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  1. Trump: I think we should weaponize immigrants and unleash them on sanctuary cities. Just flood them with Mexicans. Not just San Francisco. Baltimore. New Orleans. Lincoln, Nebraska. DeKalb County in Georgia. Rhode Island. Boston. All of them. Teach them a lesson by bombarding them with Mexicans. Staffer: That's the shittiest and most vile idea I've heard this week, sir, I love it. I'll look into the logistics, sir. Trump: Maybe we could just air drop them. Call the Airplane Force or the Sky Brigade or the Air Army or whatever it's called. Staffer: Well, then we'd have to pay for their parachutes, sir. Trump: But would we? Listen, I want to carpet bomb these places with Mexicans. You understand? Air raid with Mexicans. We can shoot Mexicans at these places from air, land and sea. Staffer: You want to use the Mexicans as projectiles? Trump: When I was a kid my father hired this guy to take me to the circus. I saw a person get shot out of a cannon. I want something like that, but instead of regular people it shoots out Mexicans. Staffer: We could mount those on tanks and fire Mexicans at them, or something? Trump: Think big. Big. We could fire a wad of Mexicans out of those tubes in submarines. Call it the Burrito Torpedo. We could make mortars that lob little Mexican babies into people's backyards. Huge catapults that launch fifty, sixty Mexicans at a time. They want Mexicans? We'll give 'em Mexicans!
    26 points
  2. Sanctuary Cities: We welcome immigrants. Trump: Hey Sanctuary Cities, I bet you really like immigrants! *stifles a laugh* Sanctuary Cities: Yes. We just said that. Trump: I bet you like immigrants so much that you probably wouldn’t mind if immigrants came to YOUR city! *snickers* Sanctuary Cities: Yes, that’s right. That is literally what we mean when we say “we welcome immigrants.” Trump: WELL IF YOU LOVE IMMIGRANTS SO MUCH THEN WHY DON’T YOU MARRY AN IMMIGRANT? Hahahahahaha! Sanctuary Cities: Isn’t that what you did? Trump: I hope you enjoy all those IMMIGRANTS , so-called immigrant-friendly cities!!!! Suckers. MAGAland Shit Towns: Haha. Trump totally owned those stupid Sanctuary Cities! Who’d want to live in a LIBRUL HELLHOLE that attracted immigrants with plentiful jobs, prosperity, arts and culture, and respect for human rights?!?
    20 points
  3. No shit. One night with your mom doesn't make someone your dad.
    17 points
  4. That's part of the problem with a serious neck injury.
    12 points
  5. Go to 28:55. It’s either a video of your mom or Kirk’s run. Either way, there’s a lot of Johnson in there. https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=I5uyzBRj_S4#
    11 points
  6. Of course the party that lectured the world about personal responsibility like some self-appointed, folksy life coach is now the party of Look What You *buuurp* Made Me Do!
    11 points
  7. In fairness, I'd much rather have illegal immigrants trying to make a better life for their children in my town than Trumpkins.
    10 points
  8. What a bunch of fucking benedict arnold dipshits on this thread. The fucking guy runs Texas down on television to this day. He drove the best coach Texas has ever seen to an early retirement due to his rampant fucking cheating. He ran the most outlaw piece of shit program in the history of the sport until Penn State and Baylor. He legitimately brought the institution of college football down 2-3 notches by cheapening it with his cheating, whether with his OC’s wife or with players from Texas or simply by lowclassing the fucking rank and file of the hallowed halls of the game. That considered, wait until he goes to the restroom, follow him into a stall with one of the cocktail drink swords you’re currently picking your teeth with, cut his throat from ear to ear with it and write “OU Sucks” on the walls and mirrors with his gushing blood. Fuck. It’s like amateur hour in here.
