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Antique store shoppers see man put items in rectum then back on shelves, Texas cops say
 

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A man in Texas was arrested after officials say he was seen inside an antique store placing items in his rectum then putting them back on the shelves.

Constable Mark Herman’s office in Harris County received several calls Feb. 15 about a man inside an antique mall in Spring, according to a Facebook post.

The man was seen taking items from multiple vendors and placing them in his rectum, officials said. Then, he would place those items back on the shelves, according to the constable’s office. 

The man was seen on surveillance footage grabbing items off the shelf and putting the items up his kilt, KPRC reported.

The items were disposed of, according to officials.

A warrant was issued for the man and he was arrested on charges of criminal mischief. He was given a $100 bond.

Spring is about 25 miles north of downtown Houston.

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article285631402.html

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

Antique store shoppers see man put items in rectum then back on shelves, Texas cops say
 

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A man in Texas was arrested after officials say he was seen inside an antique store placing items in his rectum then putting them back on the shelves.

Constable Mark Herman’s office in Harris County received several calls Feb. 15 about a man inside an antique mall in Spring, according to a Facebook post.

The man was seen taking items from multiple vendors and placing them in his rectum, officials said. Then, he would place those items back on the shelves, according to the constable’s office. 

The man was seen on surveillance footage grabbing items off the shelf and putting the items up his kilt, KPRC reported.

The items were disposed of, according to officials.

A warrant was issued for the man and he was arrested on charges of criminal mischief. He was given a $100 bond.

Spring is about 25 miles north of downtown Houston.

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/state/texas/article285631402.html

What an asshole thing to do.

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It was his wife's chicken salad, and that shit is really fucking good! 

Seriously, it's a fucked-up story:  https://people.com/man-sentenced-murdering-target-coworker-accused-stealing-lunch-8553686

It’s weird that some random coworker can just be some fucked up psychopath waiting to snap. Or at least that’s how a bunch of guys I used to work with put it.
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‘Deez-Nuts’ arrested, charged with battery

https://www.wfla.com/news/national/man-named-deez-nuts-arrested-charged-with-battery/

A man in Green Bay with a one-of-a-kind first name was taken into custody after an alleged disturbance on the city’s east side.

According to a criminal complaint obtained by Local 5, 42-year-old Deez-Nuts Kroll was arrested following an incident involving a gun. On March 5 around 10 p.m., officers were sent to the 900 block of East Walnut Street for a reported disturbance.

When officers got to the scene, two people were brought to a squad car and placed in the back. Additionally, officers took Kroll into custody and he was reportedly standing outside with no shirt on.

The complaint says that Kroll appeared to be highly intoxicated, but he did follow officers’ commands. It is always mentioned that authorities identified Kroll by his Wisconsin ID card which said ‘Deez-Nuts Lee Kroll’.

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3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

So the missing marijuana and cocaine is purely attributable to the rats. Ok, chief. 
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I mean, there is kill, and then there is overkill.

2 Georgia men indicted on charges of setting off bomb at woman's home and plotting to release python to 'eat' her daughter

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2 Georgia men indicted on charges of setting off bomb at woman's home and plotting to release python to 'eat' her daughter

The men allegedly used the internet to find the victim's home and plotted to mail dog feces to the residence, shoot arrows at her front door and release a snake inside, prosecutors said.
 

Two Georgia men have been federally indicted in connection with a "sinister" plot they allegedly hatched last year to release a python to devour the daughter of one of their ex's, prosecutors announced.

Stephen Glosser, 37, and Caleb Kinsey, 34, of Richmond Hill, were arrested in February 2023 on charges of setting off a homemade bomb at the home of a woman with whom one of them had a previous relationship.

On Thursday, they were indicted on multiple federal charges related to the bombing and their alleged plot — which included mailing dog feces to the ex's home, releasing a snake in her residence, and scalping her, the U.S. Attorney’s Office in the Southern District of Georgia announced.

They had plotted to acquire and release “a large python into the victim’s home to eat the victim’s daughter,” the release said.

