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Look. I thought we'd win, too. LSU, and Burrow, are better than I thought. The top tier in college football is Bama, Clemson, LSU, and Ohio State. Yes, our secondary got torched. It was embarrassing. But here's the good news: there's only one team left on our schedule who can light us up like that. And they probably will. But they don't have LSU's defense. I'm not saying we're gonna win out. But I am saying that you bitches predicting 7-5 in the game thread are bitches. Just like you were bitches saying it was over at 20-7. This team fought its ass off tonight. Sam put up 461 yards, 5 touchdowns, and 0 turnovers against the best D on our schedule. Jesus Christ, man. And in spite of all our secondary woes, they beat us by 7. And we dropped 7 in the first quarter. Yes, Okie Light and some others will score points on us. But what the fuck are they gonna do about Sam? Put me down for 10 wins. Nothing is fucked.35 points
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"If anyone else had done this they would be in prison". I have heard this a lot. Maybe we should put him in prison.11 points
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She actually racked up many of those wins seeing Texas play Nebraska11 points
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I know you dont wanna hear from an LSU asshole right now. But that was easily my favorite LSU game to watch since Bama in 2011. I didnt give that Texas offense enough credit and they exposed parts of our defense. Looking forward to maybe a rematch this year...hopefully our players learn what powerade/Gatorade is. If not then looking forward to Death Valley next year. And like I told people on here this week I was never an LSU fan that expected a legit blow out. I said I'd be happy with LSU winning by even a point. And that game sure a hell didnt disappoint.10 points
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As dire the consequences of having a jabbering buffoon like Trump run a country, it's almost all worth it to watch a human styrofoam plate like Mike Pence eagerly accept his duty as a disgraced servant who blindly follows orders of diverting United States government and military funds to help a thrice divorced payer of pornstars line his own pockets. Deep down in the penis part of his heart he knows it's a piss poor way to cap his legacy, but he doesn't spend much time fretting about it because he understands and embraces his own cowardice. He knows he lacks the key personality traits to function as a person with a modicum of dignity, self respect and a handful of unyielding core principles. I mean, how bad can it really be if we're all standing around here in nice clothes and fancy amenities? Focus on the pretty landscaping and the sleek jet and don't get bogged down by that black disease you can feel growing throughout your soul. It also makes it easier for him to defile himself while accompanied by the entire GOP allowing themselves to now be defined as the party of skyrocketing debt and the massive expansion of federal power. They collectively surrendered the most fundamental aspects of their entire existence because they were too afraid to risk getting a nickname on Twitter.9 points
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This time last year we were 1-1 everyone wanted Herman fired and Sam benched. We beat OU went to the Sugar Bowl and destroyed Georgia. Nothing is fucked here dudes, chill out and accept the loss.8 points
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dear sam, it's not a selfie if someone not pictured is taking the photo. that's just called a picture.8 points
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I do not care if they move on from Dotard. I will never have any respect for those who continued their association with him when he time and again showed he is a racist, soulless shell of a person. He is emblematic of their party. They can all go straight to hell for what they have done.8 points
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For too long the national image of the Big XII has been defined by Oklahoma as the most successful program in the conference. Their offense generated points and yards by the ton but their defense was average at best and often terrible. Neither unit impressed with their physicality or toughness. Okie is THE reason the average fan thinks the Big XII is soft. Now it the time for a changing of the guard. We all know that Patterson has played tough D at TCU for many years but they were never nationally prominent for long enough to impinge on the public consciousness. Then Tom Herman and Todd Orlando joined the Big XII. Texas is the program with the national profile to change people's perception of what the conference is all about. Those men have brought toughness on both sides of the ball with a hard nosed OL and QB plus a defense that can fly and HIT. Based on TV and internet talking heads, the mob still thinks Texas is soft. They are wrong. We know that's not true and hasn't been true for 3 years. Let's show them that new reality today in a way that is undeniable. From the first play, let 'em know what they signed up for.7 points
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Don't care about the Big 12. Just fuck everybody up.7 points
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You see the libs want to use light bulbs that use a fraction of the energy, last up to decades longer and save consumers money. They want to reduce plastic pollution and dependence on foreign oil by reducing single use plastic and reverting back to made in the USA paper straws like in the gold old days. And they recognize the true costs of beef on the environment and our personal health and would like US to practice more sustainable farming like in the old days, and limit beef consumption to what your family doctor might recommend. Laura is sucking factory farm manure lagoon raised beef juice that was tenderized with contaminated Chinese incandescent bulbs that she has to replace annually through a made in China with Saudi oil straw To own the libs. Fox is WWE heals with shitty writing and less realistic storylines.7 points
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Texas is guaranteed to win, we have a secret weapon: my mom has gone to 10 Texas games in her life, and is 10-0 in attendance. That includes a Big XII championship and the game against KSU in the pouring rain. Texas cannot lose when she's in attendance. By contrast, my dad is a jinx. Every texas big texas football game he's gone to, they've lost. She's going to the game tomorrow. He is not. It's my birthday tomorrow, her's is next week. This is both of our birthday presents. We cannot lose.7 points
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One of the great things about being a Texas fan is that the football team plays at least 10 P5 teams each year. I heard some SEC honk on XM 84 mention recently that Georgia is really showing the world who’s the balls by playing an amazing 10 P5 games this year. “Wow. I’m sexually aroused, Commander.” You know who else plays 10 P5 games this year? Every fucking Pac 12, Big 10, and Big 12 team in existence, you myopic fuck. These fucking clowns have gone so deep into their own fart-huffing that they forgot that the sport is actually played beyond the range of their backwater region. Anyway, part of what’s great about how Texas plays its 10 P5 games is that the 10th game is damned near always against a worthy opponent with a well-known brand. This year is no different, as the horns don their gear this Saturday to face a powerful foe in the LSU Tigers. It should be a great match-up and fun Saturday night. And by that, I mean I expect Texas to stomp a deep and dirty mudhole painfully into the ass of these Cajun hillbillies and send them packing back to the swampy nether regions faster than you can spot corruption in their state government. “But closetojumping, LSU’s student athletes are among the elite in college sports!” First of all, let’s be clear about something, I don’t think LSU is even an accredited university. The trolls showing up to this site, and anyone who’s ever read TigerDroppings can also attest, simply reflect the concept that LSU isn’t an actual school, therefore these are not “Student” Athletes that UT is playing. Look at the facts: -LSU has an application acceptance rate of 74%. The literacy rate for the state of Louisiana most recently posted at 69% according to the Department of Education. Basic math says this is an open-enrollment school creating vocational opportunities for the literate and semi-literate in its home state. They’re effectively taking anyone from Louisiana that can sign their name on the application. -The admission standards and average SAT scores accepted into LSU are lower than the NCAA eligibility requirements for true freshmen student athletes entering into its FBS schools. A state of Texas GED is an acceptable posting of the documents required for acceptance into LSU. Given this data, it’s reasonable to assess that LSU’s football team is in effect a local team of mercenaries that do not face the same academic and educational responsibilities that any of their opponents besides Ole Miss, Auburn, and Mississippi State will face. So they’re not to be called student-athletes, and they’re able to show up competing with that advantage against Texas. I still like where we sit against them and their fans, both in this game and in life. “closetojumping, you seem awfully bullish about Texas facing a team with a new offensive juggernaut of an offense that dismantled a mighty 10 win team last weekend.” I keep hearing a couple of refrains from LSU visitors, the media talking heads, and the coelenterates cloaked in UT gear that surface themselves on the boards and at the proverbial water cooler. The mighty new offense is one of the bigger talking points as to why Texas shouldn’t even bother showing up this weekend. So LSU hired a guy that’s never actually been a coordinator of any sort and shoved him into the pedestrian Ensminger’s thinking, and asked those two to have a football baby. And we’re supposed to be concerned, especially after watching LSU publicly buttfuck the wizards of GA Southern. “Hey, GAS won 10 games last year, they’re strong.” Right. Their best win last year was against Appalachian State. They were blown out by ULM. So, no, pummeling a shithole team from the Sun Belt doesn’t do anything for me. I realize, given LSU’s troubles with the Sun Belt, this is a step up, like going from using an outhouse to having indoor plumbing. A wise philosopher once said that everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face. Installing a new offense with a nonbelieving head coach that panics when he sees his offenses actively using motion faces more peril than what a cupcake can present. When Texas sends LSU back to the sidelines after a couple of 3 and outs, let’s see how much resolve Brady and Ensminger have when Baron von Edward Beauregard Orgeron is heaving red bull and dirty rice flavored, spittle-loaded invective in their direction and regressing the offense back to 3 yards and a cloud of dust. Orgeron’s loomed like a gargoyle over the offensive strategy of his staff in every season of every stop he’s made as a head coach. It’s difficult to fathom that he’s shaken that monkey in one offseason because an analyst from the Saints was hired. The oldest running joke in college football is that LSU has opened up its offense. That punchline will be toasted again in the late hours of Saturday night. “CTJ, these LSU boys got that swagger though!!! They Sposed to be SEC!!!” A team hasn’t talked this much shit about an opponent since Miami prepared to face Penn State in the 1987 Fiesta Bowl. The media has certainly bathed LSU in Sazerac-flavored glory as the LSU idiots have fed them sound byte after sound byte. K’Lavon Chaisson and his 3 career sacks has pulled up in his shit smelling clown car and spouted off at the mouth to anyone who will listen. This guy must still be pissed that Tom Herman took up residence in his home for 8 hours and subjected him to bingewatching Friends. One of the linebackers has announced that they’re going to run over Sam Cosmi in 10 different ways. I can’t remember which one said it, and while my understanding is that their LB corps is apparently on par with 70’s Steelers, I don’t see a single fucking one that can sniff Devin White’s jock, and he’s long gone. Their entire DB unit has collectively rubbed its sandy vagina and moaned that Texas, a program that has put more than 60 DBs into the league, has the temerity to continue to claim a moniker that UT’s been using for 3 decades. The LSU DBs are hurt because history apparently started with Patrick Peterson and the fucking Honey Badger. Right. Sorry, LSU, we forgot you were there. All of the shit talking and chest beating is the same false bravado we witnessed in our last 2 endeavors against overrated SEC teams. They’re fucking great because they say they are. It’s got all the markings of a situation in which a team shows up, throws their helmets out on the field, and says “okay, we’re here, give us the W”. As Texas fans, we know it all too well, having seen that bullshit start with overhype at the turn of the decade and the UT teams of that period playing right into it. Herman lives for this kind of game and situation, and his team feeds off of it as well. Underdogs at home? Getting shittalked by clowns who’ve never shared the field with Texas? Big national audience? All those boxes are checked and the history of those circumstances tells us that Texas will be ready. Beyond the mental prep, or lack thereof, depending upon the side, there’s also a really simple exercise to think through here. If you had one game to win against a highly touted and talented opponent, which head coach would you want prepping the strategy for your team and hatching the gameplan – Tom Herman or Sir Edgar Beaujolais Orgeron, Esq.? Only LSU fans are dumb enough to claim they’d choose the latter. “OH NO closetojumping, you’ve doomed us to our fate!!” I mudhole posted about USC last year, if it makes you feel any better. Stop squatting to pee. Texas wins this game with a score closer than the way the game was actually played on the field – 31-24. I expect misdirection, tempo, and a steady diet of fat ass LSU defenders sucking wind. The Texas defense will sell out to stop the run and force Jesus Joe Burrow to swagger the passing game to a big night while the beached whales masquerading as offensive linemen attempt to fend off multiple blitzes in front of him. I look forward to seeing many hot and trashy Cajun females bawling after the game, barely speaking audible English, lamenting the beating their team just took. LSU players, apparently, will be looking forward to heading back to the lockerroom so they can continue to compare notes on how they’re going to rape each other, or whatever the fuck this is: Anyway, Hook'em6 points
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No, actually the DBU shirts were fucking stupid. Earn that shit. You didn’t tonight5 points
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The first call to go for it was good because they had a play for it. The second one was pretty bad.5 points
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I may be a homer, but I swear LSU is getting 1/2 a yard on every spot.5 points
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Good luck y’all! Hope Texas stomps a mudhole in them. Hook Em!5 points
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I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me.5 points
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