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This is why you do what I did and BEFRIEND an attorney, an accountant, a realtor, and a private investigator. That way you can get into or out of almost any situation

 

Edited by Walden Ponderer

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Just now, drunk chick to some guy:

”I sucked your dick! Why won’t you share your Netflix account with me?!”

Flip side... my ex once told me “you eat my pussy, idgaf if you double dip.” We were at trudys

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just now, drunk chick to some guy:

”I sucked your dick! Why won’t you share your Netflix account with me?!”

That seems reasonable. 

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Just now, drunk chick to some guy:
”I sucked your dick! Why won’t you share your Netflix account with me?!”


Did you offer up your Netflix account?

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12 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Flip side... my ex once told me “you eat my pussy, idgaf if you double dip.” We were at trudys

I don’t think the double dipping she was referring to had anything to do with chips and salsa

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"any man who has ever driven a car for any distance has used a piss jug"...stocky older black male at nomad bar, 2012?

Edited by Wyatt Mann

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