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If anyone needs a refresher on how this asshole undermines our program - originally written by our benevolent dictator:

I'm not sure why Chip felt the need to do a hit piece on UT the day before signing day but he did. Not only did it get corrected, it cost us at least one recruit.
These paragraphs were later removed to due a threat of a lawsuit from the Buechele's:
 

According to sources, Buechele’s parents aren’t crazy about the way Herman is running the program - even thinking Shane would be better off playing baseball. According to sources, Steve Buechele has told other parents of players the way the coaches are coming down so hard on the players with everything from constantly having to pass hydration tests to cleaning the weight room at 4:30 am as punishment to eating burnt breakfasts for being on the losing team at practice, he doesn’t think players are enjoying the game they love - especially when the team is 6-6. 

According to sources, Steve Buechele, a bench coach with the Texas Rangers, has told other parents UT coaches are running the program harder and with less feeling than the Rangers run spring training - adding the Rangers get paid, while UT football players don’t.

The rest of the article stunk of sour grapes from a disgruntled parent or two.

Nik Bonitto, a OLB prospect out of Florida showed up from nowhere this week, getting multiple people predicting he'd end up at Texas. Later that day Chip's piece came out, OU coaches showed it to him, and now he's likely to sign with OU.

So Chip, you can go $#@! yourself. The timing of this was not an accident, and your article about Orlando going to SMU was complete bull$#@! as well and designed to hurt the program.

I encourage all UT fans to cancel their 24/7 subscriptions, and please inform any of your friends or family who subscribe there about this and encourage them to cancel as well. It's one thing to vote for Reggie Bush for Heisman, but another to actively torpedo the program. Congrats Chip, you're the UT Taylor Hamm.

edit:
as if you needed more evidence Brown is a complete shill for some people, here's some of his greatest hits:
https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2014...t-hits-twitter

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Chip really is a scumbag for writing that bullshit article right before sugning day. Whoever he writes for should have fired him.

 

 

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I'm about to go to a focus group meeting regarding a new voice-recognition software initiative. I think I'll recommend that we emphasize the positive results of searching for the phrase "Fuck Chip Brown" as a value-add for our customer service representatives to include in all their calls.

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Allegedly, Chip Brown is actually a nickname given to him by his foster parents when they found him bobbing for “chocolate chips” following a gifted upper-decker from a visiting man claiming to be his father.

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¡Chinga Tu Madre Chip Brown!
Hey now, leave Chips mom out of this..

She takes care of me and doesn't overcharge

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On 3/25/2018 at 2:41 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Hey Chip, fornicate and terminate, you illegitimate invalid.

Lol.

Somebody heckle this turd at camp please. Im in Austin today I plan on driving by the practice facility.

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Fuck Chip Brown and his fraudulent hit pieces and fuck Bobby Burton and anyone else who employees fraudulent Chip Brown.

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Chip Brown loves the Star Wars prequels.

chip brown hates whataburger.

chip brown loves nickelback.

chip brown likes stepping on legos barefoot.

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Chipper's wife is known to "chip around" on him, and he is ok with it if he can break the story to his kids first... :P

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