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  1. This is well put. futureman is a voluminous shitheel that adds little to no humor and even less insight. I’m all for humorous trolling. Maybe someday that dipshit will stumble into some of it.
    14 points
  2. 14 points
  3. The man was brilliant. Used his fortune to make earth as hot as possible so that when he ends up in hell he's used to the heat.
    13 points
  4. Wow let me enjoy the fountain of knowledge those two provide
    13 points
  5. I've never understood why people think trolls like futureman or Lavar Ball or any weirdass loudmouth dickhead who never says anything true or valuable is interesting. But y'all live in your strange reality TV world I guess.
    13 points
  6. If you suffered years of abuse from a narcissistic, abusive ex-wife, your life became a national story, and as a result your ex became a minor celebrity with a social media following and a podcast while continuing to abuse you on social media with support behind her, then you’d relish the opportunity to release proof of her lies and behavior. And if you were constantly harassed via thousands of text messages for years, you probably wouldn’t consider them personal. Victims of coercive control will tell you the physical abuse is nothing compared to the psychological abuse. If Courtney Smith posted photos of her battered face on Twitter, would you shame her for putting “personal shit” on the Internet?
    12 points
  7. You could probably start for them right now.
    11 points
  8. They like the Eaton dude as a raw materials guy that they can mold into excellence. Guys coming out of places like Aldine MacArthur and Houston Heights aren’t maxed out like guys coming out of Katy High or Lake Travis might be. It’s like finding raw guys out of Louisiana or Florida and coaching them up. Eaton has a big wing span and they like his physical numbers. As a wild card, great. I’d rather have lottery tickets like him than Brock Fitzhenry or Dustin Miksch as the 23-25 players in a class. That considered, I think our expectations on this board, at least, are properly tempered. If he turns into a starting CB, that’s the balls. If not, he can absolutely contribute on special teams athletically. As a sidenote, they’ve got a kind of moneyball thing going on with McKnight and certain physical metrics. Wingspan is one of them. They think other physical traits are being overrated and therefore some guys are being overranked and overrecruited as a result. Pure 40 speed alone will not get you recruited to Texas with this staff.
    10 points
  9. satyanash being a Wescott sock makes quite a lot of sense, actually.
    10 points
  10. Jimbo better clarify that he's suspended for the TX state game in case there's a storm or something
    10 points
  11. Trump's precogs would be Hannity, Carlson and Bongino.
    9 points
  12. Kate Beckinsale is worth every penny that the university is paying her. She was immensely popular with recruits at Houston, and the recruits are connecting with her extremely well at Texas as well. She may not be an x's and o's gal, but she brings another element that some of the missionary position coaches lack, and Herman is confident in her ability and sends her out on the road.
    8 points
  13. "The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands..."
    8 points
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  17. "I hate Houston. Lemme tell you why: so I was in Katy and I had to go to Sugar Land, but Pearland..."
    8 points
  18. So Demas' grades went from likely JUCO to early enrollee? That is very impressive. And to think he did it in half a year all while moving from a crappy, crappy school to a more difficult school.
    8 points
  19. Hopefully inside a bag.
    7 points
  20. With Young having a high ankle sprain, we’re already down to only Ingram and Whittington as true RBs for most of the year. Drayton’s done well (at his position only) in the 2020 cycle, but man he’s really fucked up every other year and has left us in a terrible spot for this season. 2017: Took Toneil Carter over Eno Benjamin, who ran for over 1,600 yards last year. 2018: Only took one non-grad transfer RB when our RB depth chart was 2 JAGs, a RB made of glass, and Carter was already showing signs of fumble and work ethic issues (Kyle Porter, Kirk Johnson, Daniel Young, Carter and Tristian Houston). 2019: Drayton fucked up by going all in on Cain/Sanders and missing both. Thankfully, Washington recruited Derrian Brown (bad injury luck) and Whittington ended up being a switch candidate. I mean that’s just utter fucking incompetence from a roster management standpoint. Not getting a JUCO any of the last two years or going after a GT this year, Drayton personally whiffing in 2019 when we desperately needed numbers at the position. There’s no excuse to not have a stable of quality backs at Texas after three years to recruit for the position.
    7 points
  21. Why is it that the Dems are the only ones with options? Are you conceding that republicans aren’t going to do jack shit for the betterment of America and we can expect continued treasonous behavior from the GOP? Do you ever hold your party accountable?