    10 points
  9. Drew again...you are such a beating, take a fucking hint some times you toolspank.
    7 points
  10. Stenosis means an abnormal narrowing of some opening, canal, or vessel. In this case, we are talking about some stenosis affecting either the cervical spinal cord (central) or nerve roots coming off of it. Congenital stenosis is typically central. It is usually asymptomatic and does not require restriction from any sports. It is not associated with a measurable increase in risk for catastrophic injury. Central stenosis is only a concern if there is some other superimposed risk factor suggesting permanent cord damage may occur: multiple episodes of transient quadriparesis, for example. The number of cases is still very small, but the downside is so terrible that players may be restricted for life by some doctors. Discs can bulge, tear, and squirt their inner gel-like contents in a number of shapes and sizes. This can be superimposed on underlying bony stenosis or may be the only factor. Discs can cause cord (central) and/or nerve root compression. Discs tend to heal over time, and extruded material which compresses nerves often resorbs well enough to resolve all symptoms and risks. Acquired degenerative spondylotic stenosis is quite rare in teenagers. If his problem were isolated low-risk congenital stenosis, none of this drama would be going on. If his problem is high-risk congenital stenosis (e.g., with multiple quadriparetic events), the guy holding him out is unlikely to change his mind later (though he might get a second opinion from a less risk-averse physician). If his problem is largely related to a disc injury, it may get better with time, allowing return to play. If it does not, he may have a good result with disc material removal and fusion of the bones on either side of it to each other, again potentially allowing return to play. The information dribbling out leaves something to be desired, but it currently sounds like some disc is involved. The timeline for giving non-operative care a chance will apparently run long enough that any surgery is likely to keep him off the field for 2019. Unless an official release offers more specificity, we will be left to do a lot of guessing. Every time "disc" gets mentioned, though, it is a positive sign, because that is a problem which can often be fixed and careers resumed.
    7 points
  11. Trumpkin: Haha. He is kidding. He doesn’t really intend to do that. He's just trolling. Can’t you take a joke? DOTARD: No I'm not kidding. I will seriously pardon him for breaking the law. Trumpkin: Calm down libtard! He means it figuratively....like a bible analogy. He is not actually gonna pardon someone for breaking the law. This is pardon delusion! DOTARD pardons CBP head for breaking the law. Trumpkin: Look what you made him do libtard! Its totally your fault! Obama!
    6 points
  12. Well, see, first you have to set up a Trump Bus company. Then, that company has to be awarded a huge contract to transport mexicans (including people from all the mexicos) for a flat rate of $5,000 per head. Then, you have to overcount the number of mexicans on each bus. Then, those buses have to be really shitty and break down a couple of miles after leaving the original station. Lots of ins and outs and what have yous.
    6 points
  13. While we are at it, can we dump all industrial waste and pollutants into MAGA country as well?
    6 points
  14. Well he gets upset that all those brown people have the audacity to live in the same country as him and be near him and stuff.
    6 points
  15. If you don't think they will immediately return to being the "moral majority" and judge every small thing, like Trump never existed, you are delusional.
    5 points
  16. I guess the good news is The same moron conspiracy theorists that support Donald Trump know that 9/11 was actually an inside job and had nothing to do with Muslims.
    5 points
  17. 5 points
  18. Thanks for posting this, my internet is down.
    5 points
  19. First bottled Ghost spotted in the wild in Houston for Master’s Friday, imo.
    5 points
  20. Seems like an impeachable offense, you know instructing your subordinates to break the law with the promise there will be no consequences.
    5 points
  21. You should take a page out of the fuck-back-off-to-whatever-hole-you-crawled-out-of book.
    5 points
  22. I’m gonna need to bring a cooler down here.
    5 points
  23. I'm sorry, but is that supposed to be some sort of threat? We need more people to do all the jobs we have here in Austin. You want to release people here to work and help our economy? Uh . . . thank you?
    5 points
  24. I like this from that: Her solutions are concrete and drive right at the heart of problems. They seem radical because, like Westbrook says, she knows exactly where capitalism buries the bodies.
    5 points
  25. I swear you people left your ability to get sarcasm back over at TOS
    5 points
  26. Remember in Man on Fire when Denzel puts a bomb inside that Mexican dude's ass and blows him up? Do that.
    5 points
  27. TtomTerrific Goes to the Lake Guy on jet ski: [slowing down to approach TtomTerrific] bro, the sun is so bright that I can't even spell today. TtomTerrific: You're telling me. I haven't spelled shit all day. I was just trying to explain that to some libtards who are gay but they couldn't get it because they're so libtarded. Guy on jet ski: There were some guys spelling pretty good yesterday over by Cedar Breaks. TtomTerrific: Well they must have spelled everything correctly already, because the spelling is shit today. Guy on jet ski: Sometimes it's just nice to be out in the fresh air trying to spell even if you can't spell anything. Anyway, keep at it. Spelling is usually better in the evening. Take it easy. TtomTerrific: You too. Love your wrists, by the way. Strong. Firm. Stiff. Not at all faggoty. With wrists like that you'll never rile up all the blacks. You're good people.
