Listen, you inbred Cajun swamp trash.
If you think LSU beat Georgia more impressively than Texas did, then you didn't watch the Sugar Bowl. We fucking manhandled them. And, as already pointed out, y'all beat them at home.
And Texas will be better than we were last year. You're probably hearing about all the starters we lost on D, but what you don't know is that most of them weren't very good and they've been replaced by blue chips. What we lost in experience, we made up in athleticism. And we have one of the best defensive coordinators in the country. They'll be ready.
On the other side, we're loaded at WR, we have two talented RBs, and Sam is the best player on the field. If you don't blitz, he'll throw for 350. If you do blitz, he'll run for 200. We're going to score points on you. And you're not going to be able to keep up.
The best part is that you're gonna try to beat us by throwing the ball around with a bunch of kids who aren't used to throwing the ball around. We might have the best secondary in the country. And y'all don't exactly have Lincoln Riley over there.
You're gonna lose. And Louisiana is still gonna be a shithole state.