    7 points
  22. Actually in the current climate the amazon is on fire and Greenland has melted.
    6 points
  23. You fucking wish, Hamm. You've never had a Cobby Box, Hank Aaron, or Chipper Jones. You've never had a Greg Maddux or John Smoltz. You have never won your division in 14 consecutive seasons. Revel in your mediocrity for it's own sake. Bandwagoning your ineptitude is futile.
    6 points
  24. Well, this is their definition of smart money, so take it with a grain of salt. They probably got their financial education at one of these workshops:
    6 points
  25. The police and her lawyer can’t stop him from trashing her on Twitter and podcasts. What exactly should she be letting them “handle” right now? Zach Smith has manipulated and controlled her for years and continues to try to do so, loudly and publicly, apparently with some small army of mouth breathing Ohio State retards behind him. Wanting to push back, get her side of the story out there with actual proof, and have her voice heard for once, doesn’t make her crazy. I have yet to see anything that makes me think she’s a “fucking loon.”
    6 points
  26. IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL aggy EVERYWHERE!!! Jedrick For reasons I will notbe getting into, my dick has become lodged inside of the VCR. I know when I'm beat, so I'm open to outside assistance and suggestions. If you can't help me out without prying into my personal life, please move along as to avoid wasting both of our time. vanisher OP- I've been in your shoes. Stay calm. What tools if any are near you, and is the VCR able to be unplugged? [https://i] Jedrick The unit is free hanging. I have access to a ball peen hammer and an eyeglass repair kit. Destruction of the VCR is unacceptable due to the rarity of its contents (which will not be disclosed), as well as the moderate sentimental value of the device its self. vanisher Free hanging... that's good. That ball peen hammer might come in handy later. If you turn on some monster trucks the sheer strength and rigidity of the erection that forms will force you free, but may damage any tape(s) or the machine itself. You can go the other direction and read some poetry. Your manhood should shrivel up enough so that you will just slide right out. Let me know if this fixes your problem Kthulhu5000 tune your TV to channel 3. press REWIND on your VCR and let it run for 30 seconds. press eject and squirt in some head cleaner fluid (which is isopropyl alcohol with a 10x markup). then press PLAY and count out a full rotation ("one Mississip" to "ten Mississip"). put your TV's volume to 10 and look at the screen. if you see your dick on it, then congratulations! Your RECORD function is functioning functionally! vanisher it's one of the normal, not embarassing reasons that someone would get their dick stuck in a vcr. i won't tell you which one though Manifisto congratulations you are now married to the vcr, i wish you both health and happiness better give the loose vcr cassette to your old wife, its her husband now cda "How did you get your dick stuck in the VCR" is basically the same question as "why did you get your dick stuck in the VCR," so I shan't be answering it, but for your information, the reason I was using a VCR rather than streaming is that Netflix's selection leaves much to be desired. little munchkin Hey op, professional EMT here, and I just want to say there's no need to be so embarassed about getting your dick stuck in a VCR. We've all been there. Hell, how do you think us professionals got so good at removing them in the first place. [https://i] Jedrick Day 2: While initially, just the head of my dick was trapped, I awoke to find that this infernal machine has devoured about 3/4 of my shaft. Sleep was difficult, I had to run an extension cord from the den to my bedroom. The wife was... unimpressed. Interesting how she's so quick to forget her own incident with the Pearl Jam cassette. My member is caught in such a way that the base of my rod is turgid, but the rest is stuck in perpetual half-chub. I attempted some tinkering with the screwdriver from the eyeglass repair kit, but as it seemed I was making progress, I foolishly dropped the screwdriver inside the VCR. Will update more when I get home from work. cda It's only natural to wonder about how my penis became lodged in this VCR player, but you need to restrain yourself. If civilization means anything, it means that we suppress our animal impulses for knowing why people's dicks are in various places and instead uphold a sense of decorum which is the underpinning of civil society. Try hitting "fast forward" on the remote and see if that does anything. Manifisto victorian society had quite a strict code against asking why people's members got stuck in vcrs. in fact it was generally frowned upon to even mention the topic in the presence of someone suffering from such a predicament; one was expected to act as though nothing had happened. cda Got no time for haters [https://i] people who expect me to do emotional labor for free [https://i] and people who ask me why my dick is stuck in the VCR [https://i] PIso Mojado nakedly waiting while a teenage Best Buy employee googles "VCR"
    6 points
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