    5 points
  28. This is the part where every Trump supporter disappears from the thread for a few days.
    4 points
  29. thank God I was worried we'd go two movies in a row without a Death Star or other superweapon!!!!!!
    4 points
  30. Got a buddy who does launch photography at the cape ... this is one of his (just released):
    4 points
  31. Your piece of shit President denies that Russia was interfering with our election, and has thwarted attempts by our intelligence community and Congress to defend and prevent that interference. All while he blows Putin, hurts NATO, and advances Russian foreign policy interests. Which is why Trumpkins are traitors to their country, because they prefer lib tears to the protection of the most basic rights of our country's citizens. As to the Mueller report, it said that there was no proof of collusion, but that there was evidence of obstruction. Which is why you tards saying that the report exonerated Trump is like hearing that a grand jury said that there was no evidence of murder, but evidence of rape, so we need to close the file....cause 'no murder.' Now, folks with a working brain know that when there is proof of obstruction of justice ALL of that information should be given in its entirety to Congress, as obstruction can in fact be an impeachable offense, Barr's personal opinion notwithstanding. So what you Trumpkins want is to: 1) help support Trump's denial of the attack on our country by Russia, and 2) to withhold evidence of obstruction in the Mueller report from the very institution that is constitutionally tasked with oversight of the executive office. Good luck with that. Problem is, there are enough non-traitors remaining to make it a game. Who will win - well - that remains to be seen. Now, you can respond with 'but Obama' all you want, but first you need to address why Trump's refusal to admit that Russia is attacking us is not a big deal, and why (other than partisan team politics) obstruction about the investigation of Russia's attempts to influence our elections is not as important a matter as lying about blow jobs. Because we know you think that is worthy of impeachment proceedings.
    4 points
  32. Lots of folks don’t understand or refuse to accept that the “beyond a reasonable doubt” evidentiary standard used in Barr’s letter allows for the existence of a lot of evidence of inappropriate collusion. Below is a quick list stuff I can think of off the top of my head. - Kushner’s efforts to make a backchannel at Russian govt buildings - Secret Trump tower deal in Moscow - GOP platform changes related to Ukraine - Firing fbi Director cause of russia thing - Campaign manager providing polling data to russia - Russian money in inauguration funds - Russian/suadi money in Trump, Kush, and Ivanka real estate projects - Flynn’s secret negotiations with Russian ambassador concerning sanctions - Stone coordination with Assange, Russian cutout.
    4 points
  33. Does not compute. It boggles the mind that there are Astro fans out there with this opinion.
    4 points
  34. Thanks for missing the entire point of the question. No, I am not going to "let it go". Conspiracy (as opposed to collusion) is a legal standard, and the question was about collusion. Furthermore, I am asking for open evidence of collusion, of which I provided some. If you don't think that meeting was enough of a smoking (smocking) gun to warrant further investigation, then you are a Trumpkin. Congratulations.
    4 points
  35. While we are talking hardcore fight scenes, Deadwood's Dority vs the captain has to be up there.
    4 points
  36. Well, no. It's not "completely OK". Nobody said it was. Uh, no. It is ABSOLUTELY about "not letting central Americans in the US". Do you watch the news? It's a fundamentally racist policy pushed hard by POTUS. Nope. Dems do not insist on open borders. You're lying.
    4 points
  37. yo that black flip twist was siiiick!
    4 points
  38. This year's 4th of July hats
    4 points
  39. Good luck winning a bidding war against Georgia and Tennessee for a prioritized Tennessee kid
    4 points
  40. I bet you people play poker with deuces and one-eyed jacks wild too
    4 points
  41. Tim Beck opening up Twitter on his phone and nervously laughing along with everyone
    4 points
  42. I prefer troops that don’t take IED blasts to the face.
    4 points
  43. 4 points
  44. Yeah, let's not make a hobbit out of doing that shit on here.
    4 points
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