The men face charges that include stalking, conspiracy to use an explosive to commit a felony, use of an explosive to commit another felony offense, and possession of an unregistered device. Kinsey was further charged with false statement during the purchase of a firearm and possession of firearms by a convicted felon.

The men had the victim under surveillance from December 2022 to January 2023 “with the intent to kill, injure, harass, or intimidate,” prosecutors said in a news release.

They conspired to shoot arrows into the victim’s front door, mail dog feces or dead rats to the victim’s home, scalp her and blow up her home. 

Glosser located the victim’s home using internet searches and mapped out a path to her residence, prosecutors said. Kinsey then allegedly acquired and built an explosive device at Glosser’s home using Tannerite, which he purportedly purchased online. 

Then the two used it to blow up the victim’s home on Jan. 13, 2023, the prosecutors said. 

On that day, Bryan County emergency services responded to a report of an explosion at a residential structure on Demeries Lake Court in Richmond Hill at 5 a.m., Georgia’s Office of Commissioner of Insurance and Safety Fire said in a release.

A multi-agency investigation found the cause of the explosion was an “IED comprised of a binary explosive compound.” 

No one was injured in the explosion, WTOC of Savannah reported at the time.

The agency announced Glosser and Kinsey were arrested in connection with the explosion. Kinsey had fled the state and was arrested in Louisiana, and Glosser was arrested locally. 

Bryan County Sheriff Mark Crowe previously described the attack as "sinister."

He told WJCL-TV of Savannah that a woman and child had moved into the residence the day before the explosion — and one of the suspects had a prior relationship with the woman.

Glosser and Kinsey are in custody awaiting further court proceedings. The docket for the federal case did not list lawyers for the men.

Prosecutors said that, if convicted, the conspiracy charge carries a statutory penalty of up to 20 years in prison, and the charge of using an explosive to commit a felony carries a penalty of an additional 10 years. The release noted, given these are federal charges, the men won't be eligible for parole. 

 

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20 hours ago, RPM said:

 

That was my childhood. Except mine was on dirt roads. 
Love that he was wearing mom’s orange jumpsuit. And that he didn’t make it. 

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52 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:


Wow, they sure buried the Lead; it turns out the guy stole a bunch of stuff, kicked a cop, and ended up with a dozen charges.

Was that before, or after, the divorce?

And probably need pics of kicked cop...

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1 hour ago, Born to Run said:
1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:
Lede.
Burying the lead is what Turtle Tom would do.

The leads were weak?

No, HE was weak.

Oh, do I have your attention now?

He called himself a coach? That son of a bitch.

Donors and fans paid good money to get those leads.

You can’t close the leads you’re given, you can’t close shit, you ARE shit. Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it, ’cause you are going out!

(From the play and film: Tom Herman, Turtle Tom)

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Mexican news channel accidentally airs man’s testicles instead of solar eclipse

 

RCG Media’s 24/7 news programme had been using clips submitted by viewers during their coverage of the rare celestial event. However, the show’s hosts realised that they had been pranked by the viewer, who had sent in a shocking video to the news programme.

While the presenter was discussing the cities which had sightings of the eclipse, images of the event were broadcast to viewers.

The show presented images of the phenomenon, in which the moon can be witnessed totally covering the sun.

The segment was quickly cut when the hosts realised they had instead shown a video of a man blocking the sun with his testicles.

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On 4/12/2024 at 6:36 AM, locodos said:

Mexican news channel accidentally airs man’s testicles instead of solar eclipse

 

RCG Media’s 24/7 news programme had been using clips submitted by viewers during their coverage of the rare celestial event. However, the show’s hosts realised that they had been pranked by the viewer, who had sent in a shocking video to the news programme.

While the presenter was discussing the cities which had sightings of the eclipse, images of the event were broadcast to viewers.

The show presented images of the phenomenon, in which the moon can be witnessed totally covering the sun.

The segment was quickly cut when the hosts realised they had instead shown a video of a man blocking the sun with his testicles.

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