trying to get a hot mailorder bride/husband and the hot bride/groom trying to get money and a greencard out of said losers.

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42 minutes ago, RPM said:

I don't watch it, but a couple guys at work are into 90 Day Fiance. Basically, it's a bunch of losers with money trying to get a hot mailorder bride/husband and the hot bride/groom trying to get money and a greencard out of said losers.

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This dude has memes out the ass. Internet famous baby! 

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90 Day Fiancé is pretty good too.  That Colt guy has massive man tits and a small dick and still lives with his mom.  His Brazilian girlfriend #2 just busted him sending dick pics to 8 women. 

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4 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

90 Day Fiancé is pretty good too.  That Colt guy has massive man tits and a small dick and still lives with his mom.  His Brazilian girlfriend #2 just busted him sending dick pics to 8 women. 

Derka?

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Perfect thread for my own submission.

I've watched every season of Temptation Island.  IIRC, there were 2 seasons about 10-15 years ago.  FWIW, it's a show in which couples split up on an island and get tempted by the opposite sex for a month to "test" the strength of their own relationships.

I believe the show got cancelled originally because one of the couples was actually married and/or had kids.  Of course the producers do everything in their power to break the couples up.  Anyway, it came back about 2 years ago.  I think they aired 2 more seasons.  Really trashy.  Really good time waster.

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TI is a guilty pleasure. Pure trash tv. Love the way they show guests provocative videos of their significant other drunk in a hot tub straddling some guy prettier and more built than they are and pretend it’s part of a “journey” and might bring them closer together.

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Wife (no pics) is working through 90 day and the ten other associated spin offs.  Whatever I do catch is a freaking trainwreck. Micro peen Colty is pretty funny.  So was Jorge, Mohammed, Asan (?), and the family Chantel to name a few. Oh, and the dude who was literally on Tinder on his wedding day.

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14 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

90 Day Fiancé is pretty good too.  That Colt guy has massive man tits and a small dick and still lives with his mom.  His Brazilian girlfriend #2 just busted him sending dick pics to 8 women. 

This show is terrible but also fucking spectacular at times.  I love it.

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I joined my wife for the last few seasons of 90 day fiance and I enjoy some of it, but most of the people are so horrible it's hard to get through at times. 

Now Temptation Island is pretty much the perfect formula for trash tv to watch with the SO. 

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I forgot about the 90 Day Fiancé the Other Way where this chick had met this South Korean dude online and they met up and she ended up Preggo. Fast forward a year later and she packing her bags to go see him and she is packing a big box of “snug fit condoms” because apparently that is how she ended up Preggo. His dick was so pencil thin that the regular condoms slipped off him. She called her man out on national tv.


The Other Way series has actually been more entertaining because it is where the American is having to go live in the other country because their partner couple not get a visa into the U.S.

The very spoiled Jewish chick who hooked up with this Ethiopian dude and got Preggo and decides to go have the baby in Ethiopia and when she arrives, she sees his “apartment “ doesn’t even have running water. There is literally a water faucet in the courtyard of the apartment area where people go and get water to take back to their crib. She’s in process of having meltdown now.

The smoking hot social media model black chick who is moving to Jordan to be with her virgin Islamic boyfriend whose parents still think it is 1855.


The 60 year old grandma moving to India to be with her 33 year old boyfriend who is still married.

So many good laughs.

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The idiocracy of these people you describe remind me of too many of my friends and neighbors, and that show would trigger me very much.

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18 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

This thread is dedicated to those tv series that can't carry their own thread but definitely deserve some run because of how glorious of a train wreck they are. 

 

My submission to Surlylites everywhere...…  LOVE AFTER LOCKUP on WE channel.     My buddy told me about it.  Said his wife got him into it.  I told him I was interested.  He then put his "money back guarantee" on it.   Wife and I gave it a shot and HOLY FUCK.  What an entertaining series.

Summation:   Nut jobs have been writing and in getting into relationships with convicts.  Some have met before.  Some have only written.  All have contributed large amounts of money to the convicts account while in prison.  Now the convict is about to be getting out of prison and the tv show documents the train wreck that happens when these people try to be in a real relationship outside the prison walls.  Some seriously fucked decision making.  Some seriously entertaining misfit relationships. Some seriously fucked up lying and using of each other. 

 

LOVE AFTER LOCKUP has it all.  "Cam model" engaged to one prisoner while dating another one. Check.    50+ plus year old black dude in blue suit going to meet his 25 yr old big ass white girlfriend at the bus stop on her way to the half-way house. Check.  30 year old chick from TX leaving her kids at grandma's for 3 months so she can go be with her man in CO while he is on parole. Check.  Smoking hot former meth dealer moving in with 50 year old dude with fucked up lip that she has never met. Check.  This show definitely holds the record for number of cigarettes smoked on TV in a given season. 

 

The current season is on WE channel on Friday nights and it looks like they do marathons each week on Friday before the new  episode is released.  So that should be easy to catch up.    You can also watch an older season on the WE channel website.  There are other seasons that I have not been able to find online, but I will put more effort into finding them this weekend and report back.  You can watch both seasons at once because they don't overlap.  

 

 

Feel free to add your favorite trash tv series that overdelivers. 

Guilty. I love the tittoo girl (your first pick) and how she fancies herself as some kind of Instagram supermodel